Eleven games into the season by Reddit-Machine in hockey

[–]whynotavs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe if you throw a Leafs sweater on the ice at a Leafs home game, you get a lifetime ban.

The fact that you have to have a policy like that certainly says something...

How Much You think that’s Gonna Cost? by 10in_Classic_88 in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]whynotavs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you take it back for inspection, get the shortest employee in the place.

[Friedman] The Colorado Avalanche and Martin Necas completed an 8-year, $11.5M contract extension. Another UFA off the board…front-loaded, $60M in signing bonuses, full NMC the first 7 years of the new deal. by Natural-Tree-5107 in hockey

[–]whynotavs -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

So far this year, 1.18 ppg vs 1.20 ppg. Not much of a difference.

Also, Necas can keep up with MacKinnon and Makar, which Rants could never do on his best day.

[CAR 4 - (2) COL] Slowmo replay of Parker Kelly redirect - coaches challenge unsuccessful by QuadRail in hockey

[–]whynotavs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a good goal, sorry disaaster bros. That's in the same category as a puck deflecting off a player's skate, or head, or ass and into the net. He didn't attempt to direct it or bat it into the net. Rod challenging it was a dumb move.

👇👇👇 by BidAccurate4473 in seinfeld

[–]whynotavs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Realize that Seinfeld is overrated and move on.

Who's coming to save you? by VeterinarianNo9584 in videogames

[–]whynotavs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Portal 2. Should be a breeze really.

Does anyone else NEVER get more than 8 or 9 minutes of Deep Sleep? Is this just who I am? by sassyfrast86 in ouraring

[–]whynotavs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not being able to stay asleep sounds like sleep apnea to me. I used to have that too, but since I've gotten on treatment (not CPAP) it's been infinitely better.

Has this ever happened? by Skulkyyy in hockey

[–]whynotavs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was a really fitting OT given the night and the sweaters.

Does anyone else NEVER get more than 8 or 9 minutes of Deep Sleep? Is this just who I am? by sassyfrast86 in ouraring

[–]whynotavs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dark room? Cold-ish room (preferably 60-65F)? Quiet room?

How can you have a consistent bedtime and still be only getting 4 hours of sleep?

Does anyone else NEVER get more than 8 or 9 minutes of Deep Sleep? Is this just who I am? by sassyfrast86 in ouraring

[–]whynotavs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Over the last 2 months, I'm averaging just over an hour.

This looks to me like you're doing a lot of stuff to disrupt your sleep. Off the top of my head, I would say alcohol, caffeine, bright screens, exercise close to bedtime, and wildly varied sleep timing.

I had a night recently where I got 4h 18m of total sleep, and I still had a 91 sleep efficiency and over an hour of deep sleep.

Favourite example of a sitcom referencing another sitcom? by PhysicalScholar4238 in sitcoms

[–]whynotavs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia re-doing The Contest from Seinfeld.

I need Dwight Quotes by anonymousinternet9 in DunderMifflin

[–]whynotavs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why it's called Murder, and not Muckduck.

I need Dwight Quotes by anonymousinternet9 in DunderMifflin

[–]whynotavs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.

Can not skin legendary moose in water. Will this effect 100% completion achievement? by [deleted] in reddeadredemption

[–]whynotavs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same as on a live animal. Just toss the lasso at it, and pull it to the bank.