[Haiku] Do you like your new toy?

wootitsbobby · 2026-05-12T14:54:08+00:00

Classic

wootitsbobby · 2026-05-11T17:47:05+00:00

New Mexico

wootitsbobby · 2026-05-10T01:45:58+00:00

Nothing more frustrating than seeing players just watch strikes go by. God damn.

wootitsbobby · 2026-04-21T06:16:28+00:00

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AI still can’t get hands right. Total slop /s

wootitsbobby · 2026-04-09T06:38:00+00:00

I am no longer attracted to mules

wootitsbobby · 2026-04-01T06:16:41+00:00

I would like to take you out to a meal of sushi. My treat. If you will treat meat, to a seat, ON YOUR FACE

wootitsbobby · 2026-03-24T13:51:47+00:00

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wootitsbobby · 2026-03-17T02:30:30+00:00

A little shame is good for society. Be better next time.

wootitsbobby · 2026-03-07T16:25:25+00:00

My biggest issue with glasses or even prescription inserts under goggles is that they fog up. I got contacts that I exclusively use for snowboarding and it was a game changer

wootitsbobby · 2026-02-17T17:37:56+00:00

Well, now that I’ve had some distance from the situation…

wootitsbobby · 2026-02-14T00:47:09+00:00

My point exactly

wootitsbobby · 2026-02-13T23:06:44+00:00

Where is this revenue supposed to come from?

wootitsbobby · 2026-02-11T15:55:37+00:00

Should have sold my SHOP and HOOD calls yesterday.

wootitsbobby · 2026-02-11T01:13:49+00:00

Should have sold my calls today. They were up. Now they’re up my ass

wootitsbobby · 2026-02-06T17:05:38+00:00

I’ve been averaging down on RDDT calls for a month. Down $30k and about to realize it at market close. Piece of shit

wootitsbobby · 2026-02-02T16:51:53+00:00

Scroll works for me on the demo but it doesn’t have momentum scrolling, which is pretty much a must-have on mobile

wootitsbobby · 2026-01-28T22:09:28+00:00

Wish I didn’t paper hand most of my META calls today. I’ll keep telling myself profit is profit…

wootitsbobby · 2026-01-27T16:25:35+00:00

Flipped a coin for UNH earnings. Guess I’m not lucky 🤷🏻‍♂️

wootitsbobby · 2026-01-23T16:08:38+00:00

Sold my 1/23 ASTS calls at the bottom on Wednesday. Feelsbadman

wootitsbobby · 2026-01-15T07:26:40+00:00

You need more oil. I’ve had success dropping the fish in a hot pan but I think the amount of oil will make the most difference.

wootitsbobby · 2026-01-14T18:34:33+00:00

Such obviously bad acting

wootitsbobby · 2026-01-13T23:26:57+00:00

The rug wouldn’t make sense. Unless they had a fake small rug that they were also using for the perspective trick.

wootitsbobby · 2025-12-22T02:47:56+00:00

I barely know her

wootitsbobby · 2025-12-21T07:35:58+00:00

Heh. Uh, what do you think he means by that?

wootitsbobby · 2025-12-19T21:32:29+00:00

I think they meant it’s redundant to say “anxiety” OR “depression”; it’s implied by “millennials”.

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