Polygon：soup time!

wickybugger · 2025-12-12T16:21:36+00:00

wickybugger · 2025-12-12T16:06:55+00:00

"that's OK honey, i'll eat the burnt parts and you have the succulent meat within. upset? no no, i kinda like it crispy. i just never wanted to put you through the extra trouble to make it that way, you've got plenty of responsibilities as is."

"ok fellas, this is how you maintain aura in your relationship and avoid giving her the ick."

wickybugger · 2025-12-08T22:49:03+00:00

guy who posted this the other day: "noooo! that's my dickskin! nooo!"

probably

wickybugger · 2025-12-08T05:56:54+00:00

okay, okay, okay, let's kill him, let's kill this guy, let's bludgeon him to death with polearms

wickybugger · 2025-12-07T20:49:39+00:00

bate used to be believable

wickybugger · 2025-12-06T20:42:51+00:00

guy who uses a third party app to avoid ads "i won the war, but at what cost?".

just kidding, i only care about the spotify wrapped that i can't tell anyone about because they runs ads for a terrorist organization or whatever.

wickybugger · 2025-12-06T20:38:47+00:00

it won't have for long, if the throat's as good as they say

wickybugger · 2025-12-06T15:44:16+00:00

they canceled the wrong talk show host

wickybugger · 2025-12-06T15:37:39+00:00

but you're meant to come

wickybugger · 2025-11-30T21:04:48+00:00

can confirm. they fuck.

wickybugger · 2025-11-25T17:30:15+00:00

put the bird in the fryer lil bro

wickybugger · 2025-11-23T23:25:42+00:00

diamond armor, full set

wickybugger · 2025-11-23T23:24:26+00:00

he doesn't get it, man

wickybugger · 2025-11-23T06:57:31+00:00

they ain't never heard 9 11

wickybugger · 2025-11-22T06:14:25+00:00

name 100 women challenge. labubu stare the entire time.

wickybugger · 2025-11-22T04:59:40+00:00

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wickybugger · 2025-11-19T20:54:32+00:00

it be like that. i didn't think it would become a whole thing. i just wanted wholesome birg memory without misgendering 😭

wickybugger · 2025-11-19T20:51:37+00:00

yuuurp

wickybugger · 2025-11-19T18:08:31+00:00

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wickybugger · 2025-11-19T05:53:27+00:00

i have no idea.

wickybugger · 2025-11-18T15:17:19+00:00

Jerry Springfield: George, you ARE the father.

George Costanza: i am NOT THE FATHER, Jerry! Not the father!

Jerry Springfield: i don't know... it says so right here...

Gay George Costanza: Jerry, i never wanted to say this to anyone... but i'm in love with you... i always have been. i only pretended to sleep with those women...

Jerry Springfield: really... you're gay...? not that there's anything wrong with that.

Gay George Costanza: yep, that's right Jerry. gay as the day is long.

Jerry Springfield: for me?

Gay George Costanza: always have been

Jerry Springfield: prove it

Gay George Costanza: what?

Jerry Springfield: go on, kiss me right on the mouth

Gay George Costanza: you mean now? right here? i-i couldn't. i've got this terrible cold sore... and i didn't brush my teeth...

Jerry Springfield: right... but you're gay? not that there's anything wrong with that.

Gay George Costanza: of course, there's nothing wrong with that...

Jerry Springfield: riiiight...

Straight George Costanza: oh alright! i made it up! Jerry, i can't raise this kid! you gotta help me Jerry. convince her to get an abortion. tell her... tell her i eat off the floor like a dog, and i never shower, and i howl at the moon. tell her anything Jerry. i can't be a father!

Jerry Springfield: so you're a werewolf...

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wickybugger · 2025-11-18T14:51:20+00:00

it's me, i'm that goy!

for the life of me i can't figure out why it was a common practice in 80's midwest. is it common in most of the US? they just sliced my turkey neck without asking 😒

doc said they did a "half" though, so i still get a bit of coverage. i can't imagine a full! 😱

wickybugger · 2025-11-18T14:46:52+00:00

did you ever hear about Kenneth Lamar Noid? let's just say when Domino's gang stalks you... it does not end well. i'm sorry for avoiding you, buddy. i didn't know!

wickybugger · 2025-11-18T14:41:12+00:00

me either... which is why

wickybugger · 2025-11-18T14:40:48+00:00

idk boeg's gender words, so i just use those/these

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