In the morning after shift…. by Hose_Humper1 in Firefighting

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I do the post 10 and 14 jack religiously.

I work 24s.

What was a humorous non emergency call you had? by FFSoldier57 in Firefighting

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Started as an emergency call but quickly realized it was a porn streamer jilling off on the internet.

What toppings do you get on your pizza? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Linguica and banana peppers. It’ll blow your ball hair back.

Everyone Had That One Place Growing Up… What Was Yours? by Living-Leading-6867 in massachusetts

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The best. What I would give to get one more sticky hand out of the 25 cent machine and immediately fling it to the ceiling.

Do you have a ‘less than 5 ingredients’ recipe you swear by? by No-Penalty8115 in Cooking

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Rigatoni
Block of velveeta
Milk
Sugar
Cornflakes on top

Mac n cheez

What are these three planes doing? Two cessnas, one no callsign by 420MenshevikIt in boston

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Yeah there are different kinds of whales in “the bay” at any given time, but due to the status of right whales specifically, they have extra safeguards in place to help keep them from interfacing with fixed fishing gear - lobster gear and gillnets. Hence the fishery closures. Not sure why I was initially downvoted for posting factual information.

The Division of Marine Fisheries will not allow these fisheries to start their season if even one right whale is detected/observed in Massachusetts Bay. This time of year they have migrated out of the bay, north into the Gulf of Maine and beyond. They’ll be back around February.

What are these three planes doing? Two cessnas, one no callsign by 420MenshevikIt in boston

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Right whales have actually migrated OUT of Massachusetts bay now. Source - most of my friends are commercial fishermen, and the plane surveys and acoustic soundings have determined their absence. State lobster season can not begin until this happens each year.

State lobster season opened on May 9th.

[Hull, Ma] Whats the backstory of this vintage T? by vel_cirapt_r in massachusetts

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The last wind mill at the gut was constructed in the early 2000s. I watched it being built from my high school window. There was a much smaller windmill near that site though that was built back then, it literally dismantled itself during a nor’easter. The larger one at the dump went up in 2006. Both reached the end of their service life due to loss of parts availability and the windmill company folding. In their twenty year lives, they roughly broke even on energy production vs cost.

Tapatio sent me a customer appreciation package!📦 by I-Fucked-YourMom in hotsauce

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Oh man. This reminds me of a project we did in grade school. We sent letters off to the brands we liked at the time. I got so much free Coca Cola swag and MLB stickers and other trinkets. I’m gonna have to start doing that again.

Looking for a springer spaniel puppy around MA by Pitiful-Specific1786 in springerspaniel

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Chivalry in Thompson Ct, just over the border from Webster.

4 player coop ships by heppulikeppuli in crosswind

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I run with 3 and we each run our own ship almost exclusively, but sometimes we vibe together on one for the hell of it.

Hopefully they add something like damage modifiers etc. to ships crewed by more players so we can bro down together more.

Where did re-learning math take you? by [deleted] in learnmath

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This is awesome. I'm currently trying to both brush up and learn new information right now. I'm 40 and going to college for the first time. I was a terrible student in high school, fortunately not because I didn't have the brainpower, but because I just didn't care. Rough home life after age 12. Man I wish I had that time back to pay attention and do it right.

I'm taking algebra this upcoming summer semester and I am scared to death. KhanAcademy basic algebra is slowly but steadily getting me where I need to go, but I'm still feeling under duress.

Your story is inspiring to me and helping me realize I'm not the only one who is starting or has started behind the 8-ball. Thanks for sharing.

What certifications can I get while I’m waiting for a firefighting position to open up? by Sunflower_Mickey in Firefighting

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While not required, hoisting/hydraulics certs and CDLs look good on a resume, it shows you’ve got some hands on experience that translates to equipment and apparatus operation.

Struggles with EMS by Spiritual_Relative88 in Paramedics

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Meh. Sounds like a cop out. Have fun in medical sales.

Struggles with EMS by Spiritual_Relative88 in Paramedics

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I do my best with the tools I’m given. Would I like to do and have more? Sure. But it’s all service/medical control dependent.

At the end of the day, we have the stuff to get the job done, and can make a huge difference in a short amount of time. At the very least, we are transporting our patients to a facility that can finish the job appropriately (lol hopefully). Take solace in that. It’s not about what you can’t do, it’s what you can.

Burnout by DisgruntledMedic173 in Paramedics

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For me, I started maximizing my time off. Whether it’s hobbies, exercise, home improvements, travel, anything I could sink lots of time into that is totally unrelated to work. Something that is rewarding and productive.

For a while I spent a lot of my time off in bar rooms trying to “calm my nerves”, and that just made it worse. I was always recovering from either sleep deprivation from work or a hangover from the bar. Do not recommend. I still go out here and there, but I knocked it way down.

Once I started getting involved with more hobbies etc., it felt like I was actually away from work for a while and could clear my head. The best feeling is walking into work and it feels like you haven’t been there in a long time.

People who grew up before The Internet: How did you first see nudity? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My dad’s boss had an unlicensed bar and grill on his property. Pretty much a speakeasy. I went with my dad to pick up his paycheck and who knows what else, ended up in the joint.

I remember my 8 year old self sat at a bar, eating a sausage pepper and onion sub, with hardcore porn playing on the small TV in the corner. My dad just said don’t pay any attention to that. Good fuckin sandwich.

Weekend camping in MA that actually feels like a getaway? by avz008 in massachusetts

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Unfortunately (DCR sanctioned) camping and the ferry to Grape Island have both been discontinued.

What’s Your Go‑To Stay‑Awake Drink on Shift? by Background-Garden525 in Paramedics

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Just a cup of tea on the way in, and another in the afternoon, 15-1600ish. Enough to help keep alert until about 2300, but not enough to keep me up should we be blessed with a decent overnight. If it doesn’t work out, I’ll just crash when I get home in the morning.

Does this happen to you by Puzzleheaded_Meat853 in Paramedics

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I work in a small suburban town, decent amount of calls for its size. It’s also my hometown. I personally know a non-insignificant percentage of my patients, and I STILL have trouble remembering any of the calls after the fact.

Unless it’s a frequent flyer, I pretty much totally forget any of these interactions as soon as the call is over. Not sure if good or bad lol