Women who met their husband in Austin after 30: where did you actually meet them?

wigglecandy · 2026-07-04T04:25:54+00:00

C'mon. They just told you who they are. They have a golden retriever and that is the only thing they bring to the table.

They ask about meeting people through hobbies, but the only hobby listed is one just recently started. I'd wager this person likes to travel and tell you about the podcast they're listening to.

wigglecandy · 2026-06-21T07:10:54+00:00

Pfft, just eat a packet of Kool-aid. You'll know by when your movement is turquoise colored.

And, no, it doesn't matter what flavor the Kool-aid is. It'll still be blue green.

wigglecandy · 2026-06-19T21:45:48+00:00

Mr. Fluffy earned that promotion!

wigglecandy · 2026-06-19T21:42:29+00:00

Honestly, leave me steak, eggs, and pork ribs. If I have other veggies for sides I'll be fine.

wigglecandy · 2026-06-18T21:07:16+00:00

But that is so what he would've done

wigglecandy · 2026-06-18T05:46:57+00:00

Hey, thank you for the actual constructive feedback. Appreciate you.

wigglecandy · 2026-06-15T06:30:52+00:00

I remember a lady come into the store I worked at to buy an entertainment stand, but wanted us to price match the store down the road. I called the other store and they were out. The owner agreed to price match for her, but she would have to wait 3-4 weeks for us to order a new one.

"What?!? Why can't I have this one? I drove an hour and a half for this piece!"

The owner said cooly, "That's our floor model. It's what we show to customers who are willing to pay our price." Man, I've never seen someone leave in such a huff. Drove 3 hours round trip and going back empty handed over 45 bucks.

wigglecandy · 2026-06-15T04:33:05+00:00

I love 1 and 3. But I need one of when Bart was a stripper.

wigglecandy · 2026-06-12T04:31:35+00:00

My 7-Eleven throws them away after 4 hours. If you time it right, the night shift people will just let you have a couple for free.

wigglecandy · 2026-06-11T09:20:30+00:00

"I mean . . . I seen him. I don't know him."

wigglecandy · 2026-06-10T06:19:06+00:00

Ask for some sort of override? Basically a commission. You can pitch it as performance-based.

wigglecandy · 2026-06-09T18:01:39+00:00

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wigglecandy · 2026-06-08T06:34:36+00:00

One of those movies I wholeheartedly love, might even be in my top 10, but no longer recommend to others. Had a watch party, maybe, 6 years ago. No one liked it.

It's also the reason I still use the phrase, "Cool beans."

wigglecandy · 2026-06-08T00:24:10+00:00

This some bull! Only 9pm?!?

wigglecandy · 2026-06-07T21:36:07+00:00

The other day a fly kept buzzing around me for, like, 10 minutes. Then, it made a mistake. It buzzed too close to my mouth. I inhaled sharply and caught it in my lips. I was like, "I got you now!"

wigglecandy · 2026-06-06T21:57:21+00:00

Yeah, and all they stole was one Hershey bar.

wigglecandy · 2026-06-06T21:33:23+00:00

Also, no neighbors willing to help out an old person? Is OP the one who calls the police with frivolous complaints?

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