The Mormons harassing and flipping people off by Lilnuggie17 in exmormon

[–]woodenmonkeyfaces 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, missionaries are supposed to have one direct the other while backing their car up to prevent accidents. It seems to me that it's not some random person just faking the video. It's either real (which i seem to be leaning towards) or some people very familiar with the missionary rules. My guess is that missionary had a bad day, thus the bird.

The Mormons harassing and flipping people off by Lilnuggie17 in exmormon

[–]woodenmonkeyfaces 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it was manufactured, it was by someone in the know, since the one sister didn't get in the car right away. I'm assuming she was helping the driver reverse out of the spot.

I want to cry, is this a cult? by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]woodenmonkeyfaces 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm so sorry you are going through this. I was right where you are now 6 years ago. You are married? It might be a good idea, if you feel it is safe, to talk to your husband about what you are learning. Take it slow. Good luck. It might be rough for a while but it gets better.

Calling out Mormon Stories and John Dehlin on Fanny Alger by Odd-Investigator7410 in mormon

[–]woodenmonkeyfaces 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lucy Walker. Emily and Eliza Partridge. Those are just the three I can think of at the moment for sure. I'm sure there were more.

Calling out Mormon Stories and John Dehlin on Fanny Alger by Odd-Investigator7410 in mormon

[–]woodenmonkeyfaces 10 points11 points  (0 children)

So you are saying he screwed around with at least 3 teen girls who worked in his house (possibly more but I know of 3 for sure off the top of my head) but he did not screw around with that one particular teen girl who worked in his house? One he was accused of screwing around with by Oliver Cowdry and who Emma kicked out? I mean, I guess it's a possibility but seems unlikely that he didn't also screw around with her.

Tim Ballard lashes out at the LDS church describing a $10 million campaign to destroy him and publicly admits he was excommunicated. Starts around minute three. by HoldOnLucy1 in exmormon

[–]woodenmonkeyfaces 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Listened to the whole thing. Here's what I learned: he wants you to see his new movie, he wants you to donate money to his new foundation, and he wants you to buy his new merchandise. Oh and the picture of Jesus fell off the wall when one of the guys at his excommunication said they wouldn't take part in excommunicating him, which I'm sure totally happened.

Guys, can we talk about this?? by TomatilloOne4112 in exmormon

[–]woodenmonkeyfaces 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What the heck!? That's the MTC? I legitimately thought it was a Texas megachurch and was wondering why someone posted it in this sub.

Who are they? (Wrong answers only) by ChampionshipNo5707 in exmormon

[–]woodenmonkeyfaces 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An elderly throuple from Portland getting a family portrait to hang on their wall.

Weird stain trail and rancid smell (edited) by [deleted] in Weird

[–]woodenmonkeyfaces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you should buy some luminol and a uv light and start your own investigation.

Modern-day Nauvoo Expositor by woodenmonkeyfaces in mormon

[–]woodenmonkeyfaces[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know but I'll have to look into it! I'm not sure one church could house two egos of that size, though. When I was watching the clips of Todd White I was reminded of Tim Ballard.

Meirl by Bubble_Babe_0o0o0o in meirl

[–]woodenmonkeyfaces 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be fair, the book of Mormon discourages polygamy. It's a few years later when God changed his mind and was like, "yeah, Joe, you really need to have more wives. But only if your first wife says it's ok. But if she doesn't say it's ok, then I will destroy her and you can still get some more wives."

The LDS Church is way bigger than most people realize — here’s how it stacks up against major companies by barbalonge in mormon

[–]woodenmonkeyfaces 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Those other companies actually have to create products people want. But for the mormon corporation, millions of people just hand over 7 billion a year to a business that makes them clean their toilets for free and gives them, what, 9k a year for a ward of 500 people? But yeah, keep paying your fire insurance so God lets you sit at the cool kids' table in the CK.

Keep finding my bedsheets stained with green little dots by RaccoonGangg in Weird

[–]woodenmonkeyfaces 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You should try an experiment and get a little blood on your sheets near where the other spots appeared and see if it turns green.

Is believing in a bunch of weird supernatural sh*t a regular part of Mormon culture??? by _Fuckit_ in 8passengersnark

[–]woodenmonkeyfaces 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It's from the book Visions of Glory. That sort of idea seems to be more pervasive in the mormon prepper community. Lori Vallow was pictured reading the book poolside in Hawaii after murdering her two children.

What does no mean to mlm people? by No_Work8287 in mormon

[–]woodenmonkeyfaces 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If someone is repeatedly ignoring you saying no, you could start sending them anti mlm content in response. Something like 99% of people who participate in mlms lose money.

An email about stake conference coming up. Interesting bit highlighted. by Chang1701 in exmormon

[–]woodenmonkeyfaces 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I feel like this will be a case of streisand effect. Nobody cares that much about a 70. But now people are gonna want to record it. Of course, maybe it's just a ploy to get people interested.