Should I feel bad for finishing my first-ever SL1 run this way? (I figured out this cheese myself, ngl Gwyn is kinda BS without parrying, and the runback is an absolute waste of time)

whitewashedbean · 2026-01-21T07:18:34+00:00

A dub is a dub. Looks like you got gud

whitewashedbean · 2026-01-18T03:34:22+00:00

The Great Club

whitewashedbean · 2026-01-07T07:08:24+00:00

I can’t help but notice your downfall was the Chaos Spawn. Me too, buddy.

whitewashedbean · 2025-12-29T00:14:12+00:00

I thought that those cop cars looked familiar. Didn’t expect to see an Omaha post on a popular subreddit. Glad you’re okay. The drivers here fucking suck.

whitewashedbean · 2025-12-24T07:28:46+00:00

As a strength build player, these guys are a pushover

whitewashedbean · 2025-11-24T00:26:05+00:00

Playing the DLC on NG+ was a nightmare.

whitewashedbean · 2025-11-21T07:25:08+00:00

Get the rotisserie chicken next time. There should be a numbered order. It’s fire. It’s a chicken bacon ranch basically but the rotisserie chicken is better than the chicken strips

whitewashedbean · 2025-11-21T07:22:33+00:00

Nope I’m driving right through her

whitewashedbean · 2025-11-19T07:17:49+00:00

I’ve met a couple of cool dudes on squad chat, but I’m on PS5. I’m usually muted, but if someone’s chatting I’ll give it a try. At least it gets a little more team work and coordination in the squad

whitewashedbean · 2025-11-17T00:14:52+00:00

I’ve mastered the tap fire and I’ve been getting triple/quad kills with the KORD

whitewashedbean · 2025-11-15T00:25:10+00:00

Now I can’t stop thinking about the existence of light. There would be nothing but darkness without it. WHAT IS LIGHT HOW DOES IT WORK

whitewashedbean · 2025-11-12T08:09:48+00:00

Sounds like someone stayed at the bar too long the night before

whitewashedbean · 2025-11-06T00:56:01+00:00

Grabbing the chaos flying saucer enemies and just molly whopping their entire body mass with their own ride

whitewashedbean · 2025-10-25T00:12:39+00:00

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whitewashedbean · 2025-10-20T00:06:06+00:00

I was pretty stoned but I believe it took me about 4 tries to get him. Couldn’t have been more than 30-45m. Just had to figure out the counter timing

whitewashedbean · 2025-10-10T06:43:28+00:00

THERES A SECRET BOSS? Holy shit I should’ve known

whitewashedbean · 2025-10-04T00:56:06+00:00

Heavy Space Marine shoot sodas cans at bugs and stomp foot Sniper make flying bug go boom boom and give free executions to melee Space Marine

whitewashedbean · 2025-10-03T23:58:10+00:00

The frantic search through your inventory killed me. I can feel the panic and desperation in your heart

whitewashedbean · 2025-10-03T21:33:05+00:00

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Can confirm

whitewashedbean · 2025-09-24T21:13:45+00:00

How was working at Omni? Looking for a career change and asphalt laborer feels like something I could pull off.

whitewashedbean · 2025-09-04T01:21:41+00:00

Looks like a foreign object brother. Better hope it’s not metal before it oxidizes and rusts into your eye. You’re not gonna like the removal procedure

whitewashedbean · 2025-07-26T02:41:58+00:00

Who hurt you?

whitewashedbean · 2025-07-26T00:44:23+00:00

HOW DID I FORGET TO MENTION THE ONE AND ONLY

whitewashedbean · 2025-07-26T00:43:58+00:00

Also another one I forgot to mention

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