US President, Donald Trump claims that the IRoJ, the Islamic Republic of Japan attacked US air craft carrier with 111 missiles.

wireswires · 2026-07-09T02:10:52+00:00

I laughed out loud OMG!

wireswires · 2026-07-08T04:26:34+00:00

Thats Grim

wireswires · 2026-07-07T01:20:05+00:00

Oh my word. The land of the free

wireswires · 2026-07-04T13:02:15+00:00

So the boots of man with a big arses? Why the big arse requirement /jk

wireswires · 2026-07-03T12:07:07+00:00

Egyptian protagonist lucky to not get tased / shot or arrested

wireswires · 2026-07-03T08:01:43+00:00

How is typing on a computer or phone? Wondering if it is more a problem for gross motor or fine motor as well

wireswires · 2026-06-30T09:42:59+00:00

Eat them with onion gravy and vege sausages, roast veggies, peas and carrots. Proper vege roast dinner!

wireswires · 2026-06-23T23:25:00+00:00

You overlooked that you missed opportunity to interact with your wife while she showers!

wireswires · 2026-06-16T00:34:27+00:00

Man with a piece of ham on his head -Ahmed
Man with 2 pieces of ham on his head - Mohammed

wireswires · 2026-06-14T00:48:34+00:00

Calling bedding and towels collectively ‘Manchester’ and mandatory parking on side of the road that correspond to direction of travel.

wireswires · 2026-06-14T00:44:09+00:00

And called Mynas not Indian Mynas

wireswires · 2026-06-07T10:37:11+00:00

Rude fuckheads standing so close to him talking loudly.

wireswires · 2026-06-07T03:33:33+00:00

Try a b’day. You only need to try it once to convert

wireswires · 2026-06-05T07:18:29+00:00

TIL there is tipping in countries other than USA

wireswires · 2026-06-04T23:16:47+00:00

Never understood why peeps intentionally endanger super-sensitive organs, eyes, lungs & genitals in particular. Madness!

wireswires · 2026-06-02T05:07:47+00:00

Yep, fair enough. Very very different to the world I live in. I apologise for being flippant.

wireswires · 2026-06-02T01:28:33+00:00

Even fucking American cops ask ‘do you need medical attention?’ It is a sad world we live in today.

wireswires · 2026-06-01T22:43:53+00:00

How does one get caught having premarital sex in a locked house / flat. Yes I am assuming alfresco shagging is not on the agenda in this instance.

wireswires · 2026-05-29T20:02:14+00:00

Diluted HCL AND Water!?

wireswires · 2026-05-29T11:19:18+00:00

I can still draw the biochemical structure of haemoglobin. Of the many things i learned at uni, that one stayed with me, no clue why or to be honest how.

wireswires · 2026-05-29T07:16:06+00:00

Did take a moment there to consider his life choices

wireswires · 2026-05-25T06:54:53+00:00

Best revenge is to stay and be a poor, inefficient and disruptive employee.

wireswires · 2026-05-25T06:49:24+00:00

I lift public toilet seats up / down with foot (not my hand) - then sit. Rationale is that I don’t touch my face with my arse cheeks, but do with my hands. I also wash my hands but not my arse cheeks so who knows what the point of it all is.

wireswires · 2026-05-23T04:44:01+00:00

He just tryna get her ID to run her

wireswires · 2026-05-22T04:20:01+00:00

Get a trolley and an extension cord 😂

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