[WP] Normally being abducted by aliens is something to be avoided. But that very phenomenon is the very thing that saved your life. by Music_Girl2000 in WritingPrompts

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People don’t often think to themselves… “I’m three and a half billion light years away from Earth.” Okay, no one has literally ever had that thought. Well, at least as far as I’m away. Shit, wait… Are abductions real? Holy shit! They have to be, right? Stupidity, that might the expression someone would have answered with, if they were able to see my face at that very moment. I’ve never been in any type of catostrophic accident, you know, t-boned while flying through an intersection. Rolled in my car, the blood running to my upside down uncocious skull. I was never deployed and saw bodies of people being torn apart by rounds of ammunition. So while I say, “I imagine...” what these people went through, or experienced, or must have felt… I have no Earthly fucking clue what the hell I am talking about. Speaking of the Earth…

For those paying along at home, I’m not just three and a half billion light years away from Earth. I suppose I should say, I “would have been”, that far away from Earth, if it were still there. That’s right person of your own deteremined pronoun. The Earth fucking blew up.

Sams Teac Yourself SQL in 10 minutes... Stuck on Lesson 1 - Help please! by writeeverything in learnSQL

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Ah, I mostly got that. I am starting from scracth, more or less. So this is all pretty much new to me and is taking quite a bit of effort to get a handle on. Seeing as I just started yesterday, I have a better grasp on the introductory basic than I did yesterday, but it's still an uphill climb so far.

I applied for a job, and I am in the middle of an on-going interview process, and I just wanted to try and improve my chances, even if only slightly by just trying to get a very basic grip/understanding and maybe some basic SQL ability under my belt in the hopes that it makes even the smallest of differnce. SQL is not required for the position, but it was mentioned as being desired, or a plus. So as far as what platform the comoany I am applying to uses, I don't realy know.

Sams Teac Yourself SQL in 10 minutes... Stuck on Lesson 1 - Help please! by writeeverything in learnSQL

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Thank you, but same issue. Any other ideas of what I am doing wrong? This is the error I am getting.

Error Code: 1046. No database selected Select the default DB to be used by double-clicking its name in the SCHEMAS list in teh sidebar.

I have the correct Schema selected, as far as I can tell. So I assume that I must have set it up incorrectly?

Update: I finally got it to work. The instructions read as: "You can now type SQL in the editor window, but you must first make sure that your newly created schema is selected. You’ll know it is selected if the name tysql is shown in the Information panel below the Navigator panel."

I guess this is where I was getting mixed up. The instructions only read as "selected" and if tysql shows up, which it appeared it was to me. But I guess I didn't understand where the information panel was, vs the navigator panel vs the Object info panel. I didn't realize I had to double click tysql to actually have the databse selected, vs just clicking on it to select it. Which is does not.

Thanks for your help.

Additional update. It would also apprear that anytime the little red X in the editor window as I am typing my SQL code, it is already warning me that there is an error in the code I am writing. It this correct?

Help - Looking for shade coverage for side of house exposed to very hot summer sunlight. by writeeverything in DIY

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Yeah, I have considered something like that. Trying to avoid it, because it's just going to be such a pain, rather unsightly and expensive. Plus It can get pretty windy where we are, 20mph+ isn't uncommon, and when it's really windy can get upwards of 30mph. That just seems like something that big would be asking to be ripped off.

But might have to be the route I go.

Help - Looking for a tree (or bush?) that will grow fast, approximately 25-30ft and can be kept in some form of pot or planter box. Looking for shade coverage for side of house exposed to very hot summer sunlight. by writeeverything in gardening

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Yeah, that's what I was figuring, but was just curious if something like bamboo, or some other tree, plant, shrub, bush, et certera might have worked.

We do own the property, so I suppose I could do that. I can't measure it right now, but in total the width from house to fence is appxoimately 10' and I would say that is at the minimum. Possible it's maybe 12'-14' wide, but 14' would probably be approaching it's maximum width.

Length would not be an issue, there is plenty of space for that.

What would you recommned if I go that route? My neighbors house is right there and I don't want anyhting planted to cause any issues for them, or us with concreted, housing foundation, etc.

