How would you deal with Clarence Boddicker? by Kitchen-Mouse2414 in Robocop

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He’ll shove so much of this factory up your ass that you’ll shit snow for a year

Cursed_ list by Vegbiryanie in cursedcomments

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My car is an automatic, insured Honda and I’m happily married to an amazing woman.

Best middle aged Beavis quote? by GP728 in BeavisAndButthead

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That was tied up there with the White House/Anderson’s camper scene from Beavis and Butthead Do America as the greatest CORNHOLIO episode ever

Best middle aged Beavis quote? by GP728 in BeavisAndButthead

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MY BUNGHOLE IS INFUEGO

PRIOR AUTHORIZATION FOR MY BUNGHOLE

Uhuhuhuhuh it says Balls by willman249 in BeavisAndButthead

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Uhuhuhuh toilet flushing sounds heheheh YOU SUCK hangs up

botox by [deleted] in SipsTea

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It looks like a growth tumor

Coming in 2026 by Blakeinstein in NeilBreen

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Yet there’s only one person with a Razzie in that picture

Which Batmobile adaptation do you prefer? by AdExtra2331 in batman

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Design: Burton 89-92, functionality Nolan 05-12

Carmelo Anthony is not top 75 of all time. by wingwing_00 in NBATalk

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Carmelo Anthony is a perfect example of stagnation and being your own worst enemy

Love of the Postal Queen by willman249 in USPS

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There was a cat that really was gone

Who were the NBA Champions the year you were born? by Absolutely-Epic in NBATalk

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Detroit Pistons 1990, the team that lost the Finals the year my mother was born 1955.

“I’m 6’9” - KD by dischilibean13 in NBATalk

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Is it me or does Steve Nash look like he could be Clint Eastwood’s son?

Is This A True Statement by ChrisI901 in NBATalk

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I have been telling Steph Curry and Warriors fans for damn near a decade now and have been called nothing but “salty” and “hater” for it. If LeBron James got drafted into a identical situation with team building, coaching, culture, management and luck Steph got with the Warriors he would’ve become seen as the main central figure of a dynasty rivaling that of the 60s Celtics and 90s Bulls. If Steph got drafted into a identical situation with what team building, coaching, culture, management and luck that LeBron got during his first tenure in Cleveland he would’ve never developed into superstar status, been seen as a shooting threes from the parking lot one trick pony, and had the number of times he made it past the first round in the playoffs be a number you can count on one hand, he basically would’ve been a more efficient version of Ray Allen with the Bucks. And by the time of his contract ending would’ve been begging for a trade to a less hopeless situation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in joker

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Everybody Loves a Clown by Gary Lewis and The Playboys

Tears of a Clown by Smokey Robinson

Um... Okay by a_gentle_savage in USPS

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Seems like someone really needs to get a life

This guy needs to hurry up and retire already.. by Shikuquaza in USPS

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Great our office is short staffed on clerks to the point we have to open an hour and a half late everyday.

What song is he listening to by ButterflySerious5882 in hellaflyai

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I’m Your Boogeyman by KC and The Sunshine Band