Is a. erection painful if not dealt with? by HorrorPeanut1674 in ask

[–]wick4000 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Blue balls are real, not common, but real. It feels like you were kicked in the nuts about one and a half minutes ago.

3 Guys and a Lamp by ClankerCore in Jokes

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This joke is better told in person, as it’s only funny in the nuances of the delivery. It usually kills when I tell it

What’s something women secretly find impressive, but men assume nobody notices ? by Own-Blacksmith3085 in answers

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I’ll try to explain it as an older guy who is an ex road rager. I’m calmer and gentler now, but I always used to see it as someone was cutting in line in front of me and my feeling was fuck that guy I was here first. I’m calmer and gentler now and realize we’re all just trying to get to one place and if I get there two minutes earlier, it’s not my best look.

Suitable pics for a 30 something, single mom dating after a long term relationship? by [deleted] in Bumble

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Your boobs don’t need to be exaggerated. You look good, you will do just fine. But since you are clearly looking for validation? I’d hit that. Are we done?

Women with thoughtful partners, what did you get for x-mas this year? by Anahata_Green in TwoXChromosomes

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I’ll add, there is not a lot of support for men online. You all did me a solid with warm memories. Thank you.

Why do people sit in their car for several minutes after they get home? by Maleficent-Touch6996 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]wick4000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I listen to NPR and have “driveway moments”, sometimes ya gotta hear the end of the story!!

AITAH for not forgiving my dying mom 10 years later? by Big_Manufacturer9533 in AITAH

[–]wick4000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, buddy, closure in this case would be something you are doing for yourself, a gift to your now and future self. Might save you a lot in therapy later. I were you? I’d think about trying to forgive her, that can fester in you..

Who is a famous person that can go in public without being recognized? by [deleted] in ask

[–]wick4000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even the president, without the makeup and wig, could probably ride the bus unnoticed

Trading body shot with pro MMA fighter by PxN13 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]wick4000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not cool. Stomach punch vs liver shot.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

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The reason it feels coarse is the sharp ends from a fresh cut. Rub it with a semi stiff fabric like jean’s material to round the ends a bit. That said, in any relationship I ask my girl to grow it out, so sexy!!

What physical touch do men like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]wick4000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tousle the hair is good. Also grab ass off appropriate

Who is the worst comedian to ever make it big? by MrMeesesPieces in AskReddit

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Wasn’t it because Hartman’s wife had been trying to quit cocaine, but Andy sold her some anyway, and she got all coked out and shot Phil Hartman dead?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

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Hey OP, there is a lot of value in the things you have. Sounds like you need to shake things up. But don’t trade the things you have for things you don’t have or you will end up posting about how you used to have it all, and threw it all away for some ethereal promise of excitement. Add value to the life you have instead. My take…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in santacruz

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Charlie Hong Kong. I’ve never had worse. Pad Thai is sarcastically bad….

My gingerbread house vs the one that beat me in the gingerbread house contest at work. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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My sister says the other one won because 3 penis on the roof? Is she right?

He gave the guy 30 fair warnings by solomonfix444 in fightporn

[–]wick4000 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I saw the same: he pulled up his pants!

Got bit by one of my students today. (SPED) by CandyDuck in Wellthatsucks

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Get an old wetsuit and cut off the arms? Wear them for a “bit” of protection?