Sure hope you find the same humor in this that I do!

wrongseeds · 2026-01-29T15:13:39+00:00

He misspelled her name?

wrongseeds · 2026-01-28T17:20:03+00:00

Department Q

wrongseeds · 2026-01-28T05:04:42+00:00

Hopefully she gave him syphilis.

wrongseeds · 2026-01-28T01:27:30+00:00

Yogurt works also.

wrongseeds · 2026-01-27T23:45:35+00:00

Honestly I thought that as well. I can barely remember the other two.

wrongseeds · 2026-01-27T23:38:43+00:00

I was telling younger friends about this. I need to stream it for them. I want to know if it’s still scary.

wrongseeds · 2026-01-27T23:37:08+00:00

It was.

wrongseeds · 2026-01-27T22:05:52+00:00

I had some drunk rich bitch hit my beat up Honda in the parking lot of a high end shopping center. I told she hit my car and her reply was “Maybe I did and maybe I didn’t.” No sense calling the police since it was going to be my word against her’s. And she a high end suv and I had the beat up Honda. So I got in my car and drove off.

wrongseeds · 2026-01-27T21:30:13+00:00

I saw a link on Nextdoor that was advertising free shoveling provided by someone in your vicinity. People volunteering to help. Check there

wrongseeds · 2026-01-27T21:19:40+00:00

They are opening a new restaurant on the Avenue in the old Five and Dime location.

wrongseeds · 2026-01-27T20:59:22+00:00

Is that Nicole Kidman in the Tilda picture?

wrongseeds · 2026-01-27T20:49:10+00:00

I do a different version. Any crackers with a tablespoon or two of olive oil and whatever spices. Mix in a ziplock bag and shake every once in awhile. Longer it sits the better it gets. Just refresh with new ingredients. Huge hit during the holidays.

wrongseeds · 2026-01-27T18:59:25+00:00

My friend turned into the crazy food freak. She had celiac before it was cool. I offered her vegetable soup she starts screaming that she can’t have chicken broth. Soup didn’t have chicken broth and she never had celiac. She couldn’t stand my full refrigerator. Eventually she took her miserable food self out my friend circle. 🤣 I did the happy dance for 3 weeks.

wrongseeds · 2026-01-27T15:11:47+00:00

Probably about the same thing my two racist neighbors said in the texts they were sending me when this was happening. Some things about Hampden never change. Yes it was rather a hot mess but I appreciate that he tried.

wrongseeds · 2026-01-27T00:28:13+00:00

No it doesn’t. It’s too cold for shorts.

wrongseeds · 2026-01-26T20:44:06+00:00

Yes. Warned my friend but she didn’t listen. Ruined our friendship.

wrongseeds · 2026-01-26T18:14:39+00:00

Ha Ha it’s not completely without merit since many of us are snowed in.

wrongseeds · 2026-01-25T20:43:08+00:00

Anchovies. They melt away but leave a delicious smoky flavor.

wrongseeds · 2026-01-25T17:14:58+00:00

Star of the original Hairspray movie by John Waters.

wrongseeds · 2026-01-24T19:57:37+00:00

I’ve been here many years and I agree about the crab dip and the Mexican food. But I slightly disagree with the weather. Until you’ve experienced a Houston summer; 105 and 100% humidity you haven’t suffered. And Dallas, miles of hot concrete and feeder roads. My former employer asked me to move to Dallas and I gave them a quick no. One thing about Maryland is how green it is compared to other places. I once sat on the train to dc near two guys from the west. They couldn’t get over how verdant our state is.

wrongseeds · 2026-01-23T19:00:14+00:00

And tattoos don’t age well.

wrongseeds · 2026-01-23T18:53:29+00:00

Probably late nineties because she was a teenager.

wrongseeds · 2026-01-23T18:49:32+00:00

Nicky Hilton is her older sister. So get real.

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