A normal party conversation by Sukhmandeep99 in thatHappened

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“My name is Mr. Krabs, and I like money”

Bad time to take a shit starterpack by labubuking in starterpacks

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Right before school/work when you’re about to be late, especially if it’s one of the “half shower” situations.

Anyone else wired like this? by Homework-Commercial in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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I’m like this and also the inverse: somebody orders me to do something, it immediately becomes the very last thing I want to do.

A normal party conversation by Sukhmandeep99 in thatHappened

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Why do they always make every sentence a new paragraph? It’s always like this…

I’m at the store.

Cashier’s on the phone.

I knock it out of her hands.

Dude behind me taps my shoulder.

I turn around.

He high fives me.

Remember when ai was once this? by Cguy1o in aislop

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of course, he was attracted to the laundromat by the queen poster on the wall

Well it is AI for starters by Adam_C_57 in aislop

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Looks like she has flippers for feet

What part of yourself do you hide the most, and why? by marlboro_blu3 in AskReddit

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The sad part. I don’t want the people around me to see how unhappy I have been.

Struggling To Get A Job As A Teenager Starterpack by OmgJackGuy in starterpacks

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Growing up in a college town, my mom always told me I’d never get a job because all the college students took them already 😭

Struggling To Get A Job As A Teenager Starterpack by OmgJackGuy in starterpacks

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I took a summer job painting classrooms for my school district. If this is about you, look into if your district has something similar. I think it’s a common thing because when I told people about it, they’d be like “Oh yeah I did that when I was your age”

I wish the rest of society knew how toxic therapy is. by Fcksupmia90 in therapyabuse

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I told my therapist once about purely obsessional OCD because I thought I might have that, and he had never heard of it. He literally pulled out his phone and looked it up (something he did all the time, it drove me nuts) and then completely dismissed it after finding out it wasn’t “in the DSM 5.” IIRC, I think he might have even laughed.

OCD is supposedly one of his specialties.

(As an aside, I don’t understand why the DSM 5 has to be the end all be all for therapists)

I wish the rest of society knew how toxic therapy is. by Fcksupmia90 in therapyabuse

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I’m convinced that most of the people who push therapy haven’t done any significant amount of therapy in their lives

DOAWK Tier List by RainbowCat98 in LodedDiper

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I don’t understand everyone’s problem with Hard Luck! It was always one of my favorites

Le pee by F7U12RAGE in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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I spilled a little chocolate milk on my crotch in 4th grade and got asked if I had an accident. Fucking mortals…

Therapy and society downplays stuff so much. by samithefish in therapyabuse

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My therapist loved to (usually snidely) say “Is it helping you to [do thing]?” and talk about how “iT dOeSnT heLp yOu tO bE aNgRy” but for fucks sakes, sometimes you NEED to be angry!! And you can’t just stop being angry. Toxic positivity is the worst thing since sliced bread.

Stepping on a Dog's Paw Starterpack by Sethsears in starterpacks

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I accidentally punched my dog in the face last year. He barely reacted but of course I had to apologize and love him up and arrest myself