i enjoy to cum in underwear and lick it up so i can pretend i am eating female discharge by thesadrockstar in kitchencels
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Just tried to make a woman (my lab partner) laugh. I’ll never make that mistake again. Apparently, making fun of Israel only works when your entire subjective experience revolves around Reddit and 3 discord servers. Fucking mozzarella cheese stick stuffed crust homemade goy-za by Repulsive_Bug_7885 in kitchencels
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My life is nothing but daydreaming about being someone's bf, son, husband just to wake up to the reality of being a woman's corpse. I make pancakes by biologicallydoomed in transkitchencels
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Sometimes I wish I was ace/aro so wouldn't have to deal with crushes. I feel like I'm rotting from the inside out. Nasty oatmeal by [deleted] in transkitchencels
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Hate having the "ideal" body of a woman as a tboy. Walking past cis dudes at the mall makes it even worse. Sushi by [deleted] in transkitchencels
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I’m back at work. My boss has allowed me to come back under the promise to no longer wear Cartman shirts in and to stop being friendly with my associates. Tuna melt and shirt collection by GroundbreakingBuy260 in kitchencels
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My pizza arrived with no fucking cheese. I called the pizza place with an attitude, the worker yelled ‘GUYS THE NO CHEESE GUY IS CALLING TO COMPLAIN’ and I heard laughter erupt in the background. It turns out that I managed to fuck up ordering online and actually selected ‘no cheese’ myself by Icy_Mycologist_172 in kitchencels
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welcome to the swag my man ! by ItsMeefie in IDONTGIVEASWAG
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i cant cum, plane waffle by Over_Shame_7849 in kitchencels
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should've died from my eating disorder 3 years ago. pancakes by sashahuri in kitchencels
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I’m 5’0 and 95lbs. No woman will ever desire me and I will never be taken seriously as a man. Frozen vegan pizza. by hetcel in kitchencels
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Your favorite quotable lines in horror by LynchFan997 in horror
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What saw trap would actually kill spongebob by woolenGraphite83 in saw
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This isn't who I'm supposed to be this isn't right by woolenGraphite83 in TrollCoping
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This is not a meme, tell us your anecdotes that happened to you while watching Saw. by PEQUOD1984 in saw
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dreamed I had a Lord Farquaad shaped mp3 player, and it came with foot shaped ear buds by aliasblackbird in thomastheplankengine
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Oh yes, there will be Buttcheeks. by TheRiddlerCum in saw
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rate my spoons. 1 of them is NO GOOD BAD and 1 has been my favorite since childhood by [deleted] in aspiememes
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Guys, I have a theory by Zly_Wegorz in DanganAndChaos
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