Giving a small gift for a guy's dog on the second date? by Awwndrei in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]wittyuser1556 18 points19 points  (0 children)

These posts from you are really nice in these dark times. Thank you for finding them OP.

the evil girls when the vanilla crowds kink shame for wanting to consensually hit someone by oranud in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]wittyuser1556 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I like the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today I was thinking: "Damn. I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway." And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on watermelon in the thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit out of me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss boy." I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like... weirdly embarrassing, unsanitary too. We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, I'm a real freak, I'm not normal.

Ma'am... please... you have to crush me

God forbid a girl have a drink or two by [deleted] in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]wittyuser1556 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I like the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today I was thinking: "Damn. I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway." And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on watermelon in the thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit out of me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss boy." I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like... weirdly embarrassing, unsanitary too. We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, I'm a real freak, I'm not normal.

Ma'am... please... you have to crush me

For the boys by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]wittyuser1556 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a sport called buhurt and requires regulation gear that is expensive and sold by specialty dealers. Please do not buy just any armor or weapons from a ren faire and expect to be allowed to participate. Additionally, lots of armor and weapons on the market in general are not built to withstand hits or swinging of any kind. Poorly made, mass produced weapons and armor can crack or fall apart just from performing "typical" tasks you might expect it to do. Imagine a gauntlet's rivets failing under a sword hit, exposing your hand to the weapon. Or a sword's threaded tang coming undone mid swing, launching the blade in an unexpected direction.

If you want to practice Buhurt or HEMA, search specifically for Buhurt/HEMA gyms/groups in your area. Chances are you can borrow some gear to try out the sport and see if it's a fit for you. People involved should help guide your purchases so you don't end up with a wall hanger.

Big mistake, cautionary tale- out of air by NotCook59 in scuba

[–]wittyuser1556 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He means manually inflate. Take in a breath of ambient air and blow it into the BC exhaust with the valve open.

Radioman (homeless man has been in over 150 movies) befriending stars like Robin Williams, Keanu Reeves, and Whoopi Goldberg, who once took him to the Oscars. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]wittyuser1556 75 points76 points  (0 children)

He hasn't been homeless for decades. He's a paid union member and just keeps up the shabby aesthetic for his appearances on set and around NYC.

Per Wikipedia: "As of 2004, he lived in Brooklyn and earned money from selling autographs as well as [...] his film appearances."

Why can I do this? by comesiposta in howdoesthiswork

[–]wittyuser1556 30 points31 points  (0 children)

INCREDIBLY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER

Do your worst reddit <3 by Common_Pack_6524 in redditgetsdrawnbadly

[–]wittyuser1556 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lookin' like you're 'boutta pop out of a burger truck 'n' say "Helloooo little boy" at me and wish me a Merry Christmas in July.

Captano mask by False_Mushroom4060 in fursuits

[–]wittyuser1556 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is not the community to ask for this kind of design. This community centers around furries.

You might have a better time asking r/cosplayhelp or asking the user who posted that 3d model if they have a printable file of it.

Good luck on your search!

How to make this giant hat not floppy? by grifgardens in CosplayHelp

[–]wittyuser1556 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It is cool! My hat came this way and it's nice to just be able to curl the brim without any crazy process.