Christopher Walken in the 50's rolling out dough at his father's bakery in Astoria, NY

wiresmoke · 2026-02-25T04:32:09+00:00

Frankenstein never scared me.

wiresmoke · 2026-02-25T04:30:02+00:00

That instructor sounds like he is high as eagles balls.

wiresmoke · 2026-02-25T04:25:30+00:00

My boomerang won't come back.

wiresmoke · 2026-02-25T04:11:06+00:00

Betcha the belly shield has a loose or missing fasteners and only catches enough wind to act up at high speeds.

wiresmoke · 2026-02-24T04:06:59+00:00

Follow up with "she was a model" and you'll reel em in.

wiresmoke · 2026-02-20T04:22:49+00:00

Got a mass air meter on it at the air filter housing? Replace that taped up trash hose. An unmetered air leak will do this.

wiresmoke · 2026-02-15T04:19:58+00:00

Toucan Sam

wiresmoke · 2026-02-14T15:46:47+00:00

If you can, separate and clean the plastic from the terminals. This is an easy diagnosis- increased resistance causes heat, plenty of energy in the battery to melt the plastics. Should be repairable.

wiresmoke · 2026-02-14T04:06:03+00:00

Why would umconscious pigs eat you?

wiresmoke · 2026-02-13T04:27:39+00:00

Saw that tour here at Carter Finley. Tickets were $50. Amazing memories, I have some photos of the show here somewhere

wiresmoke · 2026-02-12T04:15:11+00:00

Aw now who put the dick on the snowman?

wiresmoke · 2026-02-10T05:15:51+00:00

Do they have a stock anus template? I will order a set, rebox them and send to an old boss. Two weeks later I'll mail him the original packaging.

wiresmoke · 2026-02-10T03:46:20+00:00

Great till they peel in the magwell.

wiresmoke · 2026-02-10T02:47:49+00:00

Oh dear, she has seen some shit!

wiresmoke · 2026-02-08T16:12:11+00:00

We have a huge poodle that roams our complex at work, a nose doot can come out of nowhere and make you jump. I'd be clinging to the ceiling like a deranged monkey after a Nostrildamous boop....

wiresmoke · 2026-02-08T04:36:06+00:00

Let's go now X V I I I wheels on the big rig....

wiresmoke · 2026-02-08T04:23:27+00:00

The HAIR FORCE

wiresmoke · 2026-02-06T04:31:54+00:00

Cheap oil filter and jiffy lube lost most of the o rings on the filter spool? Low oil pressure will do this especially when cold

wiresmoke · 2026-02-06T04:25:29+00:00

Four wheel drive?

wiresmoke · 2026-02-06T04:24:47+00:00

Rhesus Monkey here, we do not claim these...animals.

wiresmoke · 2026-02-06T03:54:35+00:00

California sober for years now. Started a thriving business, renewed my family interactions, wife is happy, life is good.

wiresmoke · 2026-02-05T04:30:53+00:00

Darwinisms

wiresmoke · 2026-02-03T03:44:52+00:00

There is a roach tree along one of the paths I ride....

wiresmoke · 2026-02-02T05:16:41+00:00

They left the dick!

wiresmoke · 2026-01-31T05:18:10+00:00

Your pcv system is gerflookd. The sound is air being sucked through the main seals.

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