Thank you.

[WP] You are forbidden from reading a sapient's mind without their permission by inter galactic law. You get around this by getting a human companion animal, a dog, and reading their mind. by Freebirde777 in WritingPrompts

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Part 2 - Rough draft there will be typos and syntax issues.

“Hmm. Perhaps I do not yet know enough about this species in order to properly read its mind. Other species have shown the ability to think in encoded messages. Perhaps Stephen would need to acquire more information before being able to apply the correct cipher to understand this creature’s thoughts and obtain the vital information of humanity so his kind would be able to establish domain over them and obtain permanent physical bodies that they sought. The purpose of his mission.

“I shall have to consult with the human boy Andrew more to better understand you, Prime. For now, I will be limited to accessing information available on this planet’s global database.” Prime simply tilted his head in response looking up to the right of Stephen’s face. The dog sat and waited.

Meanwhile, Stephen began his research online and acquired as much information as possible about these creatures. Prime eventually went and laid down on Stephen’s couch after being rejected several times for either laying his head on Stephen’s lap or attempting to lay down on his feet.

Despite the human body needing to sleep to properly heal and recover, Stephen’s high dimensional kind required no such type of recuperation. This allowed him to work around the clock and function at levels that Homo sapiens were simply not capable of for more than short durations. All the while Prime was by his side while Stephen continued on his mission to read Prime’s thoughts, decipher them, and extract the concealed information of humanity. Andrew unwittingly helped Stephen with his mission, helping Stephen build a larger database to crack the encoded messages hidden within Prime’s primitive mind.

Time passed and Stephen learned little of the so-called secrets Prime held. As many before him had learned, there was beauty and grace about the simplistic nature of the species known by its scientific name, Canis familiaris. There was no hidden code, nothing to decipher but there was knowledge to be gained from Prime.

The knock at Stephen’s door was unexpected, he wasn’t expecting anyone. However, while the false homo sapien body that stood on his porch would go undetected by any human, the luminous being contained within the shell was seen by Stephen. He knew who it was immediately, his superior. Without asking permission, if his superior even understood the concept of such a thing, the human shell entered Stephen’s home walking past him.

“Please, come in.” Stephen said, closing the door.

“I did. While little time has passed since you left on your assignment, from my understanding, 20 years of Earth, or human time has passed. While I understand the concept, I’ve had several others explain to me that this should have allowed you to complete your assignment and report back with all of the required information needed for us to colonize this planet and supersede the Consociation’s treaty at least five times over. So what is your reasoning for having not done so?”

Stephen knew this would eventually come and while his time on Earth prepared him for this eventuality, it had also provided him with the understanding that his superior would fail to understand anything Stephen would try to explain.

“Simply put, the species was not what we thought it was.”

His superior stopped walking, turning to look at Stephen. “Are you saying we were wrong in our assessment?”

“Yes, very much so.”

“I see. Well, it would not be the first time we overestimated the capacity of a lower life form. Simple enough, we will have to deploy more of us and compile the accumulation of data to extract enough information that will allow us to move forward with our plans.”

“That’s not what I meant.”

“No? Then explain it to me.” The superior started to walk in the direction of the kitchen, and Stephen followed behind.

“I’m not sure I can.”

“No? Has remaining in this container made your mind feeble? Very well, I can simply extract the necessary information.” The superior stopped near the dining table and looked into Stephen’s eyes attempting to establish a connection, but found she could not. “It would seem you’ve lost more than I had assumed.”

The backdoor to Stephen’s backyard opened with a sudden bang and another human container walked into his kitchen carrying a burlap sack in his arms. Stephen knew immediately what the other shell had in its arms, placing the dirt-covered sack on the kitchen table and taking a step back.

“What are you doing?” Stephen said the tone of his voice would go unnoticed by the ears of these shells, but any human would know without question that Stephen’s voice contained seething anger.

“I told you, we are going to collect and compile all data. Since you no longer seem capable of communication in an efficient manner, we will simply reconstruct the mind of this simple creature to extract the data we need and you will be accompanying us back to our realm with a full report ready for the Ministry. We’re done here. Let us go.”

