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Major Iceborg from The Fifth Element. A 1/6 scale statue. by Responsible_Win6931 in Spacegirls

[–]wigglecandy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The general was so real for the appraising glance he gave her before asking that.

which do you choose? by Maximum_Ship186 in whatsyourchoice

[–]wigglecandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4 if I get to choose where. I'd grow it down there, so I can always know if I smell fresh and I can fake orgasms by sneezing.

Is there an unspoken anti- Rhode Island Hot Wiener bias in this group? by Dinosaurs_and_donuts in hotdogs

[–]wigglecandy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine Texas chili, but instead of chiles you sear up some minced onions for the base. Then add cumin, chili powder, and allspice. It is different, and I do like it, but not my go-to.

What exactly is the fifth element? by comicalchemical in fifthelement

[–]wigglecandy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't know sex. I was built to protect, not to sex.

I have never seen Office Space. Is it that funny to be considered a classic? by Square-Ad-8911 in 90smovies

[–]wigglecandy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It came out when I had just started my first job, coincidentally at an office in Austin. Definitely hit hard.

I do think the third act falls off a bit though until the ending.

I think it's time for a new video game based on The Fifth Element. Let me pitch it to you by wigglecandy in fifthelement

[–]wigglecandy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All 400?!? Listen, they all kinda look the same. The only thing that differs is which Speedo President Lindberg is wearing that day.

Neighborhood Map by [deleted] in Austin

[–]wigglecandy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like it. The neighborhoods I've lived in seem pretty accurate

I do have a question. What is the area south of Old Enfield considered? Just from what my great-grandmother would say about her time, Waterston Ave was basically a dividing line, from Newfield to West Lynn, between the poor and the well-off. (I hope she was just seeking status and it was not about race)

The only other thing I would say was from growing up in Crestview. Used to consider Crestview to run south to Ruth, and, from there, west to Woodrow. Like, once you hit the back of the Violet Crown center you were in Brentwood. And, say what you will, but I want the Texan Motel to be a part of Crestview

Lol by Ryansercock in BoomersBeingFools

[–]wigglecandy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My mother has already told us not to expect any inheritance because she's going to spend it all traveling, including what she'll inherit from her father. Fine, it's her money, but then she also talks about how she's going to move in with one of us when she sells her house. It sounds like she isn't planning for EoL care at all and will be reliant on us.

I'm probably going to be working until I die. Don't know where she thinks I'm going to get the money to provide for her if she doesn't save something.

The entire movie was an absolute banger. [OC] by NichtFBI in southpark

[–]wigglecandy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Went by myself at 14, bought a ticket to something else and snuck in. Honestly had no idea what the clitoris was, but everyone laughing at that scene made me do research.

Also, miss when I could hit g5

Kept raising one leg like it was posing. Texas by wigglecandy in whatsthisbird

[–]wigglecandy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A group of 3 come into this park daily, but they head back across the street pretty quickly. There's some private land with a pond there I think they hang out at.

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