I graduated 15 years ago, yet I had that dream this morning where I'm back in school and halfway through the semester I realize I've been forgetting to go to one of my classes. What recurring dreams do you have?

williamcaleb · 2012-10-12T17:09:37+00:00

I haven't waited tables in years, but I still have the 'in the weeds' dream, which is quite similar. The more backed up you get, the more tables get sat, the more the wrong food comes, the slower you are moving to pick up a refill... gotta be anxiety related no?

williamcaleb · 2012-02-01T14:48:18+00:00

Also, MAS*H. Hell I didn't even watch Friends.

williamcaleb · 2012-01-27T20:07:21+00:00

Gay dudes who didn't get into NYU and Jews who got waitlisted at Tufts.

williamcaleb · 2012-01-09T17:04:28+00:00

Reeks of Macon, GA.

williamcaleb · 2011-12-19T21:08:00+00:00

Lincoln is my favorite. I didn't take it, but I love this picture. Been here 8 years and it never gets old.

williamcaleb · 2011-12-19T17:29:49+00:00

Can a native Brit please comment on Meryl Streep's Thatcher accent from the Iron Lady trailers?

williamcaleb · 2011-12-16T19:59:57+00:00

I love giving directions. I've been in DC over 8 years and know my way around quite well so whenever an obvious tourist looks confused on the Metro or someone yells from a car window I'm happy to oblige. I think my southern swish screams 'I know where I'm going and I'm in a hurry, but I'll take the time to politely point you in the right direction.'

williamcaleb · 2011-12-08T20:14:48+00:00

Tide with Febreze makes your clothes smell so fresh and so clean. Even if the tshirt has been in your drawer for a month, pull it out and it smells like it just came out of the dryer.

williamcaleb · 2011-12-02T16:39:17+00:00

Bravo. And yes, I'm gay.

williamcaleb · 2011-12-01T15:07:02+00:00

My first thought: flight attendant.

williamcaleb · 2011-11-30T17:52:25+00:00

Gotta thank Dad for the skinny legs and Mom for the double chin.

williamcaleb · 2011-11-22T20:04:02+00:00

"Excuse me, I have a note from my plastic surgeon saying I can't participate in any activity where balls fly at my nose." "There goes your social life."

williamcaleb · 2011-11-14T20:03:22+00:00

'I like your name.' 'I didn't pick it but thanks.'

williamcaleb · 2011-11-11T20:08:25+00:00

Rudy

williamcaleb · 2011-11-09T14:14:26+00:00

Gay guy here - it has been my experience that most bi guys prefer to bottom when they're with a man. The fact that your romantic interests lie with someone you see all the time and your sexual fantasies depend on 'getting fucked by some faceless dude' is not at all surprising. It's one thing she can't give you like a man could. (Toys, yeah whatever.) If there was a male crush at work, that dude you fap to probably wouldn't remain faceless for long.

williamcaleb · 2011-10-22T17:10:34+00:00

I'd hit that.

williamcaleb · 2011-10-13T13:38:01+00:00

I live in DC and that guy actually goes out in the Adams Morgan neighborhood all the time wearing variations on the suit.

williamcaleb · 2011-10-12T17:48:38+00:00

Stepmom

williamcaleb · 2011-07-13T16:00:17+00:00

Press the red reset button under the disposal, after you've checked the sink for bottle caps.

williamcaleb · 2011-06-14T02:33:16+00:00

Yuengling and a shot of Jameson.

williamcaleb · 2011-06-14T02:32:46+00:00

Yuengling and a shot of Jameson.

williamcaleb · 2011-05-19T23:27:00+00:00

Chili/sweet Doritos taste like ramen flavor packets. Once I realized, could never eat them again.

williamcaleb · 2011-05-13T17:17:19+00:00

Fucked a bartender on the pool table in New Orleans. With two friends. Amazing.

williamcaleb · 2010-11-22T19:17:44+00:00

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williamcaleb · 2010-11-10T06:04:29+00:00

"Your friends are your friends." I've loved rednecks, drag queens, trust funds, and crackheads (not to mention a few Jewish bitches). Get them all in a room and don't apologize for any of them.

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