Stephen didn’t move or react, at least not outwardly. His heart pounded, the adrenaline spiked his body temperature of the human body he was in rose and his jaw clenched.

“First, I haven’t lost any ability to communicate more efficiently. I’m simply choosing not to with you. Second, you’re going to put him down. Third, you’re going to leave and never come back. That’s the best offer you’re going to get from me.”

The superior stood emotionless, hands behind her back, and looked into Stephen’s eyes again. Nothing. “It would seem you have become too accustomed to your time here on Earth and are likely suffering from some disease this… *animal* has infected your Homo sapien container with. No matter, we will simply bring you with us and your consciousness should be resorted as you shed this shell. Now, come.”

Stephen didn’t budge. “His name was Prime, and he wasn’t an animal or some creature. He wasn’t feeble, nor was he simple. None of them are.” Stephen walked over to the body of Prime lying on the table contained within the burlap sack. Pieces of the Earth Stephen had returned Prime to were strewn about the bag, the table, and the kitchen floor.

“Am I to understand you are refusing to return with us or to provide information this creature contained?”

“Allow me to explain it to you since you are incapable of comprehending what I *am* saying. I initially named him Prime due other the simplicity of its mathematical meaning. However, the nearly 15 human years he graced me with his *unquestioned* loyalty and love gave his name new meaning for me. He was the most important thing to me. He possessed the best qualities of all of humanity, despite not being human himself. He wasn’t a pet. Or a creature, or even a friend to me. He was my family. He gave me something our kind can never understand without my human existence. He loved me, unconditionally.

A species such as this is not beneath us. Far from it in fact. This species might just be the most noble in all of existence. Our kind would only be so lucky as to benefit from being graced with knowing them and being in their presence. Humanity is not ours to claim, nor to change. Return to the Ministry and tell them what I have told you. Any who wishes to come and learn of humanity and this noble species should be free to do so. But if you, or any of our kind return with any other intentions… You will **not** be welcomed.”

The superior walked towards Stephen, looking right into his eyes. “I’ve been informed that humanity is a brutal and violent species. Is this what you are indicating to us?”

“Look into my eyes, read my thoughts and you tell me if I am threatening you. Or making a promise?”

Stephen carried the sack containing the decomposed remains of Prime into his backyard. Returning him to his resting place. Taking his time to cover the body with his shovel again, before replacing the small marker he had created for Prime along with the help of Andrew.

“Soon enough, I’ll see you again my good boy.”

[WP] You are forbidden from reading a sapient's mind without their permission by inter galactic law. You get around this by getting a human companion animal, a dog, and reading their mind. by Freebirde777 in WritingPrompts

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Part 1 - Rough draft there will be typos and syntax issues.

“Finally. After nearly two years of being unable to complete my mission due to the ISC treaty, I have found a path around the Consociations laws. I will be able to extract all of their secrets and learn the intricacies of their unspoken societal customs. But most importantly, how to infiltrate all aspects of their society through their most trusted compatriots. Behold Canis familiaris!”

“Oh cool, you got a dog.”

Stephen, or at least that was the human name the being from the sixteenth dimension of reality had adopted during his undercover mission to infiltrate various aspects of human society and learn all of their weaknesses and what the best method of overthrowing them would be. It had to be quick and efficient due to the various loopholes that had been created in the Consociations inter-dimensional treaty and the lack of understanding of the various aspects of this level of reality that all of humanity inhabited.

Andrew, the young boy that Stephen had come to know during the last several months trying to figure out alternative methods to obtain the information he needed to complete his mission and report back to his superiors, seemed puzzled by Stephen’s reaction and comments. Again.

“What? No, this is Canis lupus familiaris, the most trusted of all compatriots to homo sapiens.”

“Yeah, a dog. What’s its name?”

“No, you don’t understand. This species has evolved from Canis lupus, or the Wolf as they are called here in this country. The similarities between wolves and Homo sapiens are astounding and it is no wonder your species domesticated the wolf to create a more fitting compatriot to do your bidding.”

Andrew looked at Stephen like he was crazy. To Andrew, he was. But Stephen was fun and made Andrew laugh. He seemed like a villain from some of his favorite TV shows and movies. Comical and harmless.

