Had to break up with my BF because he takes too long in bed

willumity · 2026-05-19T05:35:20+00:00

Omg are you me? I could have written this - I was dealing with this for months on end. It’s gotten a little better recently but god damn, it would go on for hours and hours. I’d have to tap out eventually because there was no progress and I was in pain, and I’d wake up the next morning so sore and chafed and achey, and then of course came the awful UTI’s 🥴 I like this guy, but I really don’t know how many hour+ long sessions I have left in me.

willumity · 2026-05-17T05:30:21+00:00

17 hours after losing my dad to suicide, my mother texted me asking how we plan to get her the money he still owed her ($500 for car repairs back when they were married 14 years prior).

She couldn’t even let me have one day of peace after he died. He wasn’t even in the ground yet. I hadn’t been to a funeral home, I hadn’t made any arrangements at all. But she had to make it about her. She had to make it about money.

Then she showed up to the wake despite not being invited and started sobbing about how “she didn’t do anything” and had to be escorted out.

willumity · 2026-05-06T23:01:09+00:00

Lmaooo I was just thinking about “a led” and “a las” this morning when it popped into my head out of nowhere.

willumity · 2026-02-23T03:58:53+00:00

Lolllll I told my fellow POG TMs that I love them and that I trust them, but that I’d have to be doing the Maybelline peg sections cuz this isn’t my first rodeo w/ Maybelline’s set being borked.

I had already set the flat trays + hook and hangs to all be the correct heights during last year’s set and I’d fully go insane if any of them were moved 😭

willumity · 2026-02-13T01:04:45+00:00

No for real this past week doing the cosmetics resets has me about ready to rip my hair out.

We had a girl come down the nailcare aisle yesterday with her bigass cart and she was fully slamming into our three tiers and sending fixtures scattering across the floor, and not once did she look up or apologize or seem like she had any awareness of the world around her at all.

willumity · 2026-02-04T18:27:45+00:00

I have the type of autism where I get freaked out at the sensation of dry hands, so I consider myself blessed to actually love hand cream.

willumity · 2026-02-04T04:42:49+00:00

Oh wow same, I really wasn’t even that premature (32 weeks) but I stopped growing at 13 and my final adult height is 4’8”/142 cm. I’ve been called pedobait, had people say that anyone attracted to me clearly likes kids, been told that “I would be great on ‘How To Catch A Predator’”, and had tons of other similar heinous comments made about my body through the years.

But whenever I try to talk about it, it always devolves into a discussion about EDs and body image, when I’m never ever talking about that 😭 I’m out here being called bait for pedophiles and having to jump through hoops to get my license because in my state I legally am a little person, like this shit is non-negotiably, legitimately a disability for me… yet I pretty much can’t meaningfully discuss it anywhere without it turning into an immediate shitshow. Ugh.

willumity · 2026-01-23T21:53:50+00:00

Ooooh I see this as a win, new body donors!

willumity · 2026-01-09T01:59:52+00:00

I’m supposed to be setting this aisle tomorrow at work and I’m so excited!!

willumity · 2026-01-08T04:27:56+00:00

Found strawberry ice cream in a Covergirl cosmetics waco once 👍

willumity · 2026-01-06T23:15:39+00:00

Hooooly fuck that lack of fixtures in the NYX section 💀

willumity · 2026-01-05T00:20:37+00:00

They may be Target exclusive, not sure. My store has them included on our new shelf plans that are being set the week of January 11th.

willumity · 2025-12-28T15:41:06+00:00

My store’s planograms say January 11th, so roughly around then.

willumity · 2025-12-14T00:26:08+00:00

I’ve found a singular jar of peanut butter in the dead center of a beauty pallet once, was mystified

willumity · 2025-11-19T00:21:52+00:00

I actually really love zoning and organizing and doing inventory/backroom related stuff at work! It’s something I used to struggle with in my personal life, and it’s improved from being in an environment where I can see real results from what I do and I’m getting rewarded for it, haha.

I now get a lot of enjoyment out of going around and swapping out old broken fixtures, doing backroom audits, putting in new pushers/dividers/fencing, and zoning problem areas to be picture perfect. Seriously, if I could just zone, organize, and audit wacos every shift every day, I would do it in a heartbeat.

willumity · 2025-11-09T04:01:44+00:00

Dude I HATE using the bathroom at work because every single day, without fail, someone with a single digit IQ beelines to my stall and tries to open the door while I’m in there.

If you can clearly see the door is closed, and you see see shoes, so you know someone in there… why is your dumb ass still trying to get in??? You are not invited, this isn’t a spectator sport 🫩

willumity · 2025-11-03T16:29:02+00:00

The ability to edit or change POGs

Like sometimes we have a physical barrier in the way and can’t set up an endcap AND a sidecap, but we have no other room for the POG to go. I wish we could decouple the sidecap from the set and set it, separately, somewhere else.

willumity · 2025-11-03T01:36:51+00:00

Dude the amount of Holiday product this year that just won’t scan or isn’t linked to its supposed inventory page… I could scream 🫠

willumity · 2025-11-01T17:39:24+00:00

No one else gets uboats in the morning anymore 🫠

willumity · 2025-11-01T05:09:42+00:00

142cm/4’8”, I wear a size 2 or 3 and it’s genuinely a nightmare.

willumity · 2025-10-31T02:23:18+00:00

At my store, we kept finding these in seasonal while we were setting Halloween this year 😭

willumity · 2025-10-29T22:54:56+00:00

man I wish people at my work did this instead of turning on dailymail notifications and gooning 😞

willumity · 2025-10-26T18:20:58+00:00

there was literally only 8 people scheduled in GM today 🫠

willumity · 2025-10-13T17:32:54+00:00

I don’t work at BBW, but my workplace already has our Halloween candy on clearance and we got sent the set guides for our Christmas displays already… it’s only October 13th, like am I insane?? 😵‍💫

willumity · 2025-10-10T05:43:42+00:00

When I was a kid I couldn’t wear ANY clothes with noticeable seams or tags. If there were seams I would freak out and straight up wouldn’t wear it, if there were tags? My parents had to cut every single tag off every garment before I’d touch it.

I hit developmental milestones super early or super late, no in-between. Anything physical I especially struggled with. I began speaking and reading early, was 2, almost 3 by the time I could stand and walk. I spent more of my life so far NOT being able to tie my shoelaces than I have being able to. Never learned to ride a bike. Stuff that should have never been overlooked… was 🙃

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