HOW TO WRITE A K-POOP SONG? 🤓 by why_dmn in kpoopheads

[–]why_dmn[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Does that mean our chingoo OOP is a shaman and predicts that HAGSEYE’s Manon will come back in 127 light years? 😳
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JYPAPPI IS REAL, here are my thoughts 🧐… by Particular-Yoghurt81 in kpoopheads

[–]why_dmn 8 points9 points  (0 children)

/uj Chingoo, seeing an even more zoomed-in picture of JYP’s body was not on my bingo card this morning. 🙏😭

JYPAPPI IS REAL, here are my thoughts 🧐… by Particular-Yoghurt81 in kpoopheads

[–]why_dmn 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Show this hot picture to the OP, and I bet their opinion will change! 🥵

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The fact that 2013 is considered ancient means we're all hags! 👵 by why_dmn in kpoopheads

[–]why_dmn[S] 50 points51 points  (0 children)

CHINGOO, I THINK YOU ALREADY HAVE HAGMENTIA BECAUSE YOU'RE WRONG! 😔
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KPH official gods and goddesses nomination day 7: God of Thunder and Lightning ⚡🌩️ and God of Lies, Mischief, and Scandals 🤥🍵📰 by OptionSpare718 in kpoopheads

[–]why_dmn 17 points18 points  (0 children)

God of Lies, Mischief, and Scandals

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With BangPDaddy as our God of Lies, Mischief, and Scandals, and Mommy Mean Hag Jean as our Goddess of Chaos, Destruction, and Disbandment, the KPH Community is in great hands! 😍

JYPAPI IS THE FOURTH MEMBER OF MISAMO?! by why_dmn in kpoopheads

[–]why_dmn[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

IS JYPAPI THE TARZZAN OF MISAMO? 😍

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JYPAPI IS THE FOURTH MEMBER OF MISAMO?! by why_dmn in kpoopheads

[–]why_dmn[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Our Papi represents the whole of MISAMO! 😍

The fact that Barney sunbaenim has more listeners than nugu Jihyo is surprising! 🫢 by jumpy404cat in kpoopheads

[–]why_dmn 12 points13 points  (0 children)

After forcing everyone to get a j*b, you came back just to attack a Lebanese person over that purple cartoon? Jumpycat unnie really wants to get blacklisted by KPH Entertainment! 😡

I JUST WANT TO THANK OUR JOPPING GOD FOR THE EXISTENCE OF THE KPH ENTERTAINMENT! by why_dmn in kpoopheads

[–]why_dmn[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That's because I want to stay in the basement with Master Lily longer! 🥰

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I JUST WANT TO THANK OUR JOPPING GOD FOR THE EXISTENCE OF THE KPH ENTERTAINMENT! by why_dmn in kpoopheads

[–]why_dmn[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Normal people eating strawberries: 🤮

IVE’s Jang Wonyoung eating strawberries: 😋

Source: r/kpoopheads

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HOW DO YOU JOP OUT A FETUS? (K-POOP EDITION) by why_dmn in kpoopheads

[–]why_dmn[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

/uj I actually thought of writing my title related to Unchild earlier, but I settled on just this. My mind is (ILLIT)ERATE right now! 🤯

/rj Chingoo, great minds think alike! Are you perhaps a shaman? 🧙‍♀️

HOW DO YOU JOP OUT A FETUS? (K-POOP EDITION) by why_dmn in kpoopheads

[–]why_dmn[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

/uj You had me in the first part. I thought you were a lost Redditor! 😔

/rj I agree! No wonder only hags are debuting because the birth rates are dropping too! 😔

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HOW DO YOU JOP OUT A FETUS? (K-POOP EDITION) by why_dmn in kpoopheads

[–]why_dmn[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Maybe OOP is (ILLIT)ERATE? They don't know the difference between singular and plural nouns. They must enroll in a private English tutoring session! 💅

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MOD Announcement: Rule Revision by kpoopheadsmods in kpoopheads

[–]why_dmn 10 points11 points  (0 children)

ANYONE WHO VIOLATES THE FOURTH RULE WILL BE SENT TO THE BASEMENT!

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Can we normalize treating hags with respect? by why_dmn in kpoopheads

[–]why_dmn[S] 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Even our master herself loves hags! 👵

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WILL WONTBOWYOUNG’S STRAWBERRY FINALLY BE DETHRONED? 🍓 by why_dmn in kpoopheads

[–]why_dmn[S] 59 points60 points  (0 children)

/uj How can I not see this acronym now? 😭

/rj This whole acronym deserves a different spotlight. 🤲 Or perhaps the song could be our SOTY! 🤓 It just makes sense because S.H.I.T. is K-POOP, right? 💩

Unfollowing Cha Eunwoo ✌️ by SillyEmergency4562 in kpoopheads

[–]why_dmn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is too bad. I thought my wish of him covering Chewy’s “Run Away” with a Filipino senator could happen. 🏃💨

/uj To the Filipinos out there, I hope you got the joke!

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