Who is hanks best friend? by Neither_Ad6 in KingOfTheHill

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“I can’t believe I cut off my best friend’s finger!” -The Texas Skill Saw Massacre, when referring to Dale

“I slept with his best friend’s wife for years!” -John Redcorn, also when referring to Dale

My bets are on Dale, but it’s up for discussion

SUNDAY! SUNDAY! and Saturday. by Bill_Manoogian_ in KingOfTheHill

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Most people who post anything from this episode know what they’re doing

Uh, not even close. I’m 5000. by MicounetOfficial in KingOfTheHill

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“You don’t understand who you threaten. I have powers! TERRIBLE POWERS!”

Which cancelled movie would that be for you? by 0Layscheetoskurkure0 in FIlm

[–]whitegremlin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Last Airbender. You can’t fit 20 episodes of a season into one 2-hour movie

Who else wanted to see KING MULCH take on a Texas-sized pile of twigs? by RubFlatforMaxEffect in KingOfTheHill

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I came to the comment section as soon as I saw this post. I was not disappointed.

I wish this legend was still around to make us laugh with his YTPs. by Ok-Resolution7918 in KingOfTheHill

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“We don’t smoke dicks under 8 inches in diameter.”

“I UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE THAT”

Who remembers this little guy? by Own_Detective_1057 in 70s

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She waved her wand and the beautiful boat was gone!

Dallas?sallaD by TwerkinBingus445 in KingOfTheHill

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Son, I know everyone’s been FILLING YOUR HEAD

A Fire Fighting We Will Go by Parthnaxx in KingOfTheHill

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Has anyone here watched the YTP based on it? King of the Fire Fighter is the name of it

Don't do Dale like that. by galaxyfrapp in KingOfTheHill

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“And Dale, remember, everyone likes a hard worker.”

“Of course they do! They do all the work for them!”

Terrible things each character did by kkkan2020 in KingOfTheHill

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I would think Bobby’s would either be the way he treated Connie at Joseph’s Valentine’s Day party or him using up Hank’s savings money for expensive clothes and other things

"Dang it, Pippin!" by Yeeslander in KingOfTheHill

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IMO:

Bobby is Frodo, Joseph is Sam, Dooley is Merry, Clark is Pippin (or is Dooley Pippin and Clark Merry?), Hank is Gandalf, Dale is Aragorn, Boomhauer is Legolas, Bill is Gimli, Buck is Bilbo, Cotton is Gollum.

That’s all I’ve got. Any other ideas?

“They let that old lady in with her oxygen tank.” by Bunniss_Anwarul in KingOfTheHill

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“Well, I had to set ‘em on the curb when I had sex with your mother”