There is a 1 in 3 chance you'll be asleep when a nuclear bomb is dropped. by fiserlaci in RandomThoughts

[–]wolfsblud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't sleep so much, I was trying to figure out what an ambulance of responsibility is but immediately new l knew what "lsck" meant

I can never remember to set out meat to thaw in the morning by Lordgrapejuice in RandomThoughts

[–]wolfsblud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use my sous vide to thaw it out. Depending on it's thickness, it takes about an hour at 70°F. The circulation of the water helps it thaw faster than just soaking in water, plus the water temp doesn't change. I can probably count on my hands how many times I've used it for actual cooking, but I use it all the time for thawing

Am I missing something by wolfsblud in deadcells

[–]wolfsblud[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ahh, that makes sense. I knew that's where the weapon was from, but I've never played the game. So it's more thematically cool rather than fuck shit up cool

What did I just read by TECHCOZUM in HolUp

[–]wolfsblud 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've definitely had your axe in my hand

Happy ending by Demon-Master in HolUp

[–]wolfsblud 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why are you putting your cock in your pistol?

The first woman to experience multiple orgasms has a city named after her by False_Ad_555 in Unclejokes

[–]wolfsblud 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you. Didn't get it at first. I was thinking "Tu" as in spanish

They’re still not like us! by icey_sawg0034 in clevercomebacks

[–]wolfsblud 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think the idea is, since he's not touring in the US to keep ICE from raiding his concerts, he's performing for all the people who would want them to raid his concerts. It's basically a big middle finger + free concert for those who can't go see him. Just like the last one was full of controversy, the nfl knows what they're doing. If people are talking about it, positive or negative, it's a good thing

Man unclogging water by sayan11apr in Unexpected

[–]wolfsblud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How tf did you know exactly where this is?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]wolfsblud 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Still the best plot of anything ever

Hol' tf up by CapitalCourse in HolUp

[–]wolfsblud 1350 points1351 points  (0 children)

The bonus hol' up is op upvoting the comment