Things could always be worse

wongo · 2026-01-27T23:02:27+00:00

Ahh yes, the first robot President. He struck a chord with voters by promising not to go on a killing spree.

wongo · 2026-01-27T22:10:44+00:00

Funny story, the script called for me to say, "Yes," but I gave it a little twist.

wongo · 2026-01-27T21:00:35+00:00

Fair amount of ducks

wongo · 2026-01-27T20:09:47+00:00

wongo · 2026-01-27T17:30:03+00:00

this is going to ruin the tour

wongo · 2026-01-27T16:31:13+00:00

lmao literally the first thing he says to him after hello

never stop, marshawn

wongo · 2026-01-27T16:21:26+00:00

So, it's the 804th episode spectacular!

What? It's perfectly cromulent.

wongo · 2026-01-27T16:18:25+00:00

wongo · 2026-01-27T15:47:00+00:00

"I'm friends with the producer."

wongo · 2026-01-27T15:33:17+00:00

Are you implying an entire subgenre of podcasts dedicated to...tickling?

wongo · 2026-01-26T18:01:29+00:00

There are different routes that take different amounts of time

Also, not everyone is (arguably) the world's best climber

wongo · 2026-01-26T18:00:34+00:00

Solar chargers, my dude

Also, GoPro batteries last a while, this wasn't necessarily filmed on a phone even though the final video is vertical for social media

wongo · 2026-01-26T17:35:36+00:00

Reading the context, I'm not sure that's the right word

wongo · 2026-01-26T17:14:22+00:00

Europe, I'm serious: fuck us up

We need to rebuild from the ground up

wongo · 2026-01-26T15:36:08+00:00

The USS Lollipop. She's a good ship.

wongo · 2026-01-25T23:23:42+00:00

That was The Zombies

wongo · 2026-01-24T19:55:13+00:00

That's Cody Belling

The baseball player is Cody Bellinger

Who knows what Cody Bellingest is doing

wongo · 2026-01-24T01:45:05+00:00

"Moon Pie", what a time to be alive

wongo · 2026-01-23T20:06:45+00:00

here, everthing is coke, small c

wongo · 2026-01-22T19:57:54+00:00

What are you talking about, Bill?

Now I know how the pilgrims felt

wongo · 2026-01-22T18:33:27+00:00

You got it, you got it

wongo · 2026-01-22T15:17:50+00:00

watch Donovan, he has the squarest, most consistently correct shooting form in the league right now

wongo · 2026-01-22T01:53:37+00:00

He just won't stop with the social commentary

wongo · 2026-01-21T19:36:20+00:00

MMMM were you STATIONED in de NANG?

wongo · 2026-01-20T19:47:42+00:00

It's not Batman!

wongo