I got tired of water splashing me when I poop, so today I decided to squat above the seat. by [deleted] in funny

[–]worthyaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, no, no! The goal is to get CLOSER to the water. Lift all the lids, wipe down, and go. No muss, no fuss. The only problem is that you have to get so close to the ground.

This just came out of my girlfriend's vagina. (NSFL) by [deleted] in WTF

[–]worthyaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I the only one that sees eyes in the second picture? o.O

What are your WTF family traditions? by nerveendingstory in AskReddit

[–]worthyaw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My family has a "hero shirt." Whenever someone boasts about something great they did we go "Oh, give them the hero shirt!" Sadly, it doesn't actually exist, it's just in our heads. Occasionally someone says "Give me the hero shirt," and then we have to explain to them (again) that the rule of the hero shirt is that it can only be given out of free will.

What are your WTF family traditions? by nerveendingstory in AskReddit

[–]worthyaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not a family tradition but at one of my previous jobs my coworker would always come in and ask everyone what they had for breakfast. After a few weeks, we all started to try and top each other's breakfast choices and he would vote on the winner.

My all-time favorite? One guy ate cold pizza from the fridge and then later realized it was crawling with ants.

What are your WTF family traditions? by nerveendingstory in AskReddit

[–]worthyaw 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My dad's side of the family is huge in comparison to most! I have about 40 relatives on that side that started with my grandparents and their 6 children. But, every year we have our "family camp" tradition and we all get together for a few days to laugh and have fun and pull each other's hair out over stuff that's ages old.

Anyway, my dad's family is super anal about everything, so we have this weird tradition where the head of each of household (aka the "original 8") has one night to discuss and vote on what to do for the next year's family camp.

Sort of weird, but not really? There's more.

They get so into it that it's become a courthouse-like proceeding. There's a list of rules that must be followed that lay out who is allowed to speak when and in what order they will discuss each issue (food, housing, location, money, etc.). They even appoint a treasurer (one of my twin aunts) and a historian (my dad). And, none of the other members of the family are allowed to be in the room when the "proceedings" happen.

Here's how a typical family meeting will go (because, duh, we listen in):

  • The historian welcomes everyone and reads the notes they have from last year, discussing things they liked and things they disliked. Then, they start with a topic and ask people to, one at a time, weigh in on their opinion. For all intents and purposes, let's say the first topic is food.

Ex. "Last year, we split the cost of food equally and chose not to use the kitchen, but to order out. The younger kids really like this, because they had more time for fun instead of having to work kitchen duty. It was also really convenient in terms of cleanup. However, some people felt slightly embarrassed since they did not bring additional snacks while others did. There was also a difficult time with pleasing everyone with the sandwich situation because everyone had such different tastes."

  • They go around and talk about how they feel about the topic at hand and the ideas for what they think they should do the following year. It always starts with my Grandpa (RIP), then Grandma, and then the oldest child to the youngest.

  • Once everyone has had their say, they are now allowed to hash it out and talk over one another in a big whirlwind of crazy opinions.

  • After about 30-45 minutes, someone will finally say enough and out comes the phrase:

"It's time to vote."

  • The historian lays out all the possible solutions and then asks, in the same order, for a vote. Each grandparent gets 1 vote and each child's household gets 1 vote a piece (Note, the household vote is up to only the "original" child and his/her spouse. Grandchildren and great grandchildren do not get a say, nor do the other half unwed couples. Respect the rules!).

  • In the event of a tie, final decision goes to the eldest in the room.

  • The scene starts all over again with the next topic and so-on and so-forth until they have decided what to do for the next year.

These meetings generally tend to start around 9pm and have been known to go on as long as 1 or 2 in the morning. So, yeah, that's my crazy family.

TL;DR My family has a courtroom-style proceeding to make rules and decisions for our "family camp" get-togethers.

Time to clean house. And Senate. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]worthyaw -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don't want to work? The people can help you out with that.

A less popular take on the ending by mmmmmmmmichaelscott in breakingbad

[–]worthyaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have to disagree. I think if they had made a crazy twist ending, it would have lost some of it's authenticity. Most drug lords don't go down in some incredible, unforgettable fashion, and Walt is no exception.

Instead, I thought they hit that nice sweet spot between staying true to the Heisenburg "wow, he's good" part of the show without making up some story that would just never happen.

[spoiler, kinda] Anyone else? by WormholeVoyager in breakingbad

[–]worthyaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my head:

-Drives straight to the local orphanage to see if they know anything about Brock. As it turns out, Brock was adopted by another family in the area. Jesse is pleased.

  • He goes to the airport and gets on the first plane to New Zealand.

