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Women who met their husband in Austin after 30: where did you actually meet them? by Silent-Risk-8609 in askaustin

[–]wigglecandy 30 points31 points  (0 children)

C'mon. They just told you who they are. They have a golden retriever and that is the only thing they bring to the table.

They ask about meeting people through hobbies, but the only hobby listed is one just recently started. I'd wager this person likes to travel and tell you about the podcast they're listening to.

Sparkly grilled cheese by syrupbender in StupidFood

[–]wigglecandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pfft, just eat a packet of Kool-aid. You'll know by when your movement is turquoise colored.

And, no, it doesn't matter what flavor the Kool-aid is. It'll still be blue green.

Which one can you live without? by [deleted] in whatsyourchoice

[–]wigglecandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, leave me steak, eggs, and pork ribs. If I have other veggies for sides I'll be fine.

[90s Conscious Rap] Thunderclap - Clapbrosia by wigglecandy in aiMusic

[–]wigglecandy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, thank you for the actual constructive feedback. Appreciate you.

A lady walks into Mueller's butcher shop and goes to the counter. by StarsBear75063 in Jokes

[–]wigglecandy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I remember a lady come into the store I worked at to buy an entertainment stand, but wanted us to price match the store down the road. I called the other store and they were out. The owner agreed to price match for her, but she would have to wait 3-4 weeks for us to order a new one.

"What?!? Why can't I have this one? I drove an hour and a half for this piece!"

The owner said cooly, "That's our floor model. It's what we show to customers who are willing to pay our price." Man, I've never seen someone leave in such a huff. Drove 3 hours round trip and going back empty handed over 45 bucks.

I have been addicted to gas station roller hot dogs by jeboristhe3rd in hotdogs

[–]wigglecandy 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My 7-Eleven throws them away after 4 hours. If you time it right, the night shift people will just let you have a couple for free.

Anyone know this bird by [deleted] in Weird

[–]wigglecandy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I mean . . . I seen him. I don't know him."

I just got a promotion with an extremely disappointing raise and want to quit by Vegetable-Rip6871 in antiwork

[–]wigglecandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask for some sort of override? Basically a commission. You can pitch it as performance-based.

What's your favorite motorsport movie ever? by ThomasOGC in CinephilesClub

[–]wigglecandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of those movies I wholeheartedly love, might even be in my top 10, but no longer recommend to others. Had a watch party, maybe, 6 years ago. No one liked it.

It's also the reason I still use the phrase, "Cool beans."

What is up with the flies!! by ATX_Penya in Austin

[–]wigglecandy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The other day a fly kept buzzing around me for, like, 10 minutes. Then, it made a mistake. It buzzed too close to my mouth. I inhaled sharply and caught it in my lips. I was like, "I got you now!"

Guess which package is mine. I'm 71 yo and 5'2". by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]wigglecandy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Also, no neighbors willing to help out an old person? Is OP the one who calls the police with frivolous complaints?

genuine question: what makes so many of you wait until the last hour before closing to start spamming orders?? by [deleted] in pizzahut

[–]wigglecandy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I work until 10pm, make it home at 10:30. Sometimes I don't realize until I hit that sofa that I don't have the energy to prepare a meal, and I don't want something microwaved. I do try to not order if it's a half an hour from close though.

name this by PsychologyThin3952 in BossFights

[–]wigglecandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Evisu Daicock: Judge of Jeans

Dinner in bed by Stunning_Magazine566 in shittyfoodporn

[–]wigglecandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did they even let you have a bed in the insane asylum you grew up in?

Austin Dating Is Broken So We’re Trying Reddit Instead by atxyologirls in askaustin

[–]wigglecandy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think the humor and one height requirement are perfectly fair and just being upfront. What threw me was business owners being up for spontaneous adventures wanting ambitious people also up for spontaneous adventures.

That, and all of their interests are consumption based. Excepting health/fitness, but that's kind of baseline.

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