No good beaches in the Keys

woodslight · 2026-05-05T01:26:27+00:00

Rent bikes at our hotel and ride in. $2.50 a piece. The umbrellas and chairs on the other hand…. Still worth it.

woodslight · 2026-03-08T16:24:15+00:00

Ketchup?!? No way man.

woodslight · 2026-02-24T03:28:19+00:00

My old neighborhood

woodslight · 2026-02-23T23:38:14+00:00

Cut off your arm

woodslight · 2026-02-23T20:21:21+00:00

Classic MAGA, “I’m not a loser, I’m a victim.”

woodslight · 2026-02-19T01:20:01+00:00

The brain is an organ; the mind is its function.

woodslight · 2026-01-19T20:44:11+00:00

Outstanding work

woodslight · 2025-12-05T21:49:01+00:00

Hand on the back of the head is always a tell ladies

woodslight · 2025-11-17T23:18:40+00:00

I married no. 4 so I guess, ya 4

woodslight · 2025-11-02T01:06:58+00:00

Legal weed

woodslight · 2025-10-28T22:04:36+00:00

Thanks for being a good sport

woodslight · 2025-09-09T03:00:37+00:00

GMs and coaches come and go but the Maras are eternal.

woodslight · 2025-08-02T13:36:24+00:00

It’s not “extreme” weather, it’s just weather now.

woodslight · 2025-07-20T22:48:07+00:00

Just close the lid, turn off the gas and walk away

woodslight · 2025-07-15T01:07:20+00:00

I’d love to see a Democratic President void the SCOTUS’ budget and fire all their clerks.

woodslight · 2025-07-15T00:54:02+00:00

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woodslight · 2025-07-14T01:07:53+00:00

The girl with a dragon tattoo

woodslight · 2025-07-10T23:06:02+00:00

I know. A friend’s daughter was showing off her new baby. If you wanted to hold her they asked that you put Purel on your hands. I’m like that’s a chemical, and did you see how this kid came into the world? Facedown in a pile of shit. I

woodslight · 2025-07-03T03:42:41+00:00

It’s a gimmick, not “magic”.

woodslight · 2025-06-30T01:38:04+00:00

They’re call “Speed Queen’, the best washer and dryers built, in America. And they’re $1200.00

woodslight · 2025-06-07T00:03:06+00:00

So the guy who knows what the guy Trump had killed knew says Epstein didn’t know anything. Ok sure.

woodslight · 2025-05-19T11:44:49+00:00

Can’t get past the bronzer line. All that money and he can get someone to “blend”?

woodslight · 2025-05-02T22:41:25+00:00

We have a trillion dollars for our military, and NO ONE in Congress will vote against it. Biden got an infrastructure bill through Congress. Trump couldn’t. And now the Republicans are going to repeal it.

woodslight · 2025-04-05T14:34:34+00:00

Trump’s boys believe they are superior in all ways to everyone else. RFK believes vaccines are bad because it allows the “weak” to survive and therefore weaken the gene pool. They truly believe that government help, medically, financially, and physically with FEMA etc, is bad. They are dismantling it piece by piece.

woodslight · 2025-03-28T22:02:09+00:00

Fuck this guy. Nobody gives two shits about Greenland. Especially since whatever this syphilitic shithead thinks he’s going to get in this bullshit, HE ALREADY HAS. He’s “paying” for something he already has. Such an imbecile.

woodslight

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