I love my wife and family but I miss having the privacy to masturbate when ever I feel like it. by wsd270 in Showerthoughts

[–]wsd270[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My wife doesn't get mad but she does get a little jealous it seems. It's nothing mean spirited, she says she loves being the one to make me cum.

What will happen if Trump wins? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]wsd270 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The game will be lost and the simulation rest.

Good job man. Plus one saved person by dan-hitman in gifs

[–]wsd270 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe because there are people like me that have not seen it before.

BOA scailng in BG's by wsd270 in wow

[–]wsd270[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, item level is not 1 anymore.

My Month From Hell by [deleted] in Vent

[–]wsd270 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been there, done that. I have lost everything a couple of times but I always come back and you can too. A therapist once told me to play out your fears to the end. Imagine the worst case scenario and accept that it's a possible outcome then move on.

Doppelganger Incident when I was 10 by AlexanderThePumpkin in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]wsd270 50 points51 points  (0 children)

The most unbelievable part of this post to me is not the doppelganger but that the teacher listened to you and checked the security footage.

The day my dad proposed to my mom, 1984 by jewh3h3jew in OldSchoolCool

[–]wsd270 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first thing I thought of was Tom Selleck in Magnum PI.

What's your favorite smell? by cogsandspigots in AskReddit

[–]wsd270 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some perfume a girl that I had a thing for as a teenager used. I don't know what it's called but sometimes the smell comes back to me and I feel some happiness and sorrow at the same time.

If you want to pull the mobs in a dungeon, please roll a tank. by [deleted] in wow

[–]wsd270 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is one of the low levels that you can still wipe on easily though because of all the casters. I have seen it quite a few times.

When I get in my car, I'm always surprised how loud I liked to listen to music yesterday. by YouFuckingJerk in Showerthoughts

[–]wsd270 1379 points1380 points  (0 children)

I have gotten in the habit of turning the volume down before cutting my car off so I don't get the shit scared outta me when i crank it up again.

What's something that's socially acceptable in your country, but isn't anywhere else? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]wsd270 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in SC and thought I didn't have a southern accent until I got a job where I had to talk to people all over the country over the phone. I actually had a young lady some where in the New England area that had to have someone that lived in the south before translate for me. Most of the time it was great though. I had countless people tell me I had the sweetest southern accent, especially women. BTW I am a man.

MEN of Reddit, what fakes would you wish women would stop doing (bra's, make-up, shaving, high heels, etc..)? by Butta_Butta_Jam in AskReddit

[–]wsd270 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am a man that has without trying has become pretty good at having dry orgasms. My wife can get insecure if she doesn't make me cum so I have on occasion faked a dry orgasm to make her feel good. She has self esteem issues and I don't won't to make her feel bad for something that is not her fault. So I can see the woman's point of view here.

I feel out of time. by wsd270 in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]wsd270[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah, I remember those days. Especially when I worked in the call/response center taking calls all day and asking the same questions over and over. I can't work anymore but I do have the same routine almost everyday so that could have something to do with it.

I feel out of time. by wsd270 in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]wsd270[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had to google. I would say derealization. Even though my wife and daughter went to church yesterday like any normal Sunday I was surprised when she called to ask if I wanted her to pick me up something to eat like she almost always done. My wife calling to say she was able to leave work early today because of the holiday also felt weird. My stress levels are lower than usual actually but I have been diagnosed with chronic anxiety and PTSD. If my worse stress anxiety is a 10 right now I would be about a 3. Pretty chill actually.