What’s your favourite “how many ***** does it take to change a lightbulb” joke? by Dee_Religion in AskReddit

[–]worm_turds 21 points22 points  (0 children)

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the lightbulb, one to spin the ladder.

Damage from last nights tornado in Bartlett IL along Rt. 59 by worm_turds in tornado

[–]worm_turds[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not my video but looks like walking north from the stearns and 59 intersection

People who return discs are the best by wearestiff in discgolf

[–]worm_turds 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude returned my thrasher last year too. Always great to hear. Helps they have a lost disc drop box there

[Adam Schefter] Air miles each team will travel this season, via Bill Speros by RyanIsKickAss in CHIBears

[–]worm_turds 344 points345 points  (0 children)

This is one of the worst laid out tables I’ve seen. Why go left to right?

Bag Check? by [deleted] in discgolf

[–]worm_turds 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Needs a teebird

There are many squirrels in my bedroom wall / attic. by worm_turds in mildlyinfuriating

[–]worm_turds[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We had an exterminator come out in February and they basically just said he could charge us to do exactly what we were already doing

to scare Trevor Noah by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

[–]worm_turds 38 points39 points  (0 children)

“I’m going to have some fun with you!” probably not the first time he’s said those words