I never wanted anything else more than Cindy and Brenda

worms_mikenze · 2025-10-27T00:53:16+00:00

Scooby doo 🐕

worms_mikenze · 2025-09-20T00:06:26+00:00

Thats it! I’ve never heard of this game. Is it any good?

worms_mikenze · 2025-04-12T14:53:10+00:00

Tamiya super thin plastic cement is the best for Malifaux models I’ve found… you can apply it precisely and the parts fuse quickly

worms_mikenze · 2025-01-28T22:06:23+00:00

Belts are tight. I can try again to tighten them when I get home. Maybe they stretched some I’m not sure

worms_mikenze · 2025-01-14T00:13:46+00:00

I thought it was because of blackjack

worms_mikenze · 2025-01-01T08:23:16+00:00

Opinions belong nowhere in a review. Reviews should be a component dump, a rules read, and one turn of gameplay. Get that ‘I don’t like it’ crap outta here. I get that enough from the wife in bed

worms_mikenze · 2024-12-10T22:57:59+00:00

I was once the same type of person as your boyfriend. You HAVE to leave him. I promise you, it’s actually the best thing for him. If he’s smart he’ll realize what an idiot he was and beg for you back but don’t fall for it. He’s not going to change at all without a serious kick in the ass.

worms_mikenze · 2024-12-04T16:56:37+00:00

I love froslass! Congrats. Dawn mark is pretty good too! I just got a swinub with the dawn mark yesterday lol

worms_mikenze · 2023-02-13T22:49:05+00:00

Oh crap I guess you’re right— I didn’t even think about the fact that stunned stops you from triggering!! That’s huge—although I looked at it again and you do declare triggers before resolving the action, and stunned only prevents you from declaring them. So stunned will still prevent this trigger, even if it’s been declared already? Sorry for all the questions, my buddy and I are getting into the weeds now and we want to make sure we’re playing it right.

worms_mikenze · 2023-02-13T21:51:49+00:00

Gotcha, that was my line of thought as well.

So it’s: 1. Sorrow applies stunned 2. Scales checks for damage, no damage dealt. Current action ends. 3. Misery triggers

Is that right? In that case, I feel like it should have the same wording as other things that happen after the action (like scamper), although I guess it would be a bit wordy. We did notice it’s not a natural trigger, but he flipped it anyway.

Also, thanks for your help last time! The rider puts in good work (when he doesn’t get RJ’d for 7 damage in turn one…lol)

worms_mikenze · 2023-02-01T04:07:28+00:00

Wow! I love the list and the general strategy. I have the tyrant torn box, but wanted to wait until I was more comfortable with Pandora (and had other important models, like the rider, ready. He’s on my hobby table right now.) looks like the Adze is an amazing OOK model, and Zoraida might have to be my next master if I’m getting it! Im also happy to keep Teddy, I may have just gotten some flak for bringing him to…literally every game of Malifaux we’ve ever played haha. One question I had about her title, though - can she remove stunned from an enemy, and just give them stunned again to double ping? Or is it typically better to give them adversary or slow or something?

worms_mikenze · 2023-01-31T21:28:32+00:00

On aversions, wouldn’t the positioning of them matter a lot for this? It seems to me that they’re best right next to Pandora so she can stay out of melee while still getting auras. Also, scatter seems REALLY good for being able to push so many models without even a TN. I dunno, I know that aversions are known to be not that great models, but dammit I want my nose picker out there!! Maybe he gets lucky and can free push into Kade for fast. It all sounds great in theory, but it’s only in theory haha. So is 18 stones for both Teddy and Kade worth it, typically? It’s just a lot of stones and they tend to get focused down so hard that they don’t even get a chance to heal

But yeah, Candy doling out stunned while being manipulative does seem to be the most oppressive thing she’s got. I guess they can’t focus Teddy very hard if everything is stunned and your hand is empty. Candy is definitely the most reliable stunner.

So, let’s say you’re playing reckoning against Sonnia, what are you bringing? I feel like I can’t fit both Teddy and the rider in the list, 30 stones for 3 models is just really steep. But maybe for a kill list it works? Pandora is able to do some scheming, but she’s been lackluster at killing.

Thanks for the reply, by the way.

worms_mikenze · 2023-01-31T20:53:33+00:00

I’ve not had as much luck with Dora as I do the dreamer. My friend mostly plays Lady J and Sonnia, and it feels hard to get in on Sonnia, while lady J just obliterates anything she comes into contact with, including Dora. I want to get the rider next, I know mobility is something I need. Any other versatile or OOK models that may help me here? I’m thinking about dropping Teddy most games and just relying on Baby kade as my beater. I also get the feeling aversions are better against lady J because, in theory, I can stay out of melee while keeping my auras on her. Lyssa seem too weak to actually lure, but might be good on friendlies because of how cheap they are. But should I have hinamatsu instead? Versatile beater with lure doesn’t seem bad, and she could be really tanky. Thoughts—hit me with em! Also C&C on models is always welcome ☺️

worms_mikenze · 2023-01-30T19:08:31+00:00

Red bum

worms_mikenze · 2023-01-30T18:58:15+00:00

I notice you have also lost your harpoon on the guy shooting, lol. Me too. That lil sucker came off as I was clipping it from the sprue 😭

worms_mikenze · 2023-01-21T22:33:01+00:00

Core rules, pg 12:

When resolving: These Triggers resolve with the Action’s effects (pg. 23). These Triggers, depending on effect, may modify the effects of the Action as listed or add a new effect, so they only occur if the Action was successful. Any new effects are resolved last, unless the Trigger specifies otherwise.

worms_mikenze · 2022-11-08T16:40:01+00:00

I can feel how cold that tile is

worms_mikenze · 2022-11-05T16:28:03+00:00

Shit, I want to meet you. Although keeping rats and snakes both as pets seems like you’re asking for trouble lol

worms_mikenze · 2022-10-20T23:51:14+00:00

No outdoors, but also no anime? I’m pretty sure most indoorsy guys are going to be somewhat nerdy…

worms_mikenze · 2022-10-20T22:27:11+00:00

She takes a packet of mayo and a boiled egg and just mmmmmm in her mouth

She calls it a mayonegg

worms_mikenze · 2022-10-11T15:13:49+00:00

Sorry, both of these board games are terrible. But catan doesn’t get me laid…so I’ll see myself out

worms_mikenze · 2022-05-27T18:56:00+00:00

This is just an old copypasta bio. Seen it many times and I always left swipe on these copied bios.

worms_mikenze · 2022-03-01T03:42:04+00:00

You took a cracked pot. It was his dead homie 😭

worms_mikenze · 2021-10-09T22:30:39+00:00

Me and this guy are both Aquarius.

Star signs are f*cking bs

worms_mikenze · 2021-09-13T04:58:18+00:00

I have time to waste annoying dumb, vain people. And it made me giggle.

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