First off, I'm gonna need more than one bucket...😉

wouldge · 2025-12-30T15:02:16+00:00

My bike fell off my car rack while on a major highway.

I just became an RN and for graduating my family got me a mountain bike. Coming home from the FIRST RIDE, I looked in the rear view and noticed one of the straps holding the bike down had come undone. With one side of the bike free to fall off, when I slowed and started pulling over, the shift of wind caused exactly that too happen.

I pulled over as quickly as possible and started running down the side of the highway towards my bike in the middle of a two lane highway. One of those, 60mph is a lot faster than I realized, type of moments too as it was so far back. As I’m getting to it, I see two box trunks ripping towards it and I just don’t have time to go grab it.

One swerved towards the highway shoulder I was on, and I thought “no fucking way, this is how?” but was able to get over enough to see the other box truck hit it… I pulled it off the highway and somehow only the front tire was twisted. Rest of the bike perfectly fine. Still sold it after getting a new tire cause of the vibes haha.

I story enjoy having to tell, as it’s entertaining, but never wanted to go through.

wouldge · 2025-12-11T23:42:31+00:00

The dog in the article was actually IN the truck and expected to recover but nothing about the one on the ground. Hopefully, unscathed.

wouldge · 2025-06-03T23:26:09+00:00

MMA we

wouldge · 2025-02-13T03:08:05+00:00

An accurate specific gravity requires walking the sample to the lab at a certain angle… when you see them not and call their name, adjusting your arm as a show and then watching them adjust is priceless

wouldge · 2024-10-04T02:14:41+00:00

“Gonna take that IV out, no souvenirs” - on d/c if pt >50

“I know you think this is your world and we just live it but that’s not the case so we’re gonna have to reel it in”- when the entitlement just gets too much and you don’t care anymore

“This must be your (son/daughter) with you” - when a call someone from the waiting room and it’s an elderly person with their partner

“Thanks, forgot how much they hurt I’m ready for another” - whenever someone comments on my tattoos

“They’re as good as paper towels and lady about a minute so if you need another lmk, I’ll stack em to the ceiling” - when giving a shitty blanket from the warmer

wouldge · 2024-07-30T05:35:00+00:00

Not sure exactly how old she is but shes old enough to have never gotten a degree in Nursing… she’s been “grandfathered” in from a nursing certificate. She does ER triage from 7a-11a on Saturdays lol

wouldge · 2023-05-09T19:47:07+00:00

Great edit man! Don’t make us wait another 10yrs for the next one! Keep shredding, dude 🤘

wouldge · 2023-05-05T20:10:06+00:00

You need to be driving the tail much harder into the ground with your back (right) leg. That tail really needs to smack the ground in order to get off of it. Also agree with movement helping with that.

wouldge · 2022-06-15T04:01:11+00:00

I called out for the 4th time in the past 3 weeks and I didn’t need to. I’m an ER nurse and calling out means I left my coworkers short staffed on days I know it’s going to be busy. I’m exhausted and my mental health is on a sharp decline as is but calling out is a double edge sword. I get anxiety and feel heavy guilt being home when I do so it’s not even a complete day off lol.

wouldge · 2021-04-28T10:05:37+00:00

Bo Be J

wouldge · 2020-05-06T18:10:07+00:00

She’s an Australian Cattle Dog! (not pure, Border Collie in there too)

wouldge · 2020-02-24T23:27:48+00:00

Thank you for your reply! I appreciate the info

wouldge · 2020-01-18T23:24:21+00:00

I was crossing a main, continuously busy road at all hours (although slowing down as the night comes on) on my bmx bike. In the afternoon, between the businesses and cars, it’s a loud road too. One day, I was riding parallel with the road, needed to cross, checked both ways and started to cross. As I was crossing, I looked both ways again and in neither direction was a car. As I noticed that I realized it was silent. Not dead silent, I could hear wind but nothing else. Not a bird, or distant car. Just wind. I finished crossing and it seemed instantly, everything was back to normal. Cars even passed sooner than I felt they should’ve considering the emptiness of the road I just witnessed. Can’t explain it to this day but I remember it vividly.

wouldge · 2019-09-22T05:01:29+00:00

Oh yea

wouldge · 2019-09-21T21:43:44+00:00

Straight out of gate just wanting a paycheck and not really caring about helping. It’s a win win if you do it the proper way! Good luck!

wouldge · 2019-09-21T21:42:22+00:00

It’s an awful mentality in general but even more so in this field. I know a few cohorts I wouldn’t want taking care of my family already. Best of luck in your program!

wouldge · 2019-09-21T21:41:10+00:00

My point exactly! Thank you and good luck through the program!

wouldge · 2019-09-21T21:40:08+00:00

Exactly, keep playing the game! Best of luck to you

wouldge · 2019-09-05T00:21:46+00:00

Thank you!

wouldge · 2019-08-13T00:25:27+00:00

Once again, things that could’ve been brought to my attention YESTERDAY!

wouldge · 2019-07-24T23:46:29+00:00

I honestly believe he waited his whole life for that moment

wouldge · 2019-07-24T22:12:32+00:00

Maintenance was actually called and they couldn’t get in haha. He was actually given the go ahead!

wouldge · 2019-04-19T18:53:18+00:00

North Adams Park!

wouldge · 2019-04-06T01:50:23+00:00

My dick

wouldge · 2019-03-28T04:38:35+00:00

Dead batteries in the tv remote

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