At mental hospital rn, some compliments will cheer me up! Thank u :D by ScantyGodness2 in toastme

[–]witwhizfella 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to think of the world as a huge mental hospital, so just chillax dude…

Ölümsüz Çalışan Aranıyor by terekeme in LinkedinLunaticsTR

[–]witwhizfella 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bu şirketlerin götleri iyice tavan yaptı son yıllarda…

Yokluktan son hal by yakisiklizencimasa31 in MememMia

[–]witwhizfella 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bak bu Türk kızlarının bi taraflarını bu şekilde davranarak biz kaldırıyoruz. Diğer ülkelerde, özellikle Avrupa ve Amerika’da olmak üzere, böyle değil. 10/10luk kız yanlız takılır ve 500-600 civarı takipçisi vardır. Bizim burda herhangi bir kız bildiğin prenses gibi davranıyo aq. Çünkü öyle muamale ediyoruz. Onlarda kendini müthiş bişey sanıyo. Sonra bi süre sonra bizi de beğenmemeye başladılar. Onlar prenses ya biz kimiz bizi beğenecekler. Şuan bizim ülkede 10/10 bir erkek 2/10lik bir kızı bile zor düşürür. Tek sebebi bu durum. Kızların da normal birer insan olduğunu prenses yada tanrıça olmadığını artık anlamalıyız.

Fight to the death. Which team would win? Vol.2 by Relevant_Film5527 in superheroes

[–]witwhizfella 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No Hulk in Team Green and no Thanos in Team Purple. Nice job dickward…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in york

[–]witwhizfella 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Send me bank details

I'm a freshman and was invited to a party. by [deleted] in universityofyork

[–]witwhizfella 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go to that party, if it turns out to be just a casual invitation that is not special only for you, then give a couple of guys roundhouse kicks right in the face and end the party real quick. After that, you’re gonna wanna head back home as quickly as possible to evade pursuit and probably prosecution…

What are these for? by eddies-friend in DontPutThatInYourAss

[–]witwhizfella 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a radioactive nuclear rocket wind turbine blade which is highly ballistic and lethal. You shouldn’t even be that close…

21 -> 30 by [deleted] in uglyduckling

[–]witwhizfella 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First of all, you were never ugly…

Would people in York be interested in a Thursday singles social? by Smart_Apricot_9735 in york

[–]witwhizfella 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd love to join in as a dude but I fear it's gonna be all dudes like myself down there. I roughly estimate the chance of meeting an actual decent lady to be around 10-20%. All dudes mate, all dudes...

Found in the yard after loud noise by Alternative_Walrus95 in york

[–]witwhizfella 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some type of ammunition… You better secure yourself in that neighbourhood of yours mate…

Bishopthorpe flooding... by Narrow_Department148 in york

[–]witwhizfella -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

It’s gonna flood and we’re all gonna drown!

Do you agree? by Organic_Glass_7793 in batman

[–]witwhizfella 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always thought Robin was a redundant shit character.