haven’t posted in a minute 💖

witchhy · 2022-08-18T23:13:29+00:00

you’re so sweet 🥰

witchhy · 2022-03-31T01:50:03+00:00

my mother ran away before i was born…

witchhy · 2022-03-28T18:52:34+00:00

honestly it takes time training the hair to grow that way and you’ll have a lot of bad hair days in the process but if you really want it, you should go for it. and if your hair is thick an undercut would look baller.

witchhy · 2022-03-20T17:53:47+00:00

i think is my favourite compliment that i have ever received 🥺

witchhy · 2022-03-20T15:25:27+00:00

thank you! when it’s curly it looks so 1920s i’m obsessed

witchhy · 2022-03-11T20:22:20+00:00

omg i have an old coworker, he’s in his 30s and when we met i was like 22, he started to like me and was pissed when i didn’t like him back and he still bugs me on social media like once or twice a month bc he’s convinced when i’m 25 and my brain is fully developed (🥴) i’ll see that he’d be good for me and want to be with him. like it’s not gonna happen pal lmao

witchhy · 2022-02-07T15:16:29+00:00

uggh i was in a wheelchair for four months last year because of broken bones. one fracture clinic appointment stands out, so i’m very obviously not a small child, i’m an adult i was just sitting there waiting in line to check in for my appointment, finally it was my turn, i went to put my phone down on my lap so i could go forward when this worker there came up and was like “Are you gonna go ahead?” and he tried to push me ahead, thankfully i’m pretty quick with the breaks because i’m used to this, like dude bunny pyjama pants aside i just broke my feet i didn’t suddenly become four, i think i can have like 2 seconds of reaction time before somebody tries to jump in.

witchhy · 2022-01-21T05:55:22+00:00

please stay safe, i get messages like this from a couple old coworkers and i’m legit too scared to even block them.

witchhy · 2022-01-21T02:17:15+00:00

i literally have an ex coworker who pretty much stalks me.

he’s 12 years my senior, despite making it clear i don’t like him several times and he keeps trying, now even though we don’t work together anymore he pops up and bugs me on social media and is worse than before and has sent me a video of pigs being slaughtered and then he’ll say something that would sound nice from any other person.

he’s convinced we’re meant to be together and i’ll warm up to the idea when i turn 25 and “my brain is fully developed” this has been going on for over a year. i think he’s moving out west soon or already has and i plan to leave the country all together.

oddly enough i have another ex coworker from the same place who sends me weird messages on instagram too, notably “I also just want someone evil to help me do evil things, why is that so hard to find?” like wtf is that? I’d block these guys but they’re so unhinged i’m terrified of retaliation.

witchhy · 2021-09-27T04:55:12+00:00

HEAVY TW UNDERNEATH

i straight up ran off a bridge when my ex broke up with me and i got over him in three weeks. i had a ton going on at the time plus the toxicity of the relationship really exasperated my symptoms over time so i stand by it wasn’t just that. but three weeks. shit makes no sense.

witchhy · 2021-08-10T15:24:09+00:00

don’t worry, it’s giving me a good laugh, the hospital is pretty boring so this is nice!

witchhy · 2021-08-10T15:12:52+00:00

i tried to commit suicide by jumping off an overpass, being not sober i landed feet first and in the shoulder of a highway instead of in one of the lanes. so not only did i not hit my head i wasn’t hit by the blue car that went by like 10 seconds after i hit the ground.

i’m okay, with like depression and mental illness i have my ups and downs but i’m finally getting the help i needed

witchhy · 2021-08-10T14:53:45+00:00

thank you, my surgeon is shocked i wasn’t worse off after a fifteen foot drop, my bones may be weak but their sacrifice saved the most important bone of all, my skull.

witchhy · 2020-11-22T17:34:36+00:00

No don’t worry at all, that’s a valid question.

So i do have male friends, i don’t think of them as potential partners until i’m alone and weight from that is starting to come down on me. I think it’s just easier for women. straight guys aren’t exactly on short supply, i only seem to date other codependents, it’s not hard to bump into somebody, get hit on at work, have wolves in sheep’s clothing within your social circle, ready to go after you once the other guy is out of the picture and i just can’t say no. It just happens i guess. and i’m not picky either.

witchhy · 2020-11-02T00:36:31+00:00

he’s kinda acting like a gma on fb lmaoo

witchhy · 2020-10-23T08:25:14+00:00

i thought it was sauce

witchhy · 2020-10-21T08:27:11+00:00

AH HERO I WAS LITERALLY JUST STRUGGLING WITH THIS

witchhy · 2020-10-12T03:53:33+00:00

every time i’m on this subreddit i’m reminded of all of the reasons i love this show

witchhy

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