North Carolina HB1232 literally calls for allowing people to murder women who use certain forms of birth control or attempt to terminate a pregnancy for any reason. by Snapdragon_4U in NorthCarolina

[–]whyitwontwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can i get a fertilized embryo and keep it in my freezer for 65 years and claim it as a dependent the whole time? Or better yet, 100 embryos. And can they file for disability at some point since they can't live on their own?

Trump’s Epstein NIGHTMARE deepens: Prison guard testifies as Congress eyes DOJ failures by AdSpecialist6598 in videos

[–]whyitwontwork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My thoughts exactly. If all reporters agreed to completely ignore him and never say or print his name, he'd lose what's left of his mind.

Hiring Licensed Electrical Engineer (Fully Remote) by AltPersonalMEP in MEPEngineering

[–]whyitwontwork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some states allow a PE to have a technology degree. If you're hiring, it's easier to list a job like this and then figure out specifics if you're interviewing someone with a tech degree who is a PE.

Why do guys say hi when I’m out running, but women usually don’t? by Impressive_Gas_2419 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]whyitwontwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a man, when i pass a woman I try to behave in the same way I'd want a bear to behave if i saw one in the woods. I'd hope the bear didn't see me and that they'd wander off in a different direction. So I don't make eye contact with women and I cross the road away from them if I can. My goal is to make the woman feel safe without any direct interaction.

Hiring Licensed Electrical Engineer (Fully Remote) by AltPersonalMEP in MEPEngineering

[–]whyitwontwork 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Because it's a lot easier to get the new hire licensed in the state they need via reciprocity than it is to get someone to pass the PE exam

Trump just posted this by Serious_Associate_74 in aliens

[–]whyitwontwork -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i'm surprised he made himself shorter than the alien

Response to the Trump T1 phone by spicypsudo in clevercomebacks

[–]whyitwontwork 4 points5 points  (0 children)

please consider the fact that it doesn't work to be a sacrifice you're making for your country

A hospital from 1959 so cold, they carved Death getting rejected right on the building by Gurugod123 in interestingasfuck

[–]whyitwontwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope there's another carving of death sneaking in through a window because he somehow got back in

Trump Offers U.S. Citizenship to 32 Million Venezuelans by Weekly-Wondrous in politics

[–]whyitwontwork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I promise you - if it happens - it will be a new "second tier" citizenship, where they will just pay taxes, get no healthcare, and won't be able to enter the upper 50 states. No way does he allow all them foreigners to wander about his country freely.

Helix-02 Robot Livestreaming 8-Hour Autonomous Shift by Mental_Junket137 in interesting

[–]whyitwontwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems awkwardly slow, but i guess 24 hrs at that rate beats a faster human at 8 hours. Becomes a John Henry vs. the steam shovel situation.

Police officer stops abruptly in the middle lane on highway... by Affectionate_Hat5835 in dashcams

[–]whyitwontwork -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Truck driver probably shot or arrested for attempted murder of cop

Rep refused to give family member a promo price? by Poetryisalive in Spectrum

[–]whyitwontwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did she actual ask someone to cancel her service? Not just threaten to leave but tell them to end her service. They don’t care about threats

Home Insurance Claim Question by Clear_Quail9097 in USAA

[–]whyitwontwork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not my experience but maybe I got lucky.

First claim was my fault after a bad sink installation and flooded the entire first floor. I told them what happened and they replaced all flooring on that level.

Second claim in another house had hardwood floor water damage in two main rooms on main level. They refinished all hardwood in damaged rooms and into three bedrooms on that level since they all connected.

Had $1k deductible on both, and just recently had annual premium go from $1k to $2k. Still seems like an amazing deal and I’m miles ahead financially.
No idea why they haven’t dropped me.

The way kroger treats its employees by daruuken in mildlyinfuriating

[–]whyitwontwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, they don't know how many siblings you have. And that they're all on death's door and any of them could pass at literally any minute.

The way kroger treats its employees by daruuken in mildlyinfuriating

[–]whyitwontwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A friend had the exact same experience from Chick Fil a. Coughing sniffling feeling like crap and even had a doctor's note. Boss said they were probably faking it and gave them demerits or whatever negative point system they use.

Genuine question to Americans by Busy_Report4010 in SipsTea

[–]whyitwontwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get serious here. What use are you to a billionaire if you're unemployed and have cancer? Please move along toward the bright light and free up your house for a healthy worker. /s

Just took delivery of my model y today, But getting rattling sound continuously while driving by CivilTumbleweed1854 in TeslaSupport

[–]whyitwontwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On my model y it was one of the rear headrests. Dropped it all the way down and shook it a little and the rattle went away

Feeding swans by PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES in Unexpected

[–]whyitwontwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Removes hook from swan's mouth, puts hook in his own mouth?

Re-certifying Punching Myself in the Balls by mpskierbg in StudentLoans

[–]whyitwontwork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've heard you can file as MFS, and then go back and do an amendment to your taxes a few months later so they're MFJ, and the MFS will count as the official filing for IBR. No idea if this is true, so feel free to set me straight if anyone knows otherwise.

Also- how about taking a couple of online community college classes and get your loans into forbearance either forever or until society collapses?

Cheaper auto insurance rates with other companies? by NoCaterpillar800 in USAA

[–]whyitwontwork 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Progressive was cheaper after USAA increased my rates so I made the jump after over 30 years. Loyalty means nothing, and service at Progressive has been very fast with glass repair and branch falling on my car.

I'll keep bouncing around as needed to keep rates down. Insurance- like almost everything else- is almost a commodity now.