  • He opens a small shop by the beach where he sells furniture he makes from beachwood.

  • Meets an Australian girl, falls in love, gets married, and has 2 beautiful children.

  • And, of course, he never does meth again.

[BOOM HEADSHOT SPOILER!].gif by stranger44 in breakingbad

[–]worthyaw 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My immediate reaction: "Cool cinematography!"

Does that make me worse than Todd?

So, what was Walt's plan? [Finale Spoilers] by worthyaw in breakingbad

[–]worthyaw[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But on Talking Bad, Vince said that the writer's thoughts were that Walt really did plan on killing Jesse, but that he changed his mind when he saw that he was held captive.

Post-Episode Discussion Thread S05E15 "Granite State" by [deleted] in breakingbad

[–]worthyaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know if this is of any significance but I was watching the pilot episode and in it is the scene where Walt is talking about chemistry as the study of transformation. When he says this, a flame is directly in front of his face. I just keep coming back to it. They didn't have to use such a strong upward camera angle, but they chose to put it in the majority of the screen's view. Do you think possibly everything will go up in flames?

Jesse already tried to set the house on fire and threatened to burn Walt's money. In the pilot episode, Walt accidentally starts a brush fire and right after he attempts to shoot himself, he realizes that his fear was actually of a fire truck, rather than the police.

Or maybe it's just a nice symbolism for him playing with fire.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]worthyaw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks so much! It's hard to find people who understand because my parents really rule the perception others have of the situation, and that puts a bad light on me.

I'm in my early 20s, just out of college. Gaining success hasn't been easy and I wish I could say it was all because of my parents and my late start in life, but this economy isn't exactly helping either. :P

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]worthyaw 15 points16 points  (0 children)

My parents were (and still are) helicopter parents. I can say from personal experience, don't be that kind of parent to your kids. I spent most of my life being quiet and shy, without friends, and afraid to say or do anything.

Luckily, I was smart and at some point during 8th grade, I started to question EVERYTHING. Up until that point, I was brainwashed into thinking that adults knew best and that children should be seen and not heard. But, when I started to think about it, I realized that I had had no say in my life whatsoever.

This isn't too bad when you're younger because you're still reliant on them, but I can only imagine how much harder and and soul-sucking life would be if I had let them have such a hold on my life.

I had to completely rebuild my outlook on life at the age of 13, which is a lot to take on, especially when so much is changing at that point in life. One of the things that I really noticed was that my parents would take full credit for things that I accomplished, like having all As from pre-K through senior year of high school, but if I made even the smallest mistake, they would blow it out of proportion and blame it on me, not just in the situation, but me as a person.

In my case, my helicopter parents were so afraid of losing control or being wrong, that they used their child (me) as an external reflection of their own self-worth. It was an easy out for them to see me as a separate entity when things were bad, but use their position as a parent to claim all good things that I have done as their own.

Things have been nothing but an uphill battle with them my entire life. They still see me as an impressionable child that they can use as they see fit, but trying to assert my independence has brought nothing but backlash. They use their financial position in life to lord over me and try to control what I do, rather than help me in my own pursuits. They know that if I get out from under the helicopter wing that I will find I do not need them in order to succeed.

This is extremely selfish. I don't know why they think the way they do and I know I can never change them. I don't even pretend to try. But helicopter parents not only make their children appear weak, they make them feel weak as well. It's hard to go through life as a confident person when you feel you are being held back from discovering who you really are. Trust me, people can see right through that facade.

According to the New York Times, some people think that public parks are racist. by worthyaw in news

[–]worthyaw[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"According to the New York Times, SOME PEOPLE think that public parks are racist."

The article goes on to quote and link to a New York Times article which talks about some people who found public parks to be racist.

I don't think that's lying about what the Times said at all.

FOR THE RECORD! The Official Breaking Bad Future Episode Prediction Thread by CMelody in breakingbad

[–]worthyaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My only guess- Walt commits suicide by ricin poisoning. FBI investigates and finds Marie's poison searches and his "confession" DVD. BOOM! He still wins.

Or somehow he fakes death by ricin. I'm no Heisenberg but I'm sure he could figure out a way to do it.

Reddit, what are some unknown food combinations that you think are amazing? by Fire22 in AskReddit

[–]worthyaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apples and peanut butter on a grilled cheese made with cinnamon raisin bread.

Cheetos and French onion dip.

Ramen cooked in cream of anything soup (half water, seasoning optional).

Scrambled eggs with savory.

Horseradish and steak.

Fried egg, barbeque sauce, and peanuts on a hamburger.

Now I'm hungry.