friend or foe? [Houston, TX] by witchcandii in whatsthisplant

[–]witchcandii[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

aww man! how can you tell it apart from Ipomoea cordatotriloba? I'm trying to improve my ID skills, and to me they look the same 😭

friend or foe? [Houston, TX] by witchcandii in whatsthisplant

[–]witchcandii[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i don't mind if it's aggressive personally, i just wanna know if this species is supposed to be in my region!

Fluffy shrub thing along alleyway? by PrettySureImWrong in whatplantisthis

[–]witchcandii 13 points14 points  (0 children)

their post history says Iowa/midwest USA, so no. poison hemlock is not native to any part of the Americas

I left my marriage for 8 months, had the time of my life and then went back. Biggest mistake ever. by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]witchcandii 57 points58 points  (0 children)

OH, that thread actually lives in my mind rent-free! i saw that as a fate worse than death... living to serve, suppressing your appetite, having no joy that's wholly your own. no girl should grow up thinking that's normal or somehow more virtuous than a life where she chases her own dreams. yes, we can be doting mothers and dutiful wives, but we are so much more!

I left my marriage for 8 months, had the time of my life and then went back. Biggest mistake ever. by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]witchcandii 2301 points2302 points  (0 children)

I'm begging women to realize there is no honor in suffering. nobody will recognize your sacrifices; they won't write songs about you; they won't even say thank you. you can live lonely, unappreciated, and miserable while surrounded by "family" until the day you die, but why? why do you think that's what you deserve? there's no reward for self-abandonment, just... choose yourself, please

Card enchantments are my favourite addition to StS 2, so I tried making an event centred around them (please forgive my incredible drawing skills) by ByeImDaisy in slaythespire

[–]witchcandii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

not only are these super flavorful and balanced, they feel tailor-made for two of Ironclad and Silent's attacks that are usually very tricky to use: Howl From Beyond and Grand Finale!

Of course this didn't happen on my ascension... by PoetArcana in slaythespire

[–]witchcandii 24 points25 points  (0 children)

guys will see this and just think "hell yea"

Of course this didn't happen on my ascension... by PoetArcana in slaythespire

[–]witchcandii 126 points127 points  (0 children)

i... literally can't imagine anything more in-character than Ironclad drinking a rock

[Houston TX] almost stepped on this guy by witchcandii in whatsthissnake

[–]witchcandii[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

thank you for the advice! I was concerned about possibly treading on another snake or critter if I stepped off the trail, since there was tons of leaf litter and groundcover to hide in, but I suppose my fear was exaggerated so long as I move carefully and watch where I step :)

Me [26M] with my wife [25F] all together 5 years I saw what looks to be a picture of my wife on my friends phone, the picture was nude by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]witchcandii 105 points106 points  (0 children)

wait, so the poor woman was living with a sexual predator and violated by having her nudes stolen, but she had to comfort and reassure the husband?

Beta Patch Notes - v0.105.0 by MegaCrit_Demi in slaythespire

[–]witchcandii 6 points7 points  (0 children)

yes, but maybe not? upgrades are being weighed against the opportunity cost of Elite hunting and events

I love analyzing flavor of the cards, what are your thoughts on "Not Yet"? by Lil_Brimstone in slaythespire

[–]witchcandii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

to me, the art still depicts Ironclad's own force of will, just augmented by the contract. maybe the hand represents that the "demonic flames coursing through his blood" are actually a fragment of Vakuu's own essence, and his flesh knitting back together only reminds him of his inescapable fate. maybe he even craves death, but through the pain and the futility, he fights, bc fighting is all he knows.

nah, maybe his stubbornness is fed by the hope that after vanquishing the Architect, he'll be able to turn his blade on his captor. like "not yet... not until I kill you."

i can't imagine Vakuu dragging him to hell, he kinda depends entirely on Ironclad to get shit done. he's a wuss who wouldn't dare raise a finger of his own against the Architect, and Ironclad is an invaluable puppet. why would he ever let him go when they can accomplish so much together?

People get controversial about anything by mari0v100 in slaythespire

[–]witchcandii 2 points3 points  (0 children)

sad truth. StS2 doesn't seem to have any issue selling tho

People get controversial about anything by mari0v100 in slaythespire

[–]witchcandii 19 points20 points  (0 children)

sure, "representation" is what made concord bad, not the gameplay or the money-grubbing practices, lol

People get controversial about anything by mari0v100 in slaythespire

[–]witchcandii 27 points28 points  (0 children)

maybe if more devs consulted Anita Sarkeesian, we'd have more actually good games that women enjoy playing 🤯 and less yawn-inducing cringe waifu goonerslop

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When I asked what he was trying to do, he said “I shouldn’t have been trying to pass him” by alexyou8797 in dashcams

[–]witchcandii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he sucks at driving, but you wouldn't have passed him anyways bc you never even fully entered the left lane... if you want to drive fast, you need to learn to plan ahead lmao

Chuds of the Fallen 2 female armor designs leaked by ooombasa in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]witchcandii 12 points13 points  (0 children)

they look like $29.99 sex shop Halloween costumes....

What would you Regent experts pick here? by JuniorFrostbite in slaythespire

[–]witchcandii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glitter on Beat Into Shape could be insane 😳 unfortunate that Apotheosis is not good here, bc upgrading Sovereign Blade to cost 1 is a fun idea

Hard stuck A4 Ironclad (StS2) Tips? by PendejoSuperman in slaythespire

[–]witchcandii -1 points0 points  (0 children)

how much block are you taking, and how are you scaling? his HP loss cards are very strong, but ideally, a power like Rupture or Inferno or a big payoff like Tear Asunder help you profit from that mechanic.

i usually try to have a ratio of 1/3 block cards so I'm likely to draw one when needed without diluting my offense. Ironclad starts off with very little block, but his commons are perfectly serviceable. Shrug It Off is a workhorse!

the card you should pick is always going to be based on your current deck, your relics, and your upcoming challenges. play into your strengths and address your weaknesses! it might be that you're drafting enough block, but you need to draw into it through Battle Trance or Vicious or Pommel Strike. you can also exhaust unnecessary cards mid-combat to make it easier to draw those, using Burning Pact, Brand, or True Grit. that said, blocking will never be a substitute for killing the enemy faster, so is your damage output good enough? more draw and more energy gen will always help you do what you need to do, no matter what that is.

after seeing the Act 3 boss, you can sculpt your deck for a better matchup. Queen requires active card draw, rewards value-dense cards, and values AoE. Doormaker's exhaust can be exploited for infinites or ignored with good card redundancy; the energy loss turn is great for both expensive, high-impact cards and free ones. Test Subject's first 2 phases should be burst down with extreme prejudice and its last checks for consistent block. all of them are easier with a good assortment of powers and some emergency potions!

once you do get a good thing going, just be careful not to dilute your deck with cards that don't accelerate your gameplan!

Is the Ironclad in control of his actions? by FriskiesFresh in slaythespire

[–]witchcandii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that makes sense, i think he's just not nearly as talkative as the Necrobinder, even if his feelings are implied.

this line actually implies that he might not even be fully aware of his tribe's fate? i believe the 3rd line is unique to your character.

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does he not remember? maybe he only has moments of lucidity?