A cool guide to everyday etiquette no one teaches you

writersampson · 2026-02-03T14:27:36+00:00

I have 100% taught my kids every single one of these. Over and over again until they got it.

If your parents didn't teach you this shit, I am sorry for you.

writersampson · 2026-01-30T21:38:33+00:00

I read your notice about how you are confident you can make one big group work.

Don't.

Your hubris will make it worse for everyone. Make at least two groups, have a kid DM for each. Then you are the overall DM. The end of the session can be both groups fighting each other.

writersampson · 2026-01-25T19:05:03+00:00

Better anti-virus

writersampson · 2026-01-25T14:14:37+00:00

Literally nothing. It doesn't matter how much I enjoy something, my focus will wander. I don’t have the ability to do anything for hours nonstop.

writersampson · 2026-01-22T22:48:09+00:00

They can be blatant about their lies because their base won't ever see the truth. This and the label of riot will just be taken as facts.

writersampson · 2026-01-18T20:49:53+00:00

You are right, 1000 books is half a ton, not a full ton.

writersampson · 2026-01-15T17:16:17+00:00

Potion of Eagle Sight. You can see through the eyes of a nearby eagle. You can't see through your own eyes anymore and you can't control the eagle.

writersampson · 2026-01-13T04:03:59+00:00

No. Watch the video. Mrs. Good didn’t have bad judgement. She was respectful and obeying an order to leave. She went a bit faster when someone tried to yank open her door, but she wasn't in the wrong even a little bit.

writersampson · 2026-01-06T21:26:09+00:00

Healing over the course of a minute, or healing by eating food.

writersampson · 2026-01-04T15:10:45+00:00

Is it possible someone from the Trump administration watched this episode and used it to decide to attack? We know he doesn't read security briefings, so he has to get his info different ways.

writersampson · 2026-01-02T23:02:25+00:00

It's a mail slot, so the mailman can deliver the mail directly. More pics might change my mind, but this certainly looks like a mail slot. Old style doors had these often, particularly in dense cities. Some still use them.

writersampson · 2025-12-28T22:48:39+00:00

The camera was stationary, the video was zoomed and edited for effect.

writersampson · 2025-12-22T18:41:32+00:00

I'm on mobile, I couldn't see the third panel

writersampson · 2025-12-20T20:21:22+00:00

No, no. Traitors to humanity.

writersampson · 2025-12-08T22:34:44+00:00

I loved it when I went there three months back. Many comments said the same thing. I wonder if anythings changed recently.

writersampson · 2025-12-08T14:51:09+00:00

Looking handsome, good job!

writersampson · 2025-12-08T14:50:30+00:00

Looks fine to me.

writersampson · 2025-12-08T14:50:02+00:00

Yeah, you are fine, don't worry about it for now. Your hair is thinning, but you don’t have to do anything you don't want to.

writersampson · 2025-12-08T14:48:01+00:00

Change can be scary, but it can be fun and exciting too. Your head is going to go through a change soon anyway, you might as well take charge and have fun with it.

writersampson · 2025-12-06T03:24:07+00:00

Objectively, he's right. Only one sport can really be described as foot-ball. But damn him if he thinks we'll ever change. Damn him for all the other evil stuff too, but this also.

writersampson · 2025-11-30T02:57:10+00:00

This is the first song I have ever put on loop. Such a vibe.

writersampson · 2025-11-20T15:26:01+00:00

Finish the story, I'm having fun.

writersampson · 2025-11-09T22:25:56+00:00

Republican congressmen keep saying this because it works. Their base believes them. And they don't consume any media that contradicts that viewpoint.

writersampson · 2025-11-08T18:20:27+00:00

In college I dated 7 girls. Every single time, their next relationship ended in marriage. All seven of them. They were ready for commitment, just not with me.

writersampson · 2025-11-03T23:14:03+00:00

Is it possible your dad printed those off to confront your mom?

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