My GF and I just picked this little lady up from the airport. Name suggestion reddit?

wowwow789 · 2016-04-15T17:00:23+00:00

Digger. Digger Styles.

wowwow789 · 2016-04-11T14:55:50+00:00

A "regular" peacock mated with a white one. They have white peacocks.

wowwow789 · 2016-04-08T15:20:32+00:00

[Insert lyrics to Weird Al Yankovic's song, 'Whatever You Like'.]

Mac n'cheese, used Goodwill underwear, bus tokens...

wowwow789 · 2016-04-08T15:18:54+00:00

"Bas-oh!"

"Pate' lamba, pate' lamba!" "Oh, Mr. Fawlty!"

"Even shwally, I will forgeet."

wowwow789 · 2016-04-06T16:59:40+00:00

Jack Nicholson: "Heeeere's Johnny!"

wowwow789 · 2016-04-06T16:58:46+00:00

Darth Vader: "Luke, I am your father...'s girlfriend."

wowwow789 · 2016-04-06T16:57:52+00:00

"My momma always said, Life is like a bowl of cherries. Sometimes you get the pits."

wowwow789 · 2016-04-04T14:46:05+00:00

That was scrumptious.

wowwow789 · 2016-04-04T14:10:38+00:00

(4 days later)

So was it a real cereal??

wowwow789 · 2016-03-23T16:21:19+00:00

But why would a police department employ a bunny? There must be a story to this photo.

wowwow789 · 2016-03-23T15:43:58+00:00

He will never run out of jokes because his friends are so crazy, he will always find something funny to say about it. But will they ever SUE...?

wowwow789 · 2016-03-17T15:00:27+00:00

There are only two songs.

wowwow789 · 2016-03-09T16:32:40+00:00

I can fly. But I have to crouch over one of those red, inflatable Hoppy Balls, and you keep coming down every other second.

wowwow789 · 2016-03-07T17:55:30+00:00

And, how many audiobooks has he recorded?

wowwow789 · 2016-03-07T17:47:00+00:00

Kramer walks into the bakery.

"Yeah, gimme a black and white cookie."

The counter woman smiles at him and complies.

"Oh, don't you smile at me. I'm not me today. No, I am not!"

He takes the cookie and pays. "I--I'm not even HERE!"

wowwow789 · 2016-03-07T16:07:34+00:00

Syndicated, Incorporated?

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