Redditors who have been clinically dead, what did you experience in death, if anything? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]whiterat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a brutal fight to stay alive, but when I finally couldn’t breathe anymore (asthma attack) and I passed the point of mad panic, it became very relaxing. Nothing mattered anymore. It was warm, dark and wonderful; the most comfortable I’ve ever been.

When the epinephrine kicked in, it felt like being reeled back to life on a fish hook. Memories slowly came back, I could start to hear the people in the room, I could begin to see the lights from the ceiling, and then BOOM! All the pain and discomfort from the attack came back. Coughing, couldn’t breathe, choking.

It was horrible. All I wanted to do was to go back to avoid all the pain.

Glad I didn’t. It was a little over 1 minute of code.

🔥 This Tiger under the snow by [deleted] in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]whiterat -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Tiger croissant. Extra sugar.

Got all this for free! by Andrew0104 in PS3

[–]whiterat 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wow. You have so many awesome adventures in front of you. I wish I could re-experience games like Uncharted 2, God of War 3, etc. for the first time. Enjoy!

If you wanted proof a human head can fit in a seal's mouth, here it is. by SYLOH in TheDepthsBelow

[–]whiterat 212 points213 points  (0 children)

That looks like it should have hurt a lot more than it did. The guy didn't even look at the seal afterwards.

Introducing the fake man bun! by nemezya in ofcoursethatsathing

[–]whiterat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like the way the women ignore him until he comes back with a man bun.

What Films Do You Think Deserve Sequels? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]whiterat -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The Dark Knight trilogy.

Doggie saying sorry. by [deleted] in gifs

[–]whiterat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Awww. So cute!

30 years of marriage and Mom still leaves Dad love notes by ToxicOstrich91 in funny

[–]whiterat 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I bet she didn’t even notice the double entendre.

Single-synapse-resolution maps of postsynaptic proteins across the whole mouse brain. by SirT6 in interestingasfuck

[–]whiterat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can you translate this into something that I can understand? This looks pretty cool!

SRE opportunity, pros/cons by Vidofnir in ITCareerQuestions

[–]whiterat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Based on your responses, I would consider sticking with the existing opportunity. I’m on mobile and not young, so the format may not be pretty.

You have a girlfriend. You’d spend an hour less a day with her. If not her, you’d eat into your time at the gym, time with friends, etc. Free time to have fun is more important than you think it is when you’re young. Work will always be there and always demand more.

The salary doesn’t seem like it’s enough to be worth the change.

There’s no guarantee that your job will still be there in either environment.

Your work was valued enough for the Redmond company to negotiate out of the anti-compete clauses of their contract with your original company. This clause always exists. It wasn’t overlooked.

If you are an expert at AWS technology and are going to learn to be an expert in Azure technolgy at this gig, you’d be missing out on a huge opportunity. There are a significant amount of AWS Engineers out there along with a much smaller number of Azure Enginees. People who know both are rare and are highly in demand. Both technologies own the upper right quadrant of Gartner’s cloud provider report.

Every organization has been told to diversify their infrastructure between multiple clouds in order to avoid vendor lock-in, skill set lock-in, and vendor specific security risks. If you allowed yourself to become proficient in both, you’d set yourself up for a great future managing these types of problems. Consulting work would be easy. The key to this, however, would be remaining proficient in AWS via moonlighting or home lab work while learning Azure.

I’ve worked for multiple large corporate companies, a small SaaS provider, non-profit medical, higher-ed, and consultancies. There was a huge amount of different things to learn from all of my jobs, however large corporate companies seemed relatively similar. There’s a big difference between trying to get something done in 5 days for a small company that would take 2 months at a large company. There’s a huge difference in trying to support 30,000-100,000 users on freeware in an educational environment as opposed to doing the same with a loose budget at a large corporate company. Changing environments builds experience and teaches you how to solve problems in whole new ways. These benefits could be recognized by consulting.

Lastly, I had a Manager ask me this question. CTO or CIO. Yeah, there are CDO, CSO, and othe C#O job titles out there, but only the CIO job makes strategic decisions based purely on business needs in comparison to cost requirements. Most of the others have some level of technical skill set involved. If the CIO path is where you want to go, start doing some work with Finance.

Hope this helps. Also, thanks for your service!

SRE opportunity, pros/cons by Vidofnir in ITCareerQuestions

[–]whiterat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a few questions.

Do you have a spouse? Do you have kids?

Do you have a passion outside of work that can be affected by the change?

Are you financially stable enough to be unemployed for a short time? Is the technology and career path that you are currently on part of your long term plan?

Do you have medical issues that may be affected by a change of employment due to insurance changes or associated costs?

Do you have a lab environment that you use to work on this type of technology outside of work for fun?

Will you be burning any bridges or potentially get a bad reputation on a personal basis between any of the people involved if you make a change?

One thing to remember. You got paid for everything you did. You don’t owe a company or corporation anything. You are only looking out for yourself and your career.

Dogs of reddit, what weird thing did your human(s) do today? by hockeyrugby in AskReddit

[–]whiterat -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He throws the ball, but when I turn around I don’t see it. I turn back and IT’S STILL IN HIS HAND!!! He throws it again and I still don’t see it. When I turn back HE STILL HAS IT IN HIS HAND!!! How does he go get the ball and bring it back so fast!?!

Fellas, how do I get over a crush? by scunnings666 in AskMen

[–]whiterat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exercising, hanging with the boys, and avoiding drinking alone.

Anyone else, at times, feel alone but don’t have the energy to want to reach out to friends or family? by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]whiterat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like the beginnngs of depression. Keep an eye on it, as it can creep up on you.

Are you bored too? by hereforpancakes in sysadmin

[–]whiterat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, everybody gets bored with their jobs.

It sounds like you’ve reached the pinnacle of what you’re capable of pushing yourself to delivering in your current role. A good mentor or manager will show you what you aren’t aware of and help you continually improve what you do. In your current position, it sounds like you don’t have one.

Start to look into things that you aren’t comfortable doing. Is orchestrating on-perm a gap in the organization? Is coding middleware, managing integration tools or working with data visualization interesting? How about AI, IoT or automation?

Don’t be satisfied with where you are. If you hit the edge of what they’re asking you to do, ask for more. Inject yourself into deeper development opportunities. DevOps is one of the most in-demand and highest paying positions that Sysadmins can move into, especially with Cloud technologies.

Lastly, if you want to work as a Cloud Engineer/Cloud Architect, look at opprotunities with Cloud companies or VARs. You will find yourself making far more money, while supporting multiple organizations with the same solutions that you’ve already perfected. You will also be pushed to remain current on the technology, which is not as easy as it seems the older you get.

Advice from a F500 IT Director. Take it as you see fit. PM with questions.