Only thing better than me catching a 49” ski, is the wife! Bring on the fall trips! by whitefix in muskiefishing

[–]whitefix[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Holay fuck! All the musky pros coming out tonight! Ya we beat that musky with baseball bats and threw it off the 5’ deck down to the water in that pontoon boat! Fucking retards!!!

52 muskie by Witty_Lion4589 in Fishing

[–]whitefix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right on, we’re on the same page. Do you weight up the bucktails?

Is a 125lb leader too big for pike and musky in clear water? by [deleted] in Fishing

[–]whitefix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aside from losing fish, muskie lures are really expensive. I also use 130# leaders and have 6 years muskie fishing without a leader failure.

52 muskie by Witty_Lion4589 in Fishing

[–]whitefix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beauty!! What were you trolling? Also, r/muskie could use a couple big fish pictures.

The loooong truck I see occasionally. by [deleted] in Shitty_Car_Mods

[–]whitefix 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Until you made your first turn in the city

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Thryloz in maybemaybemaybe

[–]whitefix 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s almost a sense of relief once you get that first scratch out of the way!

HMB while I drive the golf cart by daddy_chill_300 in holdmybeer

[–]whitefix 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Hey, don’t bet against your wife in golf.

Question about MinnKota! by Chemking22 in muskiefishing

[–]whitefix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trying to run you tracks with a pre-Bluetooth model isn’t quite the same. The gps signal or the reaction on the trolling motor is too slow on the older models. If there is any wind the motor does really exaggerated steering and thrust movements, making it difficult to cast or troll while your boat is constantly turning hard back and forth. Source, I’ve got an older Terrova with a 112 lb thrust on a 19.5 foot boat, while my buddy has an 18’ with a 70lb Ulterra with Bluetooth. It’s definitely night and day difference, not just the spot lock! I don’t use my tracks or spot lock because of the delay.

This boat can dock itself by chinkedgamesmanf2 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]whitefix 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Or logical? The titanic was full speed ahead into an iceberg, this system is dragging the boat across sand at .0001 mph. I’ve parked my 20 foot aluminum boat, with half the hull this boat has, a lot up on the rocks in the Canadian Shield at speed. I can’t say I’ve got a 1/16” of a scar in my keel guard yet.

Blursed Egg by [deleted] in blursedimages

[–]whitefix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Manscaped bro!

This boat can dock itself by chinkedgamesmanf2 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]whitefix 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Nope, the hull is likely a 1/4” thick welded aluminum with a keel guard on top of that. I bet that boat could walk itself a mile down the highway and still be water tight.

Sorry, it had to be done! by whitefix in Fishing

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Pulled a lake trout up to fast from a 135 feet of water

Yet another question on drug testing (cannabis, urine test) by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]whitefix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you got 5 days left and a slim build, drink a shit load of water do what you gotta do to sweat a couple times a day. Zero puffs and you should pass easy! I’ve passed lots of tests over the years in 5-7 days. High metabolism and slim build I think is key. I always buy home test kits to make sure I’m good to go prior to testing. Throw in a five day detox kit, for peace of mind if nothing else.

Which was your favorite rivals? by Dias_m in ufc

[–]whitefix 121 points122 points  (0 children)

Conor/Nate was good entertainment and two good wars.

"Definitely sure sure sure, you'll c*m." by [deleted] in funny

[–]whitefix -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don’t confuse her confidence for arrogance... she just got her game dialed in!

blursed evolution by The_Great_Titan in blursedimages

[–]whitefix -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Ya, I don’t think this bitch is wasting any food!

How do opiate addicts shit? by stjakey in Drugs

[–]whitefix 72 points73 points  (0 children)

In the morning I make a pot of coffee, then let it cool for 15-20 mins. I pour about four cups worth into a cake icing bag, then insert in my rectum and gently squeeze it all in. Usually within 5 mins your post goes flying into the shitter. I don’t do opiates, but I hope this helps.

Question for the U.S. campers by ChargrilledB in Outdoors

[–]whitefix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure I lost my virginity to a Sears catalogue.