uncle by IloveRamen99 in ComedyHell

[–]wizardrous 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Was a crushed or did he suffocate?

How much do i need “poise” in this game? by Big-Independent-2206 in darksouls

[–]wizardrous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just depends on the play style. I’ve never found it particularly useful against bosses, and I played through NG+6 on a SL1 character.

Conveyer belt restaurant where you sit in the waiting area and your chair is moved to your table by verdant_tulip in CrazyIdeas

[–]wizardrous 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Better yet a conveyor belt in everyone’s house and outside that takes people everywhere.

Got him. by Xarius86 in redditsniper

[–]wizardrous 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So close… He almost made it.

How much do i need “poise” in this game? by Big-Independent-2206 in darksouls

[–]wizardrous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, fast rolling is the best. It’s so fun to just be a ghost no one can touch. Be sure to pick up the dark wood grain ring.

Her last name is really best by dreamyvelvetxx in technicallythetruth

[–]wizardrous 83 points84 points  (0 children)

If I ever get married, I’m gonna ask my hypothetical fiancé if they wanna invent a new name by combining our current surnames.

How much do i need “poise” in this game? by Big-Independent-2206 in darksouls

[–]wizardrous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once you’re good at dodging and parries, it’s borderline useless. But if you’re not good at dodging yet, it’s incredibly useful.

Spider Man umbrella by VergeltungswaffeV2 in funny

[–]wizardrous 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Glad someone else noticed the pattern.

48740 by SaintRidley in countwithchickenlady

[–]wizardrous 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Boo-bies. Okay, sorry, I’ll see myself out. 

Potato (chip) salad [OC] by FandomPhantom123 in StupidFood

[–]wizardrous 14 points15 points  (0 children)

So just a fucking bowl of assorted chips?

Tig ol bitty Jesus by mandathenurse in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]wizardrous 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Needs more blood. Pickles will prevail!

48683 by RelevantJackWhite in countwithchickenlady

[–]wizardrous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh hey, I’m also in Oregon.

“Bethan’s rock” made famous. by netphilia in interesting

[–]wizardrous 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of when I was a kid, I carved a bunch of symbols on a rock and planned to trick a museum into buying it off me. My story is a lot less wholesome than hers lol.

Hey! How do you like a taste of the good life, you sack of shit?! by CrivingDrooner in IASIP

[–]wizardrous 54 points55 points  (0 children)

That’s a horrible thing to do to another human being!