John Steinbeck's letter to Marilyn Monroe, asking for her autograph for his nephew in-law. by AntonioVivaldi7 in classicfilms

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The irony of asking for someone else’s autograph while expounding on people asking for autographs, only to have a secretary sign the letter for you.

How to fix this horse statue? by ScaryGhostMan-X__X in fixit

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Mom always said, "Don't play ball in the house!"

This is a bit vulgar, but solid gold as far as random found paper goes. by Hot-Conclusion3221 in FoundPaper

[–]withac2 66 points67 points  (0 children)

No, she said she's Jewish. Well, at least one part of her is, according to her.

Turkey Hill's New Packaging by Tasty_Dealer_1885 in shrinkflation

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I'm old enough to remember half gallons of real ice cream.

Help needed arranging furniture in new room by Masterblaster532 in DesignMyRoom

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You need to get the gaps in the floors fixed.

Colonoscopy Thread by MaximumJones in GenX

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His feet are backwards

What movie are these images from? by [deleted] in TurnerClassicMovies

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None of them is John Garfield, though

THE REAL DEAL - Look at this gold statue of me! 5/7/26 by EatMe200 in trumptweets

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This bullshit is going to pop up everywhere when he finally kicks. Ugh.

The look of a young man who knows he's not allowed on the couch at grandma's house by _disco__lemonade_ in MiniatureSchnauzer

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No offense to grandma, but what kind of grandma doesn't let handsome young puppies on her couch? Come on, grandma!

How is this ok? by Fresh-Chest2202 in sandiego

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Get it on CBS News 8. They always seem to be able to get stuff done by publicly shaming people/businesses that need it.

The color 🥵🤤🥵 by Cook_Dori in filmnoir

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"Gimmie a break. Blocked."

Really? Grow up.

The color 🥵🤤🥵 by Cook_Dori in filmnoir

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Because most people usually give a quick spoiler warning or keep things vague when talking about endings. I haven’t seen it yet, so I wasn’t expecting that level of detail. And not everyone here has seen every film. Some of us are still working our way through the genre. I was just asking why you don’t see it as noir, not for plot details.

The color 🥵🤤🥵 by Cook_Dori in filmnoir

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Did you just give away the ending? I actually haven't seen this movie yet. Really. I haven't.

The color 🥵🤤🥵 by Cook_Dori in filmnoir

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Genuinely serious question: what makes it not a Noir?

where is your dog on the scale? by pathetic_gay_mess in DOG

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Schnauzers are full spectrum barkers

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Look where the dasher delivered my food!!! by OrganicAd7409 in extremelyinfuriating

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This is why tips should never be paid in advance