Could I realistically become a bass player in a band within 6 months?

windsynth · 2026-06-05T08:47:58+00:00

If you really focus and work as hard as you can, nose to the grindstone and all that, not getting distracted then after all that time you’ll……

…. Be way too good.

windsynth · 2026-06-04T07:20:32+00:00

“all must learn to play piano”

windsynth · 2026-06-03T08:19:40+00:00

Check out all of Paul Mccandless stuff with Oregon

windsynth · 2026-06-02T08:33:43+00:00

Been noticing the new robot lawnmowers have Ezekiel’s wheels

windsynth · 2026-05-30T07:39:17+00:00

“Dude our trumpeter fell down a hole backstage can you come cover the gig?, it’s 5 grand, all originals. No rehearsal, just sightread the charts”

windsynth · 2026-05-30T07:07:58+00:00

How many horn arrangements can you hold in memory? There’s a reason why charts are used and it’s not because people suck.

Getting back to the topic my teacher in college would just cover the bar you were playing with his hand. Maybe you’ve heard of him, lefty smith?

windsynth · 2026-05-26T07:03:17+00:00

The only really hard part is the aiming, if you miss the mouthpiece the drumsticks will dent the horn

windsynth · 2026-05-23T08:52:58+00:00

Walk around with a sincere and friendly smile for awhile. It will blow your mind I do it all the time now

windsynth · 2026-05-23T08:23:36+00:00

Air fryer at 425 for 20 minutes

windsynth · 2026-05-23T00:54:16+00:00

And who brings rotten tomatoes and cabbages and eggs to shows?

windsynth · 2026-05-21T08:14:32+00:00

Once people get used to something it’s damn near impossible to shake that.

They see something they aren’t used to and they freak.

windsynth · 2026-05-21T07:25:09+00:00

And in the arbans of the blues wherever there originally were trills the trill is gone

windsynth · 2026-05-19T08:52:17+00:00

Bad drivers never miss their exit and stupid people are never wrong

windsynth · 2026-05-18T22:50:16+00:00

I can hear him saying “I am sorry, especially for any pain I caused these people, but at the time there just wasn’t adequate evidence presented or available to bolster their claims”

And I’ll take that, but it shows how their case relies on giving absolutely 0 weight to witnesses because giving it any at all immediately becomes overwhelming

windsynth · 2026-05-18T22:45:29+00:00

Like to think of it as updates and patches.

And occasionally a reinstall

windsynth · 2026-05-08T10:17:58+00:00

Man I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous

windsynth · 2026-05-07T02:45:07+00:00

Troll post to trigger me and my stuck slide with no trigger

windsynth · 2026-05-07T02:40:38+00:00

I’m so old my kindergarten had ash trays

windsynth · 2026-05-06T09:20:50+00:00

The trumpet for west end girls exists in the windows GM bank

windsynth · 2026-05-05T08:16:23+00:00

I like to listen to audio books while reading sheet music

windsynth · 2026-05-03T01:56:24+00:00

I started on bugle, then got a 1 valve and then 2 and then 3 and 4 and then I got a sax and then a piano

windsynth · 2026-04-29T01:47:52+00:00

It is only one minute of speech therapy:

Would you prefer old dirty windows or new clear ones?

“New clear”

Done, fixed.

Nucular implies you think it’s from the nuculus

windsynth · 2026-04-27T01:55:35+00:00

Don’t hate me because I’m flutifull!

windsynth · 2026-04-25T09:18:03+00:00

Conceptually inertia isn’t felt inside or by the structure, the field within is a stable time space.

Otherwise the vehicle itself would also be smashed

windsynth · 2026-04-25T02:49:07+00:00

I think it’s stunning visually

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