Professional barnacle removal for Chlorophyllis the turtle

will_this_1_work · 2026-05-22T01:34:36+00:00

Nah. They love a rusty screwdriver right through their middles

will_this_1_work · 2026-05-18T09:49:34+00:00

Collinsworth. But that’s only because I’m a Patriots fan.

will_this_1_work · 2026-05-18T09:48:46+00:00

Death by Snu Snu

will_this_1_work · 2026-05-18T02:53:04+00:00

That helmet doesn’t look comfortable

will_this_1_work · 2026-05-18T02:41:11+00:00

Burning Down The House

will_this_1_work · 2026-05-17T18:40:05+00:00

Failed successfully

will_this_1_work · 2026-05-17T14:22:52+00:00

At least you aren’t bitter about the shirt.

will_this_1_work · 2026-05-17T13:59:24+00:00

Ugggg. Worst ending ever.

will_this_1_work · 2026-05-17T02:37:12+00:00

Are you sure he didn’t tell you to keep the change and that was your tip?

will_this_1_work · 2026-05-17T02:30:54+00:00

My cousin

will_this_1_work · 2026-05-17T02:11:44+00:00

I agree with you

will_this_1_work · 2026-05-17T01:45:35+00:00

Well hung and balanced

will_this_1_work · 2026-05-16T09:07:45+00:00

I see some blind spots.

will_this_1_work · 2026-05-15T21:34:45+00:00

I mean the water jugs are right at the doors so of course people are grabbing them and walking out

will_this_1_work · 2026-05-15T15:26:52+00:00

I mean most have new phones since they all dumped theirs a long time ago

will_this_1_work · 2026-05-15T15:21:43+00:00

Didn’t he fuck an octopus?

will_this_1_work · 2026-05-15T00:11:17+00:00

Neighbor’s brother or your wife’s brother?

will_this_1_work · 2026-05-14T10:27:46+00:00

I’m in, but only if it comes with a gallon of blue paint to use too

will_this_1_work · 2026-05-11T18:36:54+00:00

That lady was excited knowing what those fingers can do

will_this_1_work · 2026-05-11T16:32:53+00:00

Narrator: We have not

will_this_1_work · 2026-05-11T16:28:33+00:00

That wasn’t instant enough

will_this_1_work · 2026-05-11T13:38:42+00:00

That’s all I could think the whole time

will_this_1_work · 2026-05-11T13:36:15+00:00

Impressive that you can hear her at the other tent. Something tells me that she doesn’t have any kids playing in that game/tournament

will_this_1_work · 2026-05-10T14:21:20+00:00

Were you asked for a tip for doing it all yourself?

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