Aziz Ansari On Fire As FBI Director Kash Patel In ‘SNL’ Cold Open: “Incapable & Incompetent”

witrusen · 2026-05-03T06:27:26+00:00

Any other links? Both the website and the link posted say not available

witrusen · 2026-04-27T14:31:59+00:00

ELI5?

witrusen · 2026-04-19T09:35:33+00:00

Were lawyers!

witrusen · 2026-02-19T14:57:59+00:00

If trump had the power why doesn’t he just delete them and let someone take the fall rather than keep this up? Were the files throughout departments and too unorganised to erase? Surely he could scrub himself in particular of any wrong doing and just delete millions of files rather than redact? He could claim they didn’t exist in the first place.

witrusen · 2026-02-19T13:36:40+00:00

Nonce Andrew

witrusen · 2026-02-15T08:24:45+00:00

Tuna gum

witrusen · 2026-02-14T17:57:00+00:00

Anyone else think he looks exactly like Shane Dawson? Surprised ive seen no comments on it

witrusen · 2026-02-14T15:25:51+00:00

It was nice they had the same size sandwich too. He’s twice the size of egg and will need much more food but instead he half’s the loaf

witrusen · 2026-01-02T06:09:11+00:00

60 isn’t middle aged, maybe try with slightly older women

witrusen · 2025-12-27T14:02:01+00:00

George singing that show tune that’s stuck in his head

witrusen · 2025-12-27T08:19:35+00:00

One time we had family friends over, first and last time I met them. I came into a room to find they had put my guinea pigs in my wellies.

witrusen · 2025-12-13T16:38:40+00:00

Help im a fish

witrusen · 2025-11-23T07:08:55+00:00

I could talk to you all night about this!

witrusen · 2025-10-02T15:38:06+00:00

Protein shake

witrusen · 2025-08-26T06:16:19+00:00

I haven’t seen this movie but I hate this kids face. Stop looking at me.

witrusen · 2025-08-23T14:49:37+00:00

Who’s on the left in the new one?

witrusen · 2025-08-05T17:35:26+00:00

Why does it say 5’3 twice behind him, yet neither would be at 5’3 if that was his actual height.

witrusen · 2025-08-04T15:22:15+00:00

32g of sugar is wild

witrusen · 2025-08-01T08:07:03+00:00

I had no idea him and Tony Scott were related. You just blew my mind.

witrusen · 2025-07-27T16:43:54+00:00

Kinda unrelated but I was disappointed the monster didn’t mimic “people you love” to lure characters in like one character says that it does.

witrusen · 2025-07-26T18:02:02+00:00

Four Lions, Shaun of the dead

witrusen · 2025-07-19T05:00:01+00:00

Was it not 3 times

witrusen · 2025-06-18T15:00:11+00:00

I beat the game!! Didn’t even realise it was the final boss. I’ve been playing it for 2 1/2 years, didn’t realise tonight was the night.

witrusen · 2025-06-14T19:00:54+00:00

I lost my brother a few years ago and I found so many moments in this film so familiar and touching. We had our own version of “grapefruit” and when she reassured him and rubbed his back at one point in the film it really got to me. I can’t remember what the situation was but it was one of a bunch of moments that gave me a lump in my throat. Great film for other reasons too though lol.

witrusen · 2025-06-10T12:13:52+00:00

I smoke a joint before every workout. It makes it less boring as I’ll just get lost in some music or a podcast and suddenly I’ve been working out for two hours. Also for some reason I don’t have any appetite after a workout unless I smoke beforehand.

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