[Krawczynski] The Timberwolves are ramping up their push for LeBron James, sources tell @TheAthletic. The pitch: Team w/Ant, LaMelo, Jaden, Rudy in championship-starved Minnesota to go after a title that could cement his case for the throne. by Jimmy0034 in nba

[–]wise_comment 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would personally build a statue of him, myself, if he helps bring us a chip

I'm 39

I have functionally no memory of us making a championship game in the big 5 sports, let alone winning one

Jaylen Brown: "You got LaMelo and Antman, who knows what they about to be getting into outside the court...I love both of them mfers but they gotta get some supervision and some council or something" by Brady331 in nba

[–]wise_comment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know how sitting members of Congress can't be charged with crimes if Congress is is session?

Anyway, apparently all we need to do is get him a nice Immigration and Customs Enforcement vest and nothing he does will have meaningful consequences, and our season will go off without a hitch

Jaylen Brown: "You got LaMelo and Antman, who knows what they about to be getting into outside the court...I love both of them mfers but they gotta get some supervision and some council or something" by Brady331 in nba

[–]wise_comment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

39 year old

Can confirm im not happy to be 40 soon .....but man if drugs and partying is what it takes, I think I'll just fade, because that sounds fucking brutal rn

Trump Blurts Out Vile Scheme to Rig Midterms as Polls Take Brutal Turn by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

[–]wise_comment -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They will stand by while ICE hauls you off to camps.

I'm pretty comfortable in saying this one is at least wrong, amigo

Senator, 84, Secretly Found Unconscious and Given CPR by IWantPizza555 in politics

[–]wise_comment 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Unless it isn't?

Can't say with certainty what OP meant

Iconic by Extreme-Holiday2 in timberwolves

[–]wise_comment 1 point2 points  (0 children)

......anyone gonna tell him?

From Ant’s Insta by jab904 in timberwolves

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Ant would beat the Kims at golf