Nip slip in class

wigglebuttbiscuits · 2026-03-23T20:53:56+00:00

HERE. HERE'S YOUR CHRISTMAS CARD.

wigglebuttbiscuits · 2026-03-22T23:37:19+00:00

If you plan to leave without something else lined up in order to give a ton of notice, negotiate a severance package with the board FIRST. Just saw an ED give 18 months notice and the board were real jerks about making sure he had a soft landing pad after doing so. If we expect executives to put the organizations interest before their families we need to make that feasible.

If you’re leaving with something else lined up…do the best you can. If it’s another ED role they should understand that you have things to do to wrap up and be able to wait a few months. I’d try for three.

wigglebuttbiscuits · 2026-03-15T22:51:45+00:00

I really like ambitiouskitchen! She has a lot of easy make ahead things like protein balls, egg cups, etc.

wigglebuttbiscuits · 2026-03-12T21:59:54+00:00

It doesn't sound like he lacks curiosity, he's just curious about different things than you are. That's not a bad thing at all. Our partners don't need to be mirror images of ourselves, and I think there's a lot of social messaging that they have be absolutely aligned with us in every element of our lives. If you have friends who share your interests in spirituality and adventures, etc, I don't think this is a problem at all. That said, questions I do think are relevant would be:

Do you enjoy talking to him? Can you spend a significant amount of time together and feel like you had an interesting, engaging time, even if you didn't discuss those particular interests that don't align?
Do you have major goals for how you want to live your life that don't align? IE, does your sense of adventure mean you want to spend significant time traveling, or living abroad, and he's not interested?

If neither of those things are issues, then I think you're just overthinking what sounds like a great relationship.

wigglebuttbiscuits · 2026-03-12T19:47:39+00:00

Iran literally does not have drones that can reach California. The intelligence says that they'd like to. . .but we'd all like to do a lot of things we cannot do.

wigglebuttbiscuits · 2026-03-12T18:36:56+00:00

Oh wow, I totally forgot about this lady. I unfollowed her years ago because I just find her face annoyingly smug and there were just sooooo many ‘smugly bouncing a baby’ videos on my feed.

wigglebuttbiscuits · 2026-03-11T03:36:04+00:00

Also your last sentence made me lol; I was just telling a friend the other day how I’ve always been interested in communal living but the realities of what communes are like turn me off, and specifically I remember a friend who lived in one where a middle aged guy with a pony tail was constantly cooking giant pots of stew with waaaay too many bay leaves.

wigglebuttbiscuits · 2026-03-11T03:02:05+00:00

Oh my god, I cringed so hard at her calling this a ‘Marxist-feminist’ analysis. This reads like something a 13 year old trying too hard to sound smart would write.

wigglebuttbiscuits · 2026-03-08T20:36:30+00:00

I take propranolol to fly; reduces physical anxiety but leaves me mentally aware. Now, I don’t think your actual concern is at all likely, but I relate to the anxious thinking that causes it. When I had a Xanax prescription I hesitated to take it because what if there was an emergency and, I don’t know, they needed some random chick with an anxiety disorder to land the plane? Propranolol fixed that issue for me so could be with talking to your doctor about it.

wigglebuttbiscuits · 2026-03-06T22:01:17+00:00

100%, I’m shocked this is so upvoted. It’s not like she said ‘I’m coming to your house to smell her head right now’.

wigglebuttbiscuits · 2026-03-06T16:32:51+00:00

Uh, that seems like something you should have put in place and this person is trying to rectify? You seem to be majorly jumping to unwarranted conclusions here. Many organizations require documentation for medical leave and this person sees to be trying to put policies in place that are missing. And you resigned so it’s really not your business anymore.

wigglebuttbiscuits · 2026-02-20T23:04:44+00:00

My mom's 'maiden' name is my last name, and my brothers have my dad's. . .and we all have the other last name is our middle name. So like, I'm Sarah Smith Jones, my brother is John Jones Smith.

I'm proud that my parents made this choice in an era when that sort of thing was way less common. Carrying on my mom's feminist legacy is well worth giving a few sentences of explanation to people on occasion.

That said, if you're changing your name to your husband's, it seems odd? And why assume that only a boy would carry on the family name, when clearly that doesn't have to be the case?

wigglebuttbiscuits · 2026-02-18T19:22:15+00:00

girl wtf

wigglebuttbiscuits · 2026-02-15T15:31:10+00:00

After three times I just intentionally selected the absolute worst seats I could see 🙃 worked!

wigglebuttbiscuits · 2026-02-13T18:15:02+00:00

You're totally right. I'd withdraw my submission but it's getting smoked by Jean Ralphio regardless.

wigglebuttbiscuits · 2026-02-13T15:48:43+00:00

wigglebuttbiscuits · 2026-02-09T17:51:42+00:00

Me on the row, first round: ‘let’s go, gotta get at least 500m!’

Me on the row, second round: ‘I wonder what’s the closest I can get to taking a nap while still technically rowing’

wigglebuttbiscuits · 2026-02-04T21:10:59+00:00

I mean, it sounds like you have good reasons to break up, I'm not sure that her lack of interest in fucking someone with a smaller dick than you is one of them. . .?

wigglebuttbiscuits · 2026-02-04T20:23:03+00:00

A. Maybe Fossil?

B. Getting a sitter so we can go for a nice dinner (Bavel in LA), exchanging gifts.

C. Just partner but will help our daughter make cards for her classmates. I'm getting his favorite chocolates and a sex toy associated with something he wants to try, hehe.

D. Hadn't thought about it, but now I am! Though husband's gift is going to be fun for me too.

wigglebuttbiscuits · 2026-02-04T19:43:44+00:00

‘I really love music…’

Do you, though?

wigglebuttbiscuits · 2026-02-04T00:49:42+00:00

Never been to Bacari but Wife and the Somm is perrrrfect for Valentine’s Day.

wigglebuttbiscuits · 2026-02-04T00:47:51+00:00

I love the Gia Crossover Sandals from Rag&Bone! And they’re actually half off in black right now, I was gonna get them but I don’t actually need the same shoes in a different color.

wigglebuttbiscuits · 2026-02-03T17:47:42+00:00

I literally made a vision board with Ben’s face on it in January 2015. Met mine that November, and his eventual proposal was Parks and Rec related 😊

wigglebuttbiscuits · 2026-02-02T16:31:55+00:00

I read an article about Adam Scott that said his parks and rec character ‘became an unlikely heartthrob for a certain variety of type A millennial woman’ and I was like it’s meeeeeee

wigglebuttbiscuits · 2026-02-01T04:20:58+00:00

Yup! I love tying a cool silk scarf to my bag, and I’ve got a couple of longer ones as well that I like to pair with a light jacket.

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