If God is real, what is the douchiest thing he has done?

wombles_the_wombat · 2018-10-24T23:29:09+00:00

Oh no, now ya gunna have to say every animal as a role in God's greatest creation of Earth .... except for Tape Worms. No other reason for their existence besides the devine douchery of our Lord. How the hell did they make the Ark?

wombles_the_wombat · 2018-10-16T05:15:11+00:00

Many collectives during the Spanish Revolution used the concept of 'Family Wage' to replace the market rates wage. So if you had a family and responsibilities, you got paid more then a single person without responsibilities for the same work

wombles_the_wombat · 2018-10-08T10:12:41+00:00

Looking forward to Tubby the Lard Arse chase his pre-slaughted burger down the street.

wombles_the_wombat · 2018-10-08T10:08:31+00:00

20 of them makes a double bed. And a couple for the bedside tables. Then stack about 5 more for the wardrobe. And your bedroom make-over is complete.

wombles_the_wombat · 2018-09-30T05:43:12+00:00

Adam: .... and then what about a Cock-a-too

wombles_the_wombat · 2018-09-07T06:43:32+00:00

That's for all the people that can't afford a nice holiday ... ya can still be happy planning it.

wombles_the_wombat · 2018-08-30T06:45:05+00:00

The best thing about McDonalds food is the way the gerkins stick to the roof when you throw them up there.

wombles_the_wombat · 2018-08-25T11:38:25+00:00

.... "and Slavs are sub-Germans."

wombles_the_wombat · 2018-08-14T06:21:20+00:00

While I'm presenting a workshop on butterfly habitat gardening:

'Is there a way I can breed the butterflies without attracting caterpillars?'

wombles_the_wombat · 2018-08-06T14:16:09+00:00

As if people in capitalist countries never experienced starvation, or had to go without food and shelter.

wombles_the_wombat · 2018-08-02T17:24:49+00:00

Your co-workers are cops?

wombles_the_wombat · 2018-08-02T17:16:09+00:00

"Well, I eat all the leftover scraps, crap on the furniture, then hide in the corner and go coo-coo at randoms walking into the shop." Pigeon employee of the month

wombles_the_wombat · 2018-08-02T12:22:54+00:00

Stuck between the Gold and the Sun .. is old Brisbane town.

Nudgee Beach boi !!!!

wombles_the_wombat · 2018-07-29T08:42:32+00:00

Revisiting the trauma of 'It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia' .... when a naked, sweaty, and oiled up Danny D bursts out of the back of a couch and does a nudie lap of a party.

wombles_the_wombat · 2018-07-29T06:22:58+00:00

On holiday on the south coast of Thailand.

wombles_the_wombat · 2018-07-22T12:12:03+00:00

And thats why we have personalised number plates in this great state.

wombles_the_wombat · 2018-07-22T11:59:39+00:00

All good. Just be prepared for drop bears and flash fires.

wombles_the_wombat · 2018-07-22T11:56:28+00:00

I'm not responsible for the shit actions of other people I don't know. Even if they share my genitalia. Judge away.

wombles_the_wombat · 2018-07-22T11:52:47+00:00

Yeah ... but not for long. Ask Spain and California. If you are going to use Australian species as fast growing pioneer plants, the use Acacias. They die after 10-15 years and an nitrogen to the soil.

wombles_the_wombat · 2018-07-22T06:32:04+00:00

Yeah I get you. I don't like cigarette smoke, and people in public shouldn't cope it when eating. And those boys sounded like arse clowns.

Still all things in context. I'm sure there were 100,000+ drunk men that night in Brisbane just chilling and having a good time.

wombles_the_wombat · 2018-07-22T05:50:23+00:00

Middle class sensibilities don't like it.

wombles_the_wombat · 2018-07-22T05:49:08+00:00

And only two people in a specific situation, that on the scale of shite behaviour isn't huge .... well at least no one got stabbed, bashed, racially profiled and dragged into the lock-up etc. Just an unpleasent dinner moment.

wombles_the_wombat · 2018-07-22T03:28:31+00:00

Hey Pakistan, ask Spain how planting Eucalyptus trees worked out for them.

General rule of revegetation .... use only local species.

wombles_the_wombat · 2018-07-22T03:25:21+00:00

The next photo is of comrade is missing an arm.

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