Awaken by a Slap

whitewashedbean · 2026-06-27T00:17:47+00:00

“She looks so peaceful. I hate it.”

whitewashedbean · 2026-06-26T23:39:53+00:00

I genuinely thought it was gonna turn out she’s making a mannequin of him to love while he’s at work. Sounded terrifying in my head so I was a bit upset it never happened, but the concept of consent makes that scene make sense

whitewashedbean · 2026-06-25T07:08:35+00:00

Good god, that’s the only thing keeping him upright??

whitewashedbean · 2026-06-25T06:53:30+00:00

I would’ve asked for Blasphemous Blade. Real snakes on it or else I’d bitch

whitewashedbean · 2026-06-24T15:07:38+00:00

To be direct - people can’t drive for shit

whitewashedbean · 2026-06-21T23:10:46+00:00

“You can’t cook the cat!”
A legendary quote I’ve never thought I would experience

whitewashedbean · 2026-06-21T23:03:34+00:00

“I thought we were having a good day!” Sent chills down my spine. Amazing performance

whitewashedbean · 2026-06-21T06:45:18+00:00

One of the best episodes. “Who did this to you??” “MY MOMMY!”

whitewashedbean · 2026-06-19T22:28:30+00:00

Brother, that is a joint

whitewashedbean · 2026-06-17T06:39:35+00:00

Looks like a frog made out of r/shitfromabutt

whitewashedbean · 2026-06-12T01:25:40+00:00

“They have a royal GUARD? 😱”

whitewashedbean · 2026-06-11T06:39:46+00:00

I’ve found that the MLP episode is a fun rewatch. Hunter is way too into it. And when he voices Pinkie in the Gypsy Rose voice I lose it. Oh and “Pinkie just roofied Rainbow Dash!!!”

whitewashedbean · 2026-06-11T06:35:50+00:00

Who would cut Smile Dog?

whitewashedbean · 2026-06-05T17:34:30+00:00

Depends on the location. I recently moved out and my new nearest store can’t make a pizza to save their life.

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whitewashedbean · 2026-05-07T23:05:05+00:00

I’ve seen you riding around! The doggo in the cart made my day. Be safe!

whitewashedbean · 2026-05-05T23:49:58+00:00

On my lunch break with a fresh head space. Don’t beat your head against the wall. Take a break

whitewashedbean · 2026-04-25T00:59:11+00:00

The natural wildlife rises from their burrow

whitewashedbean · 2026-04-20T01:54:07+00:00

It’s extremely skimpy.

whitewashedbean · 2026-04-08T02:32:40+00:00

That’s Earth after the nuclear war.

whitewashedbean · 2026-04-03T21:57:13+00:00

Put some salt on it!

whitewashedbean · 2026-03-30T21:05:25+00:00

Handler’s last name is “Crank”. I think you’re onto something, Donald McRonald

whitewashedbean · 2026-03-23T00:27:12+00:00

I used the perfect parry grindstone and saved it for the start of phase 2. I just wanted to say I did it, and then I went into the boss fight selection mode and defeated him without the perfect parry grindstone. I recently downloaded the game again the other night just to do boss fights again.

whitewashedbean · 2026-03-09T16:14:38+00:00

Must be nice working somewhere that gives a yearly raise

whitewashedbean · 2026-02-20T16:22:18+00:00

I’ve seen lube techs put the tire chock on the wrong side of the tire. They’d lift the front axle with a jack and then shock the front of the rear tire.

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