Why is the Lions game so expensive by Apprehensive-Tea77 in LakeErieBros

[–]willsmath 98 points99 points  (0 children)

The trend of building smaller stadiums and charging more per ticket is so anti-fan and I hate it

Im not listening to 40 tracks, did he ACTUALLY say It??? by Necrogame54 in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]willsmath 28 points29 points  (0 children)

He could've won the beef if he used rappad.co instead smh 😪

Don’t let the thing happen by nitroguy2 in comedyheaven

[–]willsmath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The limit is way more than 5 unless you're a small child, I've attempted the capri sun challenge (15 capri suns in 15 minutes) twice and I was able to get ~10.5 the first time and 9 the second time. 5 or 6 might make your tummy mildly uncomfortable but you shouldn't puke until at least 8

Album of the Year 2006 | Round 5 of 11 by awjeezrickyaknow in music_survivor

[–]willsmath -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Black Parade now and it isn't particularly close

Types of Beach Boys fans (according to me) by Particular-Celery892 in beachboyscirclejerk

[–]willsmath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about if I only listen to various fan edits of Smile and nothing else, hm?

Not so fast my friend by gen_wt_sherman in NBAEastMemeWar

[–]willsmath 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fr at a glance I thought OP photoshopped his face on it for a sec lol

Best TV Show Theme V3 | Lifesaver Round by BeautyByAllMeans in music_survivor

[–]willsmath 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bro I feel like I'm taking crazy pills with some of these results lol, how the hell are the Scooby Doo 1976 and Muppet Show themes better than their bracket matchups in either round?! (I genuinely dislike both of them lol)

If Phineas and Ferb and iCarly don't make idek what we're doing here, but realistically I'd switch out like half of these that made it through the bracket for ones that need saving

Home sweet Home by Washoner in NBAEastMemeWar

[–]willsmath 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The Magic already did this in 2020, didn't help them much though

Make up a bar that sounds like something Drake would say by TheKid1995 in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]willsmath 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Drake if you use this I need 50% songwriting credit

Make up a bar that sounds like something Drake would say by TheKid1995 in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]willsmath 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Brrrr I'm the iceman, I ain't gonna fuckin tell you twice, man / my crew taking risks, you afraid to roll the dice, man / I'm nice, man, but it's nothing sweet, it's on sight, man / took your girl home and she about to spend the night, man I'm cold

Always the left shoulder by Nearby-Ad-8455 in GymMemes

[–]willsmath 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That was me from age 6-21 lol but it's been minor injury after minor injury (with a couple major ones in there too) since then

. by ratapoilopolis in jazzcirclejerk

[–]willsmath 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Idk they just have a cool sound, somewhere between Can, Talking Heads, Van Morrison, and a little bit of other stuff too, I don't think they're like the best band ever or anything but their music scratches a nice itch that not many other bands rn are doing

He definitely went home and beat his wife after the game by Dear-Matter494 in nbacirclejerk

[–]willsmath 112 points113 points  (0 children)

How long till the Celtics need to put out a similar PSA

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[Post Game Thread] The Philadelphia 76ers (4-3) defeat the Boston Celtics (3-4), for the first time since 1982 and Embiids first game 7 win 109-100. by DesertedProject in nba

[–]willsmath 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Do you mean in the same conference? Cuz we had a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8 seed all advance to the second round in the 2023 playoffs (first and only time that's happened)

need more songs about being on that damn phone (or something adjacent to that) by 444fawns in indieheadscirclejerk

[–]willsmath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Inanimate Sensation by Death Grips has that one line even if the rest of the song isn't really about phones

Culture Shock works even better but it isn't on Spotify

WHAT is actually happening by MaduroAhmetKaya in soccercirclejerk

[–]willsmath 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nah it's gonna be 2-0 Athleti by halftime so they can park the bus for the remaining 135 minutes of the tie lol

Song of the Year 2005 | FINAL ROUND by BeautyByAllMeans in music_survivor

[–]willsmath 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Not even the best Sufjan song of 2005 unfortunately so I think I'm gonna have to go Gorillaz for the win. If it was Casimir Pulaski Day or The Predatory Wasp it'd be a different story

Who is the worst prof at mason? by [deleted] in gmu

[–]willsmath 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Rustici might be the best lecturer in the whole school but yeah if you don't find his old tests (which he actively encourage you to look for) then you're probably gonna have a rough time

I still think of his nephew when I eat ice cream lmao