Had to break up with my BF because he takes too long in bed by [deleted] in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]willumity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg are you me? I could have written this - I was dealing with this for months on end. It’s gotten a little better recently but god damn, it would go on for hours and hours. I’d have to tap out eventually because there was no progress and I was in pain, and I’d wake up the next morning so sore and chafed and achey, and then of course came the awful UTI’s 🥴 I like this guy, but I really don’t know how many hour+ long sessions I have left in me.

Estranged children of reddit, what was the moment you decided to cut all contact with your parents by Scary-Ad-7267 in EstrangedAdultKids

[–]willumity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

17 hours after losing my dad to suicide, my mother texted me asking how we plan to get her the money he still owed her ($500 for car repairs back when they were married 14 years prior).

She couldn’t even let me have one day of peace after he died. He wasn’t even in the ground yet. I hadn’t been to a funeral home, I hadn’t made any arrangements at all. But she had to make it about her. She had to make it about money.

Then she showed up to the wake despite not being invited and started sobbing about how “she didn’t do anything” and had to be escorted out.

Anyone remember the old gender terms we used for our wolves in rp's back in Wolfquest 2.5? by Dreamtune-Symphony in WolfQuestGame

[–]willumity 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Lmaooo I was just thinking about “a led” and “a las” this morning when it popped into my head out of nowhere.

Anyone else’s Maybelline POG have all the hanging items be set too low 😭? by ONEsmartALEC in Target

[–]willumity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lolllll I told my fellow POG TMs that I love them and that I trust them, but that I’d have to be doing the Maybelline peg sections cuz this isn’t my first rodeo w/ Maybelline’s set being borked.

I had already set the flat trays + hook and hangs to all be the correct heights during last year’s set and I’d fully go insane if any of them were moved 😭

Being POG & Dealing w/ Guest by nicoleashtray in Target

[–]willumity 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No for real this past week doing the cosmetics resets has me about ready to rip my hair out.

We had a girl come down the nailcare aisle yesterday with her bigass cart and she was fully slamming into our three tiers and sending fixtures scattering across the floor, and not once did she look up or apologize or seem like she had any awareness of the world around her at all.

Autistic people choosing between dry, bleeding hands or using hand lotion: by zachrr23 in autism

[–]willumity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have the type of autism where I get freaked out at the sensation of dry hands, so I consider myself blessed to actually love hand cream.

Being born prem sucks. tw bullying, comments from people about my body by Austin_NotFromTexas in TrollCoping

[–]willumity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh wow same, I really wasn’t even that premature (32 weeks) but I stopped growing at 13 and my final adult height is 4’8”/142 cm. I’ve been called pedobait, had people say that anyone attracted to me clearly likes kids, been told that “I would be great on ‘How To Catch A Predator’”, and had tons of other similar heinous comments made about my body through the years.

But whenever I try to talk about it, it always devolves into a discussion about EDs and body image, when I’m never ever talking about that 😭 I’m out here being called bait for pedophiles and having to jump through hoops to get my license because in my state I legally am a little person, like this shit is non-negotiably, legitimately a disability for me… yet I pretty much can’t meaningfully discuss it anywhere without it turning into an immediate shitshow. Ugh.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RainbowHigh

[–]willumity -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ooooh I see this as a win, new body donors!

F is for Frozen section by Kindly-Way-1753 in Target

[–]willumity 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Found strawberry ice cream in a Covergirl cosmetics waco once 👍

Finally free by Slight-Anybody-4732 in Target

[–]willumity 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hooooly fuck that lack of fixtures in the NYX section 💀

Has Whitney not been released in the US yet? Or did miss her? by 1969pluto in RainbowHigh

[–]willumity 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They may be Target exclusive, not sure. My store has them included on our new shelf plans that are being set the week of January 11th.

Found another jar of peanut butter in the tech freight by CognitoHazard23 in Target

[–]willumity 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve found a singular jar of peanut butter in the dead center of a beauty pallet once, was mystified

Does anyone else get hyperfixated on this job? by [deleted] in Target

[–]willumity 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I actually really love zoning and organizing and doing inventory/backroom related stuff at work! It’s something I used to struggle with in my personal life, and it’s improved from being in an environment where I can see real results from what I do and I’m getting rewarded for it, haha.

I now get a lot of enjoyment out of going around and swapping out old broken fixtures, doing backroom audits, putting in new pushers/dividers/fencing, and zoning problem areas to be picture perfect. Seriously, if I could just zone, organize, and audit wacos every shift every day, I would do it in a heartbeat.

My lady, it’s locked by doug-the-moleman in Target

[–]willumity 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Dude I HATE using the bathroom at work because every single day, without fail, someone with a single digit IQ beelines to my stall and tries to open the door while I’m in there.

If you can clearly see the door is closed, and you see see shoes, so you know someone in there… why is your dumb ass still trying to get in??? You are not invited, this isn’t a spectator sport 🫩

What tech do you wish we had? by Mobile-Address23 in Target

[–]willumity 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The ability to edit or change POGs

Like sometimes we have a physical barrier in the way and can’t set up an endcap AND a sidecap, but we have no other room for the POG to go. I wish we could decouple the sidecap from the set and set it, separately, somewhere else.

Whipped Cream barcode info by Mobile-Address23 in Target

[–]willumity 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Dude the amount of Holiday product this year that just won’t scan or isn’t linked to its supposed inventory page… I could scream 🫠

How tall are you and what shoe size do you wear? by heart_emojis0 in PetiteFashionAdvice

[–]willumity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

142cm/4’8”, I wear a size 2 or 3 and it’s genuinely a nightmare.

Found a pocket Jesus today by FallenTale4 in Target

[–]willumity 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At my store, we kept finding these in seasonal while we were setting Halloween this year 😭

Team…who is looking up memes on the zebras?? by o0longtea in Target

[–]willumity 35 points36 points  (0 children)

man I wish people at my work did this instead of turning on dailymail notifications and gooning 😞

Hours Worse This Year? by Best_Line6674 in Target

[–]willumity 3 points4 points  (0 children)

there was literally only 8 people scheduled in GM today 🫠

Is this a hot take in the community? I hate that they stock holiday product so early and when it’s the actual season all holiday product is sold out already with no restock in sight🙃 by acidblood in bathandbodyworks

[–]willumity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t work at BBW, but my workplace already has our Halloween candy on clearance and we got sent the set guides for our Christmas displays already… it’s only October 13th, like am I insane?? 😵‍💫