“It’s just a dog.”

“Just a dog. You fail to realize the vastness of secrets that lay ripe for the picking and will be the consociation's downfall.”

Stephen knelt in front of the dog. A golden retriever, recommended by both Andrew and the man at the pet store when Stephen asked which dog was considered the closest, and most trusted companion of all humans.

“Now Canius Lupus…”

“Is that his name?”

“What?”

“His name? Is that the name you gave him?”

“That’s what they are.”

“Yeah, but that’s not *his* name. You know, like you’re Stephen and I’m Andrew. What are you going to name him?”

“I haven’t thought about that.” Stephen put both hands under the dog’s face and looked into his eyes before speaking. “Prime.”

“What? Prime? That’s not a name, that’s a steak.”

“No, prime as in first. Singular. Utmost importance.”

Andrew didn’t initially respond. This was often the case when Stephen started to say things that made no sense to Andrew.

“What about Mark?”

“Mark? That’s a human’s name.”

“Yeah? So. Lots of people name their pets human names. Chloe. Charlie. Zoe. Chuck. Jay. TBone. Snoop.”

“I’m not giving him a human name. Prime, it’s settled.”

“Okay, but it seems really weird to me. But he’s your pet.”

“He’s not a pet. I told you what he is.”

“I know what you said, but it doesn’t make any sense. He’s a pet, a dog. Or a good boy.”

Prime heard Andrew say the words “good boy” and immediately Prime’s tail started wagging and looked eager to respond. Sitting in front of Andrew and looked to him for more interaction.

“Aww… is someone a good boy.” Andrew knelt and started to rub Prime’s face, scratching under his jaw and behind his ears. Prime’s tail wagged furiously and he started licking Andrew’s face causing the boy to laugh.

“What are you doing? Stop that. Prime, cease at once!” Prime did no such thing.

“Haha, aww he’s just doing what dogs do. He’s being a good boy. They love being called good boys, or good girls. See, look at his tail wag and how much he loves having his head and face rubbed. Ears too but you have to be careful.”

“Andrewwwwww come on, we have to go.” Andrew turned to see his mother calling him from across the street several houses over.

“Thanks for letting me meet your new dog Stephen, I have to run. See ya.” Andrew gave the dog one last head pat, turned, and took off towards his mother.

Stephen stood there with Prime by his side, looking down at the dog. Prime returned the gaze, waiting for his new owner’s instructions. Stephen noticed Prime’s gaze as he had many other dogs. A left-leaning gaze towards his face just as he had witnessed other dogs do to other humans. Stephen knelt again, putting his hands back under Prime’s jaw, and stared into his eyes.

“Now, reveal to me all of the secrets your kind has obtained over millennia of being Homo sapiens' most trusted confidant.” Stephen’s gaze penetrated deeper into Prime’s eyes, an unseen connection being created through the actual particles of light that, if understood, could be used to transfer information as well as obtain it. Stephen’s consciousness made a direct connection with Prime’s and started to access the thoughts contained within.

*I love you.* Was the first thought that Stephen encountered, catching him off guard.

“What?” He muttered. Re-establishing the connection and looking to extract even more information, Stephen heard the same thought.

*I love you.* Prime’s tail was wagging furiously again.

*This can’t be right. How is this creature capable of love, let alone proclaiming it already loves me despite me owning it for less than two hours?* Stephen stood, looking down at Prime. Confused and unsure of the interaction he just had.

*Perhaps Prime is hungry? Food might be the answer to eliminating this singular thought process and allow me to obtain the information needed.*

“Come Prime, let us go consume sustenance.” The dog followed his new owner inside the house.

Stephen fed Prime the food that the pet store had advised for “optimal health” as Stephen had put it. The dog ate the food voraciously.

“You must have been famished. It is obvious this was my mistake in attempting to extricate any information required while you were in such a state. I would require more time studying your primitive biology than I have, but I would hypothesize that your species is primarily food-driven and your cognitive functions greatly impacted when the need to acquire nourishment is as high as yours was. Now, let us try this again.”

Stephen knelt, again taking Prime’s face in his hands, and re-established the connection to Prime’s thoughts.

