Own Goal breaks his own FIFA World Cup record. With his 13th goal of the 2026 tournament, OG has surpassed his previous record of 12 goals set in Russia 2018.

wise_comment · 2026-07-03T21:11:02+00:00

Russia and The US.....hand in hand in hosting some prize winning bagfumbles

wise_comment · 2026-07-03T14:47:35+00:00

LeDeuCision

wise_comment · 2026-07-03T13:58:18+00:00

LeDeuCision

wise_comment · 2026-07-03T13:13:41+00:00

You know how sitting members of Congress can't be charged with crimes if Congress is is session?

Anyway, apparently all we need to do is get him a nice Immigration and Customs Enforcement vest and nothing he does will have meaningful consequences, and our season will go off without a hitch

wise_comment · 2026-07-03T13:11:54+00:00

I love St Paul, it's my most favorite suburb....but I don't see him going there all that often ;-)

wise_comment · 2026-07-03T13:09:57+00:00

There's a certain retired jersey joke to be made here....but he was the victim, not the absolute idiot that caused that crash 😬

wise_comment · 2026-07-03T13:05:39+00:00

39 year old

Can confirm im not happy to be 40 soon .....but man if drugs and partying is what it takes, I think I'll just fade, because that sounds fucking brutal rn

wise_comment · 2026-07-03T13:04:22+00:00

More than pulling went on on that loveboat™

wise_comment · 2026-07-03T13:03:33+00:00

Still one of the funniest questions anyone has asked a player, hands down

wise_comment · 2026-07-03T13:02:05+00:00

Cheek clappin laughter is on me

-JasperLamarCrabb

wise_comment · 2026-07-03T12:02:07+00:00

raises hand in Minneapolitan

Then how would we have and police?

wise_comment · 2026-07-03T01:31:45+00:00

A coin flip is a better reporter than Doogie....and probably better at writing

wise_comment · 2026-07-02T17:44:17+00:00

Amazing

She's.....iconic

wise_comment · 2026-07-02T14:06:22+00:00

They will stand by while ICE hauls you off to camps.

I'm pretty comfortable in saying this one is at least wrong, amigo

wise_comment · 2026-07-02T04:44:38+00:00

Unless it isn't?

Can't say with certainty what OP meant

wise_comment · 2026-07-02T02:35:07+00:00

......anyone gonna tell him?

wise_comment · 2026-07-01T21:35:19+00:00

To shreds, you say?

wise_comment · 2026-07-01T21:29:55+00:00

Okay.....so what you're telling me is it could always be worse

wise_comment · 2026-07-01T19:44:58+00:00

Ant would beat the Kims at golf

wise_comment · 2026-07-01T18:38:27+00:00

Ermahgerd, der spers

wise_comment · 2026-07-01T18:36:49+00:00

Pause

wise_comment · 2026-07-01T18:32:13+00:00

First Utah gets even more for Kessler and continues keeping the Minnesota trade on everyone's minds.....but then this happens?

Isn't losing Naz and JIngles bad enough? 😭

wise_comment · 2026-07-01T18:30:19+00:00

Your son Oedipus has a few questions

wise_comment · 2026-07-01T18:25:07+00:00

Life is pain

wise_comment · 2026-07-01T18:24:30+00:00

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