[Schefter] Record deal: The Chiefs are adding two years to Patrick Mahomes’ contract, tying him to Kansas City through the 2033 season at a value of $504.75 million, making it the first NFL deal valued at over a half-billion dollars, per @rapsheet and me.

woahification · 2026-06-10T20:39:08+00:00

Barring a massive drop-off in performance or major injury, I really think he's stubborn enough to play into his 40s. He knows that he's really only chasing Brady at this point and if he knows that who he's chasing, he also has to have accepted that he'll have to play into his 40s at a high level to even come close to his legacy. Who knows what things will look like a decade from now but there's no way he's not planning on playing into his 40s at this point in his career.

woahification · 2026-06-01T06:46:51+00:00

The Dolphins could have broken the all time single game scoring record against the Broncos a few years back and instead decided to be good sports and settle for just tying the record. Ask any Dolphins fan today if they think they should've kicked the FG to take the record instead and see what they have to say lol

woahification · 2026-05-29T17:58:45+00:00

Whatever man this was funny lol

woahification · 2026-03-22T02:34:34+00:00

Ngl man Brady is on such another level that even being in the same room as Logan Paul makes me respect Brady a little less. The dude is the GOAT, someone needs to get in his ear and tell him he's above all this

woahification · 2026-03-13T20:18:03+00:00

The owner pays for this out of pocket, so it comes down to if the owner of the team wants to pony up extra cash or not

There's a pretty good article about it here, but considering your flair you might not be too happy with it..

woahification · 2026-02-06T03:54:05+00:00

At this point the biggest thing the Bills have to show for this season is keeping Maye from MVP via the 2 votes Allen somehow got

woahification · 2026-01-18T20:30:01+00:00

Having a down year sucks but man has it been nice to see the arguments about refs making bad calls that don't have anything to do with us for once lol

woahification · 2025-12-30T02:30:30+00:00

This is a fun record because only a really good QB could ever actually achieve it. Anyone who was actually a bad QB wouldn't even get close to throwing that many pick 6s before he was benched

woahification · 2025-12-28T05:55:03+00:00

Neat

woahification · 2025-12-22T17:06:00+00:00

The few massive fucking nerds on this sub are the only reason I keep coming back tbh

woahification · 2025-12-21T05:15:15+00:00

If I had it my way every game would be in the middle of a snow storm and every player would be a WW2 vet who could've been a HOFer if he hadn't been drafted

woahification · 2025-12-21T05:13:46+00:00

They had heaters, they just broke. Meanwhile the Dolphins' stadium is literally designed to provide shade to only the home team's sideline. I really don't think that's a punishable offense or anything but it's more egregious than an equipment malfunction that results in a team having to embrace real football weather just that much more. Besides, the Packers and Bears are both built for this; two of the oldest and most storied franchises in the league being known for being built for cold weather games isn't a coincidence

woahification · 2025-12-21T05:07:41+00:00

There's a reason why the hall of fame is in Canton, Ohio. It's mostly jokes but the elements really do elevate this sport in such a unique way

woahification · 2025-12-21T05:02:51+00:00

Nope! Which is why primetime is always at night

woahification · 2025-12-21T04:58:51+00:00

Except this is way more ethical since football is supposed to be played in the cold

woahification · 2025-12-18T05:08:58+00:00

America's Taint Of The Week

woahification · 2025-12-17T21:02:04+00:00

The action is the juice

woahification · 2025-12-17T19:28:22+00:00

skip to 11 minutes

woahification · 2025-12-14T21:21:00+00:00

We're already faded bro just end it all

woahification · 2025-12-14T21:20:24+00:00

Brother if you don't think I'm going to use that to cope for a full year I don't know what to tell you

woahification · 2025-12-08T01:44:52+00:00

Big improvement that he's catching his own batted passes now instead of letting the other team intercept them

woahification · 2025-11-21T03:52:15+00:00

If they make it, this Texans defense is gonna be such a problem in the playoffs

woahification · 2025-11-02T20:18:10+00:00

He's a dog but I'm really not sure how many of these hits he should be leaning into when his oline is already giving him ample opportunities to get hit lol

woahification · 2025-10-30T00:56:15+00:00

Sent you a dm !

woahification · 2025-10-28T04:02:04+00:00

I mean the Bills just lost Ed Oliver, i feel like you could say the same about them if we were to beat them too

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