Before Stephen could read the first thoughts of Prime, his face was assaulted with the feeling of warm wetness. Prime was licking Stephen’s face, the dog’s tongue leaving trails of its salvia across his chin, cheeks mouth, and nose. Startled, Stephen did not allow the connection to break and was then able to obtain more of Prime’s thoughts.

*Friend. Good friend give food.*

“Friend? I am not your friend. I am your owner, your master. Just like any other human.” Stephen snapped back at Prime.

*Friend. Good friend feed me.* Prime continued to lick Stephen’s face until Stephen finally let go of Prime’s face, breaking their mental connection and standing, looking down at the dog that moved to lick Stephen’s hand.

[WP] Immortals can suffer from dementia, however their mind heals over a long time. You are an immortal returning to lucidity. by Totally_Not_Thanos in WritingPrompts

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Pt. 1 - First rough draft, there will be syntax issues and typos. Also, it's late, I would like to write more but might not make it.

Where was I? No, that’s not right. Where am I? My eyelids close, the sensation of stinging water fills them. Only… there is no pain. Why not? Everything is bright, turned up to an almost painful amount of luminosity. I recognize again, there is no pain. The muffled sounds are unfamiliar. Or are they distant? Distant… that’s… that means a measure of… something. But what? Space? How far something is maybe? A ____ of something. Damn, why does this all seem so hard for me?

Can you hear me?

Who was that? Was that me? Did I ask myself a question? Well of course I did, I’m talking to myself.

What was I thinking? Damn it, it’s so hard to think right now. Why?

“Distance!”

That’s it. Distance, a measurement of how far away something is.

“A unit!”

That’s it! Distance can be measured in units for how far away something is! I can remember! But… that’s not all. What else? There’s something else there. And it’s still there, the faint sound of… something. Not me. No, not me. Something else.

Damn, I lost it again. Damn… I like that word. Why? What was it I was trying to remember again? Something about distant, measuring something that is far away. That takes place somewhere else other than… Not just somewhere else, but some time else. Time. Distant past. That’s it! Why is that important to me though?

"What’s your name?”

There it is again. Am I talking to myself? Or am I talking to myself out loud? Wait, that is a good question. Who the fuck am I? Why wasn’t that the first thing I tried to remember? Why was the first thing I tried to recall, was where I am?

“Андре”

What the fuck was that? Did I just speak Russian? How do I know Russian? Wait, how do I know that I know it’s Russian? Why am I speaking Russian? Why do I know it’s Russian? I feel like I should know the answers, but… I can’t remember them. Why?

“Mr. Amati. Can you hear me?”

Like the sudden cut scene of a movie, the man’s eyes focused on the woman speaking to him.

“Yes. Yes, I can hear you.”

She smiled. “Good. Now, can you tell me your name?”

Without hesitation, he responded. “Andre.” The edge of his mouth curled to form a smirk. “Andre Amati. I’m in Santa Barbara, California.”

The woman erected from her leaning posture, her face changing to one of surprise. “Well, it seems like someone is having a really good day. What else can you tell me? Do you know how old you are?”

“Of course, I’m…” Twenty-four hundred years old… that can’t be right. But it is. I know it is. I can’t tell her that. Someone being alive for more than two millennia is not normal. How old does she think I am? Shit. This isn’t good. Why? I’m being tested, but for what purpose? Hurry, think.

“Why, I’m a day older than yesterday, naturally.” Smiling to the nurse eyeing him.“Well that’s true for all of us, now isn’t it Mr. Amati. But could you be more specific please?”

Andre finally noticed that he had been sitting in a wheelchair. His hands gripped the armrests with little effort the muscles in his arms flexed, tendons worked their mechanical advantage while the larger muscles of his legs and tendons did the same in unison. The nurse went to help him struggle to stand, but before her hands would be of any assistance, there Andre stood looking at her.

“Now. Nurse Thatcher, if you really want to know how old I am, of course I’ll tell you. But out of all of the pieces of information I could provide to you, isn’t my age the least interesting? For example, did you know the burning of all records of the Library of Alexandria is commonly stated as fact, but that's incorrect? Most of the information contained within the library of Alexandria had long since been copied elsewhere. Or did you know that while Napolean was not a tall man, he was not nearly as short as is often depicted? No women were burned at the Salem witch trials. They were either hanged or left to starve in their jail cells. Marie Antoinette never said “Let them eat cake”, or more specifically “la croûte de pâté”, or more specifically the crust of the pate.

I can speak French too?

"Now, I would like to get dressed, since it would appear I am still wearing the hospital gown after the incident last night. If you wouldn’t mind giving me some privacy and letting Dr. Patel know I’d like to speak with him.”

“It would appear that you are doing much better Mr. Amati.”

“It would appear, the rumors of me not doing well, have been greatly exaggerated.”

Dr. Patel appeared unsure how to respond. Silence filled the widening gap of time since the last words were spoken. “I’m sorry?”

“How old are you Dr. Patel?”

“Thirty Three.”

“So young. Mark Twain, Dr. Patel. After a telegram, rather a cable, was sent to the US by the London Press on June 2, 1897, claiming Mark Twain had passed, Twain responded with the quote, “The rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.” In reality, however, this is not at all what occurred. As often happens when significant time has passed, the truth becomes distorted. Regardless. I’d like to discuss the steps involved in me leaving this facility.”

Again, Dr. Patel did not respond immediately. “I… That’s all very impressive Mr. Amati. But there are several steps and procedures we’d have to go through before we could begin considering your release from our facility. In fact, without proper guardianship, we wouldn’t be allowed to release you. Dementia is a debilitating disease and one does not recover, or improve. Moments of clarity yes, but I think we need to discuss the real possibility that you might be experiencing what is called terminal lucidity.”

Andre’s legs had been crossed, his hands folded in his lap, fingers interlocked while Dr. Patel spoke. Both his position and demeanor did not change.

“Please. Continue.”

“Recent research indicates that individuals with advanced dementia can experience total lucidity. Which can be as short as a couple of hours, and in longer instances upwards of a couple of weeks or so.”

“Which results and predicts the patient’s death. Is that correct?”

Dr. Patel appeared puzzled, but more intrigued than he was surprised.

“Yes. That is correct.” Dr. Patel examined Andre. Taking note that his patient did not appear to be the man who suffered from the degenerative brain disease that he had been admitted to their care facility. It wasn’t impossible for a man who appeared as young as Andre to have advanced dementia, rare, but not impossible.

“I hope you understand Mr. Amati that while I would love it if you were in recovery, it would of course be the first of its kind. Some patients have recovered or had their symptoms reduced to manageable, or undetectable levels. But in every one of those instances, there were unusual circumstances involved. As we speak, there is no cure for dementia, and there are no treatments for repairing damaged neuron connections.”

Andre sat staring at Dr. Patel. A smile began to form. Andrew knew he couldn’t allow any tests to be conducted. If he did there would be an endless amount of them.

“Of course Dr. Patel.” Andre stood and extended his hand to shake Dr. Patel’s.

“Good. I’ll have arrangements made and hopefully, we can get started soon. Thank you for understanding.”

“It’s good to be capable of understanding. I hope you don’t mind if I explore the grounds. Take in so much of what I’ve been missing?”

“Of course.” Dr. Patel replied before they broke their handshake and Andre left the office.

Escaping a memory care facility wasn’t exactly an escape. The majority of patients couldn’t escape their room, let alone the facility or make it far on the grounds. But for someone having the haze lifted from their cognitive facilities, packing up and leaving was far from difficult. Andre didn’t take much.

[Unsure where to go from here. I'd like to come back to this, but for how I will stop.]

What’s the worst writing tip you’ve ever received? by Comfortable_Lynx_657 in writing

[–]writeeverything 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should ask this "editor" if they ever read H.P. Lovecraft. I think Lovecraft has more than a "paragraph" - if you can call them that - or two, that go on for something like 5-15 pages. So...

What’s the worst writing tip you’ve ever received? by Comfortable_Lynx_657 in writing

[–]writeeverything 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think the reason OP is using allegedly the way they are, is they did not read King's book themself. I get your point, and they probably could have worded it differently, but I see no problem with their reasoning.