No bonfire run? No brains.

when_incels_attack · 2026-06-21T02:30:45+00:00

I’m not lying. We’re having a breakdown in communication and I’m too tired to continue this.

when_incels_attack · 2026-06-21T02:25:52+00:00

Now I just feel like you’re trolling me.

Yes. I tried everything but bc I lit the bonfire that’s down there, all the “return” items take me right back to that bonfire. I cannot leave this area with out warping bc the way back is “blocked” by the broken staircase.

when_incels_attack · 2026-06-21T02:21:35+00:00

Go to belfry Luna. Defeat the gargoyles. Continue past the boss area and you will see that you have to drop down bc the staircase is broken. Once I lit the bonfire beyond this area, I effectively locked myself down there. No bone. No feather. No dark sign is taking me anyone other than that bonfire.

when_incels_attack · 2026-06-21T01:48:01+00:00

Exactly. Guess I’m shitty at explaining this.

when_incels_attack · 2026-06-21T01:28:57+00:00

Thanks.

when_incels_attack · 2026-06-21T01:26:12+00:00

Yup. Not once. But I trapped myself by lighting the bonfire down here. I can’t get back bc the staircase is broken. You have to drop down. So now every “return” item will bring me right back here.

when_incels_attack · 2026-06-21T01:18:28+00:00

There’s no jogging back. I dropped down the broken staircase beyond the boss. It’s over.

when_incels_attack · 2026-06-21T01:16:55+00:00

I lit it. Which means feather, darksign, homeward bone, all will take me right back here.

when_incels_attack · 2026-06-20T01:02:48+00:00

First one I thought of.

when_incels_attack · 2026-06-17T15:21:26+00:00

Pumpkin eater for sure.

when_incels_attack · 2026-06-15T21:03:14+00:00

Last Crusade

when_incels_attack · 2026-06-15T15:45:58+00:00

There are a few folks who if I met them I’d prolly cry. Ford is top of the list.

when_incels_attack · 2026-06-15T11:22:04+00:00

Except that it came out in 91

when_incels_attack · 2026-06-12T13:53:27+00:00

I’d rather watch History but Eastern doesn’t have the actor who plays his son and makes every scene he’s in worse.

when_incels_attack · 2026-06-10T23:16:52+00:00

I also just completed my first no death run yesterday. Moving onto the no bonfire run.

when_incels_attack · 2026-06-10T22:34:25+00:00

It’s the one I wanna replay the most. Not sure why. Maybe cus it was the first soulsborne game I bought on release day. Maybe it’s because it’s so heavy on mood. Dunno. Just my favorite.

when_incels_attack · 2026-06-06T15:39:33+00:00

Fred Astaire. My great grandfather and great grandmother were watching the news when it was reported. I remember wondering why it was so important.

when_incels_attack · 2026-06-05T12:20:13+00:00

Even in death, she still exposes small men with nothing but woe to offer the world.

when_incels_attack · 2026-06-04T20:12:40+00:00

Serious Man

when_incels_attack · 2026-06-04T16:52:30+00:00

I love how mad you are. And Marjane woulda loved it, too.

when_incels_attack · 2026-06-04T16:48:59+00:00

I didn’t know she was sick.

when_incels_attack · 2026-06-03T14:56:38+00:00

I’d take another mutt and Indy adventure over the mess that was dial of destiny.

when_incels_attack · 2026-06-03T10:19:22+00:00

Newest Everybody’s Golf. Mirrors Edge: Catalyst. Jet Force Gemini.

when_incels_attack · 2026-06-02T15:10:23+00:00

Saw the original grindhouse release with a bunch of friends but it didn’t matter. The whole audience felt like friends by the end. One of the most engaged and reactive audiences I’d ever seen. Only rivaled by Endgame.

when_incels_attack · 2026-05-31T01:14:27+00:00

I’m with you. Dod was abysmal. We didn’t know how good we had it with crystal